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Guys With Fake Couples Profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is sooooo obviously a male with fake couple profile.

Do these muppets think we came up the Clyde in a banana boat

Hi

I realise that you aren't looking to meet women, but i'm actually messaging on behalf of my boyfriend! We have a long distance relationship and i'm looking for a sexy lady who may be interested in nsa sex with him when I'm not able to service him lol

Plus the idea of him with another woman is a massive turn on for me! Would you be interested? Happy to provide a face pic of him and me if you're happy to send one

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

That would be my first instinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other favourite is where the couples profile explains that regretfully the female is not feeling too well at the moment (headache perhaps?) but the male is up for fun.

Strange how it is never the other way around.

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

We get the Mrs is on time of the month and the guys looking for fun lol

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Ha ha ha.... The old fake couple scam.... I get loads of them.... Quickest way to get rid is ask to see a pic of them together or ask to speak to the fem on the phone....

'Message read-no reply'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is sooooo obviously a male with fake couple profile.

Do these muppets think we came up the Clyde in a banana boat

Hi

I realise that you aren't looking to meet women, but i'm actually messaging on behalf of my boyfriend! We have a long distance relationship and i'm looking for a sexy lady who may be interested in nsa sex with him when I'm not able to service him lol

Plus the idea of him with another woman is a massive turn on for me! Would you be interested? Happy to provide a face pic of him and me if you're happy to send one

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"This is sooooo obviously a male with fake couple profile.

Do these muppets think we came up the Clyde in a banana boat

Hi

I realise that you aren't looking to meet women, but i'm actually messaging on behalf of my boyfriend! We have a long distance relationship and i'm looking for a sexy lady who may be interested in nsa sex with him when I'm not able to service him lol

Plus the idea of him with another woman is a massive turn on for me! Would you be interested? Happy to provide a face pic of him and me if you're happy to send one

"
thats the best way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha if I thought I would get away with It I would set one up now. Really what goes through these guys minds one never knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute desperados who give us all bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet a few months back with a couple,or so i thought,travelled to their place and when i chapped the door the guy answered,totally different to the couple pic i seen, he says that his wife had to go out,i was away in a shot, the guy later admited in a message that he had lied and said sorry

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow


" when I'm not able to service him lol

"

Yeah this line really meakes it seems as though it was genuinely written by a female partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when I'm not able to service him lol

Yeah this line really meakes it seems as though it was genuinely written by a female partner "

Absolutely! We've all said at one time... "Verily my liege, forsooth I have the painters in and am unable to service thee this week. Take thyself off to fabs and get thy hole why don't thou?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when I'm not able to service him lol

Yeah this line really meakes it seems as though it was genuinely written by a female partner

Absolutely! We've all said at one time... "Verily my liege, forsooth I have the painters in and am unable to service thee this week. Take thyself off to fabs and get thy hole why don't thou?" "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when I'm not able to service him lol

Yeah this line really meakes it seems as though it was genuinely written by a female partner

Absolutely! We've all said at one time... "Verily my liege, forsooth I have the painters in and am unable to service thee this week. Take thyself off to fabs and get thy hole why don't thou?" "

Very funny Jinty, I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a meet a few months back with a couple,or so i thought,travelled to their place and when i chapped the door the guy answered,totally different to the couple pic i seen, he says that his wife had to go out,i was away in a shot, the guy later admited in a message that he had lied and said sorry "

That's unreal. What an Idiot. The nerve of him

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond

[Removed by poster at 29/05/15 23:43:36]

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond


"Ha ha ha.... The old fake couple scam.... I get loads of them.... Quickest way to get rid is ask to see a pic of them together or ask to speak to the fem on the phone....

'Message read-no reply'..... "

Yeah that or ask to see both on them on webcam we have done that a good few times and got excuses like she is away to bed and sleeping. Then ask them again the next day and its she is away shopping or away to her parents and wont be back till late or a couple of days.

I dont get some when its so much easier to create a single male profile and be truthful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd when on their profile they state they only play together then see a single males profile for him and not one for her.. yeah only play together do you? Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when I'm not able to service him lol

Yeah this line really meakes it seems as though it was genuinely written by a female partner

Absolutely! We've all said at one time... "Verily my liege, forsooth I have the painters in and am unable to service thee this week. Take thyself off to fabs and get thy hole why don't thou?" "

Love your wit!!!

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