Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Back to forum list |
Back to Scotland |
Jump to newest |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Upload a clip onto Your Tube Then we can see if we would pay to watch dlt get a hand shoved up his rear " f@#% off you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" (following on a discussion on another site) Iam setting up a new act with the aid of my new talking dummy. Some of you may recognize him as dirtylittletrucker just looking to see if folk would actually pay to see this live puppet show ?????? " i dont believe you done that tou f@#$€¥g cow,after providing entertainment at all your socials including being santa baws and treating all the ladies to a present from santas sack,im reduced to being a f@#$&÷¥ dummy,i'll mind you in my f#@$&€% will. F#$@ sake | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Only.if you paint him green as we need a new Orville since Keith Harris is no longer with us lol" you can get f@#$€= as well | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"hahaha have now sent a few wee pics of said entertainment to f/book " could rapidly go off some folk | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*waves a fistful of pound notes* " pound notes are obsolete | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Suggestion for another dummy, an angry monkey wearing an Eddie Stobart uniform. It can have a catchphrase of " I hate that truck" " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*waves a fistful of pound notes* pound notes are obsolete " Still in circulation, but I can shake a bag of pound coins at you if you like | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I just went to check fb...... " she wisnae brave enough to go public | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"have tagged you _ustcutie " Thanks Katy Looking good Martin | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"have tagged you _ustcutie Thanks Katy Looking good Martin " just hope nobody buys a kids stobart uniform for me,that would be a step too far | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"have tagged you _ustcutie Thanks Katy Looking good Martin just hope nobody buys a kids stobart uniform for me,that would be a step too far " I'm on the case | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"have tagged you _ustcutie Thanks Katy Looking good Martin just hope nobody buys a kids stobart uniform for me,that would be a step too far I'm on the case " dont you f@#$%&! Dare | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"lol sorry Martin the mental image alone is priceless " Trust me the real thing is funnier | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"lol sorry Martin the mental image alone is priceless Trust me the real thing is funnier " Eddie stobart fan club cutie | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Suggestion for another dummy, an angry monkey wearing an Eddie Stobart uniform. It can have a catchphrase of " I hate that truck" " He does that now in green | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" (following on a discussion on another site) Iam setting up a new act with the aid of my new talking dummy. Some of you may recognize him as dirtylittletrucker just looking to see if folk would actually pay to see this live puppet show ?????? " Hmmmmmm.........pay? Probably not......come along to a free show??? HELL YEAH!!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Bought my son a tshirt a couple of years ago.....it's a little small for him now though - so should fit DLT perfectly. I'm in Dundee tomorrow if you want it dropped off missk " see you ya hairy s$/^& stirring f@×!wit your gonna get a kick right in the c@#$ anymore of yer p@#$ | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"ohhh andy that would be good hahah is it xxxs ?? mind you its for the top half then just small will fit " bitch | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"ohhh andy that would be good hahah is it xxxs ?? mind you its for the top half then just small will fit bitch " you say that like its not a compliment hahahaha | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"ohhh andy that would be good hahah is it xxxs ?? mind you its for the top half then just small will fit " It might be a bit long as it's 7-8 but he can tuck it into his little grey school shorts | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Glad u said socks his boxers got pinched on sat night " muhahahaha | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Glad u said socks his boxers got pinched on sat night " They didn't get pinched - he wasn't wearing any to start with | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"stood in town all morning waiting on you andy lol,with a sign saying fabswingers puppet donations wanted, got some wierd looks though so i came home" I drove round and round but didn't see any signs - just a trail of men on their knees in tears - so I followed that but STILL didn't find you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"must have just missed me " Damn!! He would have looked good in it too | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"must have just missed me Damn!! He would have looked good in it too " Nah doubt it | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"must have just missed me Damn!! He would have looked good in it too Nah doubt it " f!@# off | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"must have just missed me Damn!! He would have looked good in it too Nah doubt it f!@# off " Not as good as mankini lol | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top |