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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

What ur best and ur worst chat up lines that u had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of a good one but my worst two were

A guy at the bar looks at me and says

'I'm going to smash your back doors in'

I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'

The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

my only ever was

going to stop talking and kiss me

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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

That's a good one the I had was here is 10p phone ur mum ur not comeing home

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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Or here is ur jacket u have pulled

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Or here is ur jacket u have pulled "

never had the confidence to use that line

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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I did once and got a slap in the face for it but I think she felt sorry for me because a hour later she said are u comeing then

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

deffo my worst one has been

right you taking me back to your hotel then?

not saying if it worked I might get asualted

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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend got on radio 1 with 'is your name Jacobs, coz you're a cracker'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or here is ur jacket u have pulled "

I've had that. It worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass

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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Or here is ur jacket u have pulled

I've had that. It worked "
I will have to try that oneagain lol

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By *usky Couple01 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

There is one more do u lie on ur back.or ur belly and she say her back well can I lie on ur belly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beckon over with your finger a lass you like the look of.....if she does then whisper (shout if you're in a nightclub!)in her ear..."If I can make you come with just my finger imagine what the rest of me could do"

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were

A guy at the bar looks at me and says

'I'm going to smash your back doors in'

I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'

The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch "

I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were

A guy at the bar looks at me and says

'I'm going to smash your back doors in'

I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'

The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch

I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!? "

I've never been out in Kilmarnock

Top one Glasgow, bottom one Manchester

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You're such a honey; but the bees don't know it!

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll


"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were

A guy at the bar looks at me and says

'I'm going to smash your back doors in'

I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'

The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch "

Both sound appalling - pity you didn't throw your glass at the second guy then pat the bar stool beside you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was

"Fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck??"

I said..uh..NO!!!!

He said. . "Whattttt???! U don't like pizza??? "

Tickled me

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

lol that's so bad I might need to borrow it haha

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were

A guy at the bar looks at me and says

'I'm going to smash your back doors in'

I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'

The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch

I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!?

I've never been out in Kilmarnock

Top one Glasgow, bottom one Manchester "

surprising! Sounds like typical small town attitude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once said to a girl 'I'm gonna smash your back door in'. She replied 'Whatever' and walked off.

I'd love to her seen her face when she returned home to find I had kicked it off the hinges and ran off with her telly.

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By *hickensCouple
over a year ago

Inverness-ish

Your ass is like an onion, it makes me cry...

Still not sure to this day if that was a compliment or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been chatted up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been chatted up!

"

Come here often??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My watch is magic, it can tell me anything about you and right now it's telling me you're not wearing any knickers.

Wrong, I am wearing knickers.

Damn, stupid thing is running 30 minutes slow.

That one always tickled me

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

that's not half bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a night out in carnegies in paisley before it closed for good.I was standing at the bar with friends but I could see this blonde girl with really permed hair she was beautiful and she kept making eye contact with me.About half an hour later someone whispered in my ear "If you want to fuck follow me" it was her and I could never look at that disabled toilet in the same way again.lol

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

at least it was the nivce blonde who whipered in your ear haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sent me a message last night saying

You would need to phone the council to come and lift me off you

I thought that was a funny chat up line

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

damn never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The council? Fuck... You'd need Batman for that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council? Fuck... You'd need Batman for that shit"

If batman turned up you might as well go and make a cup of tea

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

where that batman costume? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council? Fuck... You'd need Batman for that shit

If batman turned up you might as well go and make a cup of tea "

Well it is Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of a good one but my worst two were

A guy at the bar looks at me and says

'I'm going to smash your back doors in'

I replied telling him your too late but I could smash yours in with my strapon. He was a little shocked and as he walked away I'm sure I heard him mutter 'psycho'

The other was a beer mat hitting me on the head when I was standing at the bar (a different bar). When I turned round the guy motioned for me to sit beside him. I glared at him and turned back round. I think he called me a right bitch

Both sound appalling - pity you didn't throw your glass at the second guy then pat the bar stool beside you!"

Na I had a good laugh about it round the other side of the bar

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Hi I am Mr Right ,were you looking for me?

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

apart from being beautiful what else do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll bet BOTH of these happened in pubs in small towns like Kilmarnock?!?

I've never been out in Kilmarnock

Top one Glasgow, bottom one Manchester

surprising! Sounds like typical small town attitude! "

And that sounds very narrow minded. I'm from a small town and I don't have that attitude

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By *egs4uWoman
over a year ago

somewhere around

I've had a few lol.

your father must of been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

Your legs must be aching from running through my mind.

Do you have a plaster? I cut my knee falling for you.

I forgot my phone number can i have yours.

Is there a mirror in your knickers? I think i can see myself in them.

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

can borrow some of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that actually worked...In club in Aberdeen.. My friends dared me £20 I wouldn't talk to the best looking girl in the room, let's spend their money "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am NO weatherman... But your gettin more than 4 inch thenite!

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