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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was supposed to have a meet last night around 8.30. It wasn't fixed but he said he'd be online. He didn't appear but today gave the following excuse: 'my dog just wouldn't go for a walk no matter how I tried. It took hours to get him to go so I didn't get online'

Absolutely hilarious lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was supposed to have a meet last night around 8.30. It wasn't fixed but he said he'd be online. He didn't appear but today gave the following excuse: 'my dog just wouldn't go for a walk no matter how I tried. It took hours to get him to go so I didn't get online'

Absolutely hilarious lol"

Name and shame!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had second thoughts about meeting you once i seen your picture so thought better to stay home and watch a horror movie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dog like that once.... walkies were a drag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im not naming and shaming as it wasnt a def meet.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Think I'll get a dug

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Was it a dogging meet ???

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm not meeting you ...you sad old pervy munter id rather poke my eyes out with a spoon than see you .....ohh how i laughed ....me old ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not meeting you ...you sad old pervy munter id rather poke my eyes out with a spoon than see you .....ohh how i laughed ....me old ?? "

How rude!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I'm not meeting you ...you sad old pervy munter id rather poke my eyes out with a spoon than see you .....ohh how i laughed ....me old ??

How rude! "

lol was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been stopped by the police and failed the breathalyser ....... Yea Yea !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really an excuse as it actually happened to me last night in hamilton, was on my way to meet didn't know where it was so was using a sat nav, got to bellshill & my sat nav stopped working so instead of going to Hamilton & driving about at 5am trying to find someone I drove home as quick as I could & said what happened, she didn't believe me but it is the truth,

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not really an excuse as it actually happened to me last night in hamilton, was on my way to meet didn't know where it was so was using a sat nav, got to bellshill & my sat nav stopped working so instead of going to Hamilton & driving about at 5am trying to find someone I drove home as quick as I could & said what happened, she didn't believe me but it is the truth, "

I use my mobile for sat nav...tends to be more up to date and reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really an excuse as it actually happened to me last night in hamilton, was on my way to meet didn't know where it was so was using a sat nav, got to bellshill & my sat nav stopped working so instead of going to Hamilton & driving about at 5am trying to find someone I drove home as quick as I could & said what happened, she didn't believe me but it is the truth,

I was using a tablet & thought it would work without WiFi I was wrong

I use my mobile for sat nav...tends to be more up to date and reliable

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Lol fones are great til you lose 3g on the move lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Tuesday I asked a guy to hang fire for 30 mins as my Mum had just turned up and that I knew she'd be gone shortly. After about 6 hours I got the pathetic excuse that he got paranoid that she'd turn up again while we were at it. Erm, I lock the door when I have company you fucking moron!!!!

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