FabSwingers.com forum: Most annoying phrase on here???

By *iceguy 1966 OP Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

The phrase that gets to me is "jog on"

So rude in my humble opinion.

What phrase or phrases do you all not like???

I bet you all have a few that get under your skin ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is wrong with ( MY PROFILE ) reeks off desperation .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "you know who you are" pish

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

how r u ?

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

we're up for anything.... not meeting single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jog on one irritates me too.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

All the above

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm straight".........but when you look at their verifications..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for professional types......

Twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But why?

Won't you meet me; aren't you interested, etc. etc..

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Meh@suit n tie johns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want cock

No respect . No morals no effort.

Answer yes but not yours like a man with a brain to .

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By *redrobCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

What you into. As if profile doesn't say.

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

"how r u ?"

This!

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

No face pics because of the nature of my work....

Get tae fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hear ur accent, love irish! Really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pics because of the nature of my work....

Get tae fuck. "

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge a book by its cover......sorry but I get judged on first appearances all the time on here and don't let it bother me so if being judged on looks alone gets to you then it's time to grow a thicker skin!

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

""Professional people""

Still not sure wtf this means

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How r u...

Are you a doctor?

Am near you this week-end... And?

Where's the best place to go out... Do I have Tourist Info Office tattooed on my butt?

I love everything French... Take a trip, google Easyjet/ryanair etc...

Love Fab lol

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"No face pics because of the nature of my work....

Get tae fuck.

This!! "

This too !!

Unless cilla black is on here n ive not saw her profile

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later"

Invariably on profiles started over a year ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for?

Answer is usually "my glasses!"

What brings you here?

"My phone/tablet/laptop"

You know who you are!

i.e. a fantasy person

I can breathe through my ears...

"What does your nose do then?"

The Sydney uni stuff...

Generally people who have nothing worth using in their profile..no pics and two words of text!!

I could go on...

Grumpy granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you handle me?

You know who you are !

And that's just 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clearing out my friends list.

who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will let you know"

I say this. And, I'll get back to you...

Sorry, I'll just be blunt from now on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will let you know

I say this. And, I'll get back to you...

Sorry, I'll just be blunt from now on!!! "

Honesty no matter how blunt is all I ask for

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Leaving fab soon

No need to give notice just piss off lol ...

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Aye the sydney uni bullshit

Didnt know Australians would be that interested lol

If theres even such a place !!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will let you know

I say this. And, I'll get back to you...

Sorry, I'll just be blunt from now on!!!

Honesty no matter how blunt is all I ask for"

Cool, I'll let you know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'lol'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If your not interested manners cost nothing' in a pm. So infuriating, I feel like in being lectured before iv even talked to the person. Automatically makes me not want to reply! Lol

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

'No one over 45' aye ma baws n dick fell off just after opening my birthday card!

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

'Not meeting at the moment' then 2 days later...86 veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass him/her by.

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By *iceguy 1966 OP Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

"'Not meeting at the moment' then 2 days later...86 veri's"

Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jog on!" makes me shudder and my testicles retreat in horror. It's just a bit too Jeremy Kyle or Little Britain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are yous available ? yes because we just sit here running an appointment system for anyone who wants their hole NOT

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Will only meet if my fb is there ..on a single profile

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Will only meet if my fb is there ..on a single profile

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By *ackInDundeeMan
over a year ago

Dundee

"How's you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with the respect she deserves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifying what they did in gynecological detail, before adding; 'treat this one with respect'.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Deleting my profile after membership runs out

still here months later

attention seeking twats

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"No face pics because of the nature of my work....

Get tae fuck. "

Some people do have jobs where being on a site like this and, more so, publicly displaying it would be more than enough to get them the boot - at the very least make life very difficult for them at work.

In an ideal world, this would not be a 'thing' but it is - and there are also no shortage of bastards out there who would expose it to ruin someone as well.

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By *offee and Cream 100Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Kilsyth

Every single one of the above plus,

Would you fuck each other for me? , NO,were fekin straight.

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By *cotscpl66Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yous and use aaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Not meeting at the moment' then 2 days later...86 veri's

Class

your spot on but thats exactly why we dont publish verification now learned it from last profile you can chat to a few people and as soon as you have a meet you got everyone else complaining it wasnt them that was choose and calling you a time waster so now who and when we meet is kept private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is your type?

