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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't have sky...how do I know what size all these cooks are?

Maybe I should buy a can of lynx...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you now get small pocket size cans of lynx, guess they can be used with us smaller guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys should use chocolate bars to compare their knob to so the ladies can get an accurate size rating. You have Freddos, Fudge, Double Decker, Mars Bar twin pack and for the real big boys, Bounty triple pack.

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Chuckle, So that's what the flake adverts where going on about. :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuckle, So that's what the flake adverts where going on about. :p "

Haha!!! Haven't had a flake in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuckle, So that's what the flake adverts where going on about. :p

Haha!!! Haven't had a flake in years "

Are we still talking about chocolate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuckle, So that's what the flake adverts where going on about. :p

Haha!!! Haven't had a flake in years "

Makes sense when you think about the facial expressions on the women in the ads, touching it gently, slowly sliding it into their mouths, eyes closed, leaning back...

Just don't think about Yorkie bars!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen some of the cockspur on here...more like Curlywurlys...

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There just for men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just noticed I typed cooks not cocks!!! Damn autocorrect always trying to keep it clean :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would rather have a sausage though...

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

chuckle, is that link or square?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Salami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as most of it fit in your mouth

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll help massage out the lockjaw after chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as most of it fit in your mouth "

Just bite the end off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as most of it fit in your mouth

Just bite the end off..."

You tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just noticed I typed cooks not cocks!!! Damn autocorrect always trying to keep it clean :-/"

Better watch out the red pen brigade will be on you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just noticed I typed cooks not cocks!!! Damn autocorrect always trying to keep it clean :-/

Better watch out the red pen brigade will be on you lol"

What's the red pen brigade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just noticed I typed cooks not cocks!!! Damn autocorrect always trying to keep it clean :-/

Better watch out the red pen brigade will be on you lol

What's the red pen brigade?"

Just make a spelling mistake or grammar and find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah! Like the grammar police? Yeah, that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah! Like the grammar police? Yeah, that's me"

I just need my pencil sharpened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dimensions and measurements in this case are best recorded using these instruments:

1. A Dressmaker's measuring tape for length, breadth and circumference. Measurements should be taken when flaccid and fully erect (although chilly days should be avoided). Although some men prefer describing in inches using the imperial scale, using the metric system may reduce instances of exaggeration and provide greater accuracy by going up in small increments of millimetres.

2. Kitchen scales to measure weight of either penis or ball bag. Density can be calculated from this. Wait until Mary Berry has popped down to Waitrose for some hundreds-and-thousands and use her scales, but beware her wrath, she is actually Zelda from Terrahawks.

3. A ten penny piece can be used for accurate dimensional perspective. If needs be, a ha'penny can also be used in dire straits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dimensions and measurements in this case are best recorded using these instruments:

1. A Dressmaker's measuring tape for length, breadth and circumference. Measurements should be taken when flaccid and fully erect (although chilly days should be avoided). Although some men prefer describing in inches using the imperial scale, using the metric system may reduce instances of exaggeration and provide greater accuracy by going up in small increments of millimetres.

2. Kitchen scales to measure weight of either penis or ball bag. Density can be calculated from this. Wait until Mary Berry has popped down to Waitrose for some hundreds-and-thousands and use her scales, but beware her wrath, she is actually Zelda from Terrahawks.

3. A ten penny piece can be used for accurate dimensional perspective. If needs be, a ha'penny can also be used in dire straits."

Apparently the average d-cup sized boob weighs 4lb.

I've got about 3 stone

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Guys should use chocolate bars to compare their knob to so the ladies can get an accurate size rating. You have Freddos, Fudge, Double Decker, Mars Bar twin pack and for the real big boys, Bounty triple pack.

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lmao how about a dairy milk bar.

that way you can measure in squares.

we can add a cock size on fab profiles with no of squares.

I like 6 squares lol how many are yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't call me toblerone for nothin

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

is that fun or intercontinental sized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funsize is my option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dimensions and measurements in this case are best recorded using these instruments:

1. A Dressmaker's measuring tape for length, breadth and circumference. Measurements should be taken when flaccid and fully erect (although chilly days should be avoided). Although some men prefer describing in inches using the imperial scale, using the metric system may reduce instances of exaggeration and provide greater accuracy by going up in small increments of millimetres.

2. Kitchen scales to measure weight of either penis or ball bag. Density can be calculated from this. Wait until Mary Berry has popped down to Waitrose for some hundreds-and-thousands and use her scales, but beware her wrath, she is actually Zelda from Terrahawks.

3. A ten penny piece can be used for accurate dimensional perspective. If needs be, a ha'penny can also be used in dire straits.

Apparently the average d-cup sized boob weighs 4lb.

I've got about 3 stone "

Just the thought of them makes me pop a button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a freddo here.

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