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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite? "

Away bile yer heid

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Aye right ye are, ya roaster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nae bother bovril

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nae bother bovril

Bovril??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fannybaws

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Bite me bawbag

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Bawbag coconut heid

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 21/04/15 17:06:01]

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hope yer next shite's a hedgehog

You've got a face like a horse in a huff

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By *outhsider101Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Fannybaws"
My mate met the band , The Alabama 3 and got them all to sign an album saying , all the best fannybaws!! i was so touched!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you Ya heavy duty double dafty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah widnae ride you intae battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't give him the reek aff my pish.

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yer Maw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a face like a monkey sucking on a Lemmon or your like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By *ogsoldiersMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Face like a half chewed caramel hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer Maw!"

I doubt there is a more multi use insult than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a face like a blind cobblers thumb !!!! I may have to explain to our younger members what a cobbler is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer Maw!"

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather shite in my hands and clap... "

Not really a direct insult but can be used as one on the right situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd licked her oot like a dug eatin beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away you and take a lick oot ma erse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this ma stupid face?

That guy's been chasing parked cars.

Away an raffle yersel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nae bother bovril

Stealing this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite ma shite tae a point & I'll stab you wae it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nae bother bovril

Stealing this. "

Nae bawhair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bite ma shite tae a point & I'll stab you wae it!

I won't mess with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!!! This thread is hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a face like a bull dog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a welders work bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty

Gobshite

Probably loads more.

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

She's got a face like a fire damaged wellie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag. Bell end roaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolt ya rocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldnae get a burd in georgie square wi a pan loaf on yer heed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolt ya dawbah

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By *ogsoldiersMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If I had a face like yours I'd paint a face on my arse and walk on my hands !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldnae get a burd in georgie square wi a pan loaf on yer heed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be shy, yer maws no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye couldnae get yer hole in a donut factory

Cringing!!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Away bile yer heid"

Go n bury yir Heid in a tin can.

(recall one of my teachers use to say this YEARS ago)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Away bile yer heid

Go n bury yir Heid in a tin can.

(recall one of my teachers use to say this YEARS ago)"

My maths teacher used to say 'come a little closer it's smaller that you think'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face only a mother could love

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!"

Is it not:

It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Another:

Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Away ya fud!

Spin on that ya wee dobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt ride u into battle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleekit midden

heard that earlier

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Chanty wrastler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleekit midden

heard that earlier "

Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!

Is it not:

It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Another:

Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit"

well I'm sorry, but I use the fireguard one... means the same

erse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell yer maw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go take yer face for a shite

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

Away an lie in yer ain pish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumboy

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

"Bumboy"

Yes ?

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

fannybaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnae ride her in yae battle

Naw a willny gee ye 20 pence so ye can buy a milkybar and use the tinfoil on it to burn yer smack ya fuckin manky junkie jaggin b*****d

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!

Is it not:

It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Another:

Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit

well I'm sorry, but I use the fireguard one... means the same

Earse!!"

Well i Never heard of the "chocolate fireguard". Was more familiar with the chocolate teapot

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"yer as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!

Is it not:

It's as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Another:

Your as much fun as a fart in a spacesuit

well I'm sorry, but I use the fireguard one... means the same

Earse!!

Well i Never heard of the "chocolate fireguard". Was more familiar with the chocolate teapot"

Ive heard chocolate fireguard, chocolate teapot, chocolate ashtray and ashtray on a bike..they all work

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh and... shut yer geggie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya skud book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woundnae touch her way yours and i have nah respect fur ma ain

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"She's got a face like a bull dog chewing a wasp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the following phrases, and I have introduced them to my Indian workforce

"Ya wee Fannie"

And

"Fud"

Also rocked out with "stonner" recently!!

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

Yah snot nosed wee git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumboy

Yes ?

Your name can be used as a homophobic or just general Scottish insult just thought it was amusing in this thread but not everyone gets my sense of humour but it was just a joke not meant as anything deeper honest

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

"Bumboy

Yes ?

And taken as such , I did think it was funny right on the back of my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were so ugly your pram had shutters and you were so ugly your maw fed you with a gutty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and fart in a can and rattle it!

And my personal favourite. ..

Ya fuckin tumshie!

Also gotta love "...did ye aye?"

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

Away an