Does it matter it's not you move on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what is your type?

Does it matter it's not you move on!!! "

Aye I'll second that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Too many emails - so set your filters!

(Or do a '_ustcutie' and delete the lot

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Too many emails - so set your filters!

(Or do a '_ustcutie' and delete the lot

Ahem I am here you know

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By *ew guy69Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

The silence is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Song lyrics, especially when they're quoted wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with the respect she deserves.

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy called me dirty and slutty in a veri, and thought he was being complementary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most annoying thing : u send a message n then look at sent. Says deleted aye cheers for that I know the lassies get shit load so understand but it still bugs the arse off of me

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By *lcockMan
over a year ago

stirling

Mwah

For a while all single females and couples had it on either their status or profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a phrase as such, but just the deletion and non responding to a polite mail. I know girls get tons, but surely just a 'thanks, but no' is not too much to ask ? Or is it ?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Mwah

For a while all single females and couples had it on either their status or profile. "

All? Really? Can't say I've ever had that

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

peeps.

thanks guys

Mmmmmm

He He He He

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*dodges the toys being thrown from the pram*

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Too many emails - so set your filters!

(Or do a '_ustcutie' and delete the lot

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Ahem I am here you know

Yeah, but you know it's true

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Too many emails - so set your filters!

(Or do a '_ustcutie' and delete the lot

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Ahem I am here you know

Yeah, but you know it's true

Well I never said it wasn't true

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Single.......cant accom and only available 09:00 17:00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm leaving", and then two days later they are putting meet notices up, "faith restored in fab" is an annoying one as well.

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

"How big are they"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How big are they"

Hahahahahahahaha!! I forgot about this one! I usually answer too big for you.

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

There's a girl local to us who uses the status like Facebook, asking for lifts to the shop and the like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satisfaction guaranteed. Keep seeing this on guy's profiles :-/

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

"Verifying what they did in gynecological detail, before adding; 'treat this one with respect'.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I can make any woman squirt.

Because that's the only thing we want, obviously

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Agree with the respect one. Because I was planning to boot them in the face.

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

""How big are they"

Hahahahahahahaha!! I forgot about this one! I usually answer too big for you."

lol nice answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/06/15 00:55:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone has very little or nothing in their profile then say "Just ask and I'll tell you" grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This nonsense

WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/06/15 07:16:46]

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"I can make any woman squirt.

Because that's the only thing we want, obviously "
he's obviously a fireman!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"When someone has very little or nothing in their profile then say "Just ask and I'll tell you" grrrr "

it's only because everyone knows I'm a cake and hug whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at the 'treat her with respect' line I mean why wouldn't you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laugh at the 'treat her with respect' line I mean why wouldn't you anyway. "

And why would they think you'd meet someone disrespectful??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could come round yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laugh at the 'treat her with respect' line I mean why wouldn't you anyway.

And why would they think you'd meet someone disrespectful??"

The veri's can be quite fun reading....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't pass him by' and 'I want to keep him all to myself' on a verification but no-one else has said the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The attention seeking "what to do today"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'I have found the man of my dreams' as it is usually followed up the next week with 'that bastard'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very suckable cock

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"'I have found the man of my dreams' as it is usually followed up the next week with 'that bastard'....."
aye too true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst messages are " hi my name is whatever and i just like to introduce myself " then you need to take the time to write a reply thinking why cant you just be an arsehole and be deleted like everyone else

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"worst messages are " hi my name is whatever and i just like to introduce myself " then you need to take the time to write a reply thinking why cant you just be an arsehole and be deleted like everyone else

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hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This nonsense

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This nonsense

This

yes some people dont realise what little rights you have when you choose to post a pic on a public web site

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By *overocketoneMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

A cock to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you looking for?

Answer is usually "my glasses!"

What brings you here?

"My phone/tablet/laptop"

You know who you are!

i.e. a fantasy person

I can breathe through my ears...

"What does your nose do then?"

The Sydney uni stuff...

Generally people who have nothing worth using in their profile..no pics and two words of text!!

I could go on...

Grumpy granny

I saw in a couples profile words to the effect 'To all Sydney university students have a wank on us'

Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine couples only

are they gonna message and say sprry we are a fake cpl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message......unread/deleted...... Say no more ha ha

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some common ones & my response to them

"Very suckable cock" (what does that even mean?!? What's an un-suckable cock?!)

