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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last year's winner was "fanny like a burst sofa". Previous year was "flaps like otter boards" (a fishing industry reference).

Come on 2015. Show me the creative side of Fab.

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

How's about that's not a camel toe its a pigs trotter

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Cock like a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im far to polite to use these...but some ive heard.

She has a fanny like a stab wound on a gorrilas back

Shes got a fanny that smells like an alkies carpet

She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a wizards sleeve

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Purple headed yoghurt thrower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a ripped oot fireplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breasts hanging out like roof tilers nail bags....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse like a bag of hammers

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nipples like cobbler's thumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipples like Volvo wheel nuts.

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Im far to polite to use these...but some ive heard.

She has a fanny like a stab wound on a gorrilas back

Shes got a fanny that smells like an alkies carpet

She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.

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Where has this girl been all my life!!!!

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More meat on a butchers pencil

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow

She's as rough as a robbers dog!

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