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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A rolling stone gathers moss ?? ( wit dose that mean )

Killing two birds with one stone

Always wear clean underwear you might get knocked down. ( as if that's all you have to worrie about when you have been knocked down ) LOL

Never look a gifted horse in the mouth Wtf dose that mean ??

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"A rolling stone gathers moss ?? ( wit dose that mean )

Killing two birds with one stone

Always wear clean underwear you might get knocked down. ( as if that's all you have to worrie about when you have been knocked down ) LOL

Never look a gifted horse in the mouth Wtf dose that mean ??"
apart from the underwear they all have good meanings though

a rolling stone gathers no moss = dont be idle

kill two birds with one stone =save effort and do things right

never look a gift horse in the mouth = a horse given as a present if you checked its mouth you can gauge how old it is by its teeth so dont look and be thankful lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never knew the origins of the gift horse one!

Love this kinna trivia stuff!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

One for the road.

Can anyone guess that one??

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

It comes from the tavern at the top of hangmans rd the inn keeper gave the condemned man a flagon for the final rd

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It comes from the tavern at the top of hangmans rd the inn keeper gave the condemned man a flagon for the final rd "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I always thought the gift hirse had something to do with Trojan horses...makes more sense now lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the heid and ill buy ye a bunnet" ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft/ mad as a brush?? Why are brushes daft???

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Similar to above;

Mad as a box of frogs?!?!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Cant remember exactly but its something to do with a foxes tail as for frogs thats just mad lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'thanks guys'...... makes me cringe

mmmmm: shit

he he he he: unless you are 8

nom, nom

to die for..... hurry the fuck up and do it

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Sucks like a dyson

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

Queer as a bottle of chips!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mad as a hatter ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mad as a hatter ??"

Hatmakers used toxic chemicals in the process, which over time would leave them with various mental problems.

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Mad as a hatter ??"
milliners (hat makers) used to use mercury, a poison, in the linings of hats and wouuld end up with it on their fingers and then eventually their mouths and this in turn would end up giving them brain disease and mental illness, hence Mad as a hatter!!

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By *erudenottoMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton


"A rolling stone gathers moss ?? ( wit dose that mean )

Killing two birds with one stone

Always wear clean underwear you might get knocked down. ( as if that's all you have to worrie about when you have been knocked down ) LOL

Never look a gifted horse in the mouth Wtf dose that mean ??apart from the underwear they all have good meanings though

a rolling stone gathers no moss = dont be idle

kill two birds with one stone =save effort and do things right

never look a gift horse in the mouth = a horse given as a present if you checked its mouth you can gauge how old it is by its teeth so dont look and be thankful lol

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Healthy observation there

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By *erudenottoMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton


"Mad as a hatter ??milliners (hat makers) used to use mercury, a poison, in the linings of hats and wouuld end up with it on their fingers and then eventually their mouths and this in turn would end up giving them brain disease and mental illness, hence Mad as a hatter!!"

Brilliant! Never knew that till now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Either got some brainy people on here or Google has been busy ????

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By *erudenottoMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

The gift is to the giver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's as thick as sh1t in a bottle

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"Sucks like a dyson "

More modern than some listings - (I hate seeing - ''sucks like a Pro - what does that mean - with a bored and will you get the fuck this done quickly' look in her eyes?'')

Equally if this means that a bag doesn't have to be emptied - still a little of colour - as it were...

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Mad as a hatter ??"

Or mad-as-a-chatter lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mad as a hatter ??

Or mad-as-a-chatter lol "

That me mad chatter ?? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always liked "bawhair" when it's being used in relegation to a measurement

Eg: ohhh he missed that by a bawhair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relegation should be relation lol

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I know what "Haud yer wheesht" means but I don't know what a wheesht actually is; I couldn't use it in any other sentence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take my hand off your jaw..... It's not the taking off, it's the sudden impact a milli second before hand that's the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Not as green as you're cabbage looking.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"This is me since yesterday"

No idea what it means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a poke in the eye wi a sharp stick.....like to say this to folk moaning about trivial shit

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Better than a poke in the eye wi a sharp stick.....like to say this to folk moaning about trivial shit "

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