"You know who you are" (maybe they don't?)

"No timewasters!" ("Damn, I'm a timewaster, better not message them" thought no person. ever)

"Don't pass him/her by" (I'll decide for myself thanks)

"I'm leaving" (are ye, aye?)

"Male half alone & looking for fun" (funny how it's never ever he female half)

"Bored" (aww diddums)

"Come round & use my willing mouth, dump your load then go" (the profile says I'm not bi & that doesn't mean a challenge. & even if I was, that's not what I'd be looking for)

"Shame you're straight" (not for me it isn't pal)

"NO SINGLE MEN!!" (Ok ok, there's nicer ways to put it you know)

"My fb will be there" (will he aye? & will you be there? Probably not cos you don't exist)

"Genuine people only" (see also the one about timewasters)

"Kiss, fuck, avoid" (piss RIGHT off)

"Does anyone actually meet on this?!" (No we all just agree to verify each other randomly as part of an elaborate lie)

"lol" (I fecking hate this, aaaaargh)

"Hot men only" (how will we know if we're hot until we message you? You realise "hot" is relative?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two examples just let his minute in my inbox.....you free for some morning fun

Just because I am online at stupid o'clock doesn't mean I am looking for a quickie idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some common ones & my response to them

"Very suckable cock" (what does that even mean?!? What's an un-suckable cock?!)

"You know who you are" (maybe they don't?)

"No timewasters!" ("Damn, I'm a timewaster, better not message them" thought no person. ever)

"Don't pass him/her by" (I'll decide for myself thanks)

"I'm leaving" (are ye, aye?)

"Male half alone & looking for fun" (funny how it's never ever he female half)

"Bored" (aww diddums)

"Come round & use my willing mouth, dump your load then go" (the profile says I'm not bi & that doesn't mean a challenge. & even if I was, that's not what I'd be looking for)

"Shame you're straight" (not for me it isn't pal)

"NO SINGLE MEN!!" (Ok ok, there's nicer ways to put it you know)

"My fb will be there" (will he aye? & will you be there? Probably not cos you don't exist)

"Genuine people only" (see also the one about timewasters)

"Kiss, fuck, avoid" (piss RIGHT off)

"Does anyone actually meet on this?!" (No we all just agree to verify each other randomly as part of an elaborate lie)

"lol" (I fecking hate this, aaaaargh)

"Hot men only" (how will we know if we're hot until we message you? You realise "hot" is relative?)

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LOL

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

I hate when people pose a question on here and under it just write

"discuss!"

eh no, I will talk about what I want to talk about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some common ones & my response to them

"Very suckable cock" (what does that even mean?!? What's an un-suckable cock?!)

"You know who you are" (maybe they don't?)

"No timewasters!" ("Damn, I'm a timewaster, better not message them" thought no person. ever)

"Don't pass him/her by" (I'll decide for myself thanks)

"I'm leaving" (are ye, aye?)

"Male half alone & looking for fun" (funny how it's never ever he female half)

"Bored" (aww diddums)

"Come round & use my willing mouth, dump your load then go" (the profile says I'm not bi & that doesn't mean a challenge. & even if I was, that's not what I'd be looking for)

"Shame you're straight" (not for me it isn't pal)

"NO SINGLE MEN!!" (Ok ok, there's nicer ways to put it you know)

"My fb will be there" (will he aye? & will you be there? Probably not cos you don't exist)

"Genuine people only" (see also the one about timewasters)

"Kiss, fuck, avoid" (piss RIGHT off)

"Does anyone actually meet on this?!" (No we all just agree to verify each other randomly as part of an elaborate lie)

"lol" (I fecking hate this, aaaaargh)

"Hot men only" (how will we know if we're hot until we message you? You realise "hot" is relative?)

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

"Looking for fun"

Go to a funfair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Looking for fun"

Go to a funfair!"

I feel the same way about "playmates". Makes me think of nursery school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The safe sex proclamation and then you see pics of bare back !

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By *ackietv31TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

I hate the " what are you wearing ?"

my answer is usually "clothes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the " what are you wearing ?"

my answer is usually "clothes ""

Well with respect, asking you this question is not really so surprising or annoyingly wrong... YOUR A TV?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge a book by its cover......sorry but I get judged on first appearances all the time on here and don't let it bother me so if being judged on looks alone gets to you then it's time to grow a thicker skin!

Well said mate i get that trouble as the women say I'm not their type lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

r skin!

Well said mate i get that trouble as the women say I'm not their type lol "

Welsh, tattoo and whopper cock - and ur not their type... trues what they say somepeople just never happy!

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Also: pic of their cock taken standing over a toilet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the " what are you wearing ?"

my answer is usually "clothes ""

How about the one 'what you looking for?' Um let me think, body, two arms, two legs and a head would be a good start, and yes I have said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later" grrrrrr how are you expected to know anything x and it's like this for months xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality not quantity" which is fine I believe in this myself but when they have 42 verifications ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know who you are

Quality not quantity

Cock photos over toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages xx punctuated xx by kisses xx

Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages xx punctuated xx by kisses xx

Fuck off. "

I do that all the time x sorry x I'll stop x

Msg received... fucking off now x Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a professional

Fancy a fuck

I've a massive cock

The wife is away at moment so can the male just meet you instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pics because of the nature of my work....

Get tae fuck. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only chat to people with face pics ... well fuck off then no one asked you to pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a discreet blowjob while porn is on"

Everyday I read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make any woman squirt.

Because that's the only thing we want, obviously "

And the orgasms guaranteed! I didn't realise all women had the same manual, I didn't get one when I hit puberty. If anyone ever finds it can I have a peek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can make any woman squirt.

Because that's the only thing we want, obviously

And the orgasms guaranteed! I didn't realise all women had the same manual, I didn't get one when I hit puberty. If anyone ever finds it can I have a peek?

Ah hahahahahahahaha!! This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant accomm ive got a flatmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you look like Richard Rawlings....if you do can I gad your monkey...err if I looked like Richard Rawlings i would be in America earning a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications that refer to vacuum cleaners when describing 'oral skills' really is that actually meant to be a compliment?

Text speak .. there's no need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine; the real deal

what else they going to say "not genuine" full of shit,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a girl local to us who uses the status like Facebook, asking for lifts to the shop and the like...

Lol I've not seen those, the gaul!

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How are yous? It really gets on my nerves. It's not even a proper sentence! We're not sheep. Instant block as it clearly says in our profile not to use it. Rant over Sx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a phrase but a photo

any photo taken of cock or boobs or more and the background is a complete untidy mess (a sh*thole)

shows exactly how they live but they are unaware of the mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of text speak - it makes me think they are thick and lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kind of text speak - it makes me think they are thick and lazy.

Did you not just use lol on an earlier post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what the fuck does wtf mean ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Put (random word) in title when messaging to prove you read profile ...ffs some of us dont have time to read profiles we're too busy perving pics

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"what the fuck does wtf mean ?

Wipe the fanny ?? .....maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kind of text speak - it makes me think they are thick and lazy.

Did you not just use lol on an earlier post?"

Actually I think I may have. Busted, I'll allow "lol" but other than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kind of text speak - it makes me think they are thick and lazy.

This. There's no need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what the fuck does wtf mean ?

Wipe the fanny ?? .....maybe

Which tit first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "you know who you are" pish"

Yes that's pretty sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it says 'be inventive when sending a message' on a profile and when they email it says 'hi, hws u?'

Wow, just wow!

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By *iceguy 1966 OP Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

I bet that a few people will change their profiles now with respect to the comments on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my profile and when u do they don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like or look at cock pics"

and all you see on their profile is a number of big boobs pics lol

pot; kettle; black

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*dodges the toys being thrown from the pram*"

its a preverable toys'r'us.

i'm enjoying the banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot u up2

Ull not gt beter than me

Jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any slut wanting pumped....

(So cute, huh?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any slut wanting pumped....

(So cute, huh?)

I would find that hard to resist

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate it when guys say wanking on cam about to cum how bloody boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it really annoying when im innundated with messages from women asking "would it be ok if i sucked your cock?"

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By *erudenottoMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

"Treat her well"

ERM, like, is that a request or a demand?

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"I find it really annoying when im innundated with messages from women asking "would it be ok if i sucked your cock?"

"
lol aye then you woke up

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Not so much an annoying phrase but people who write in scottish words ie: dinnae and mooth and canny and ken,really does my trumpet in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOT MEETING....why are they on here then with gigantic profile and more pics than BBC...?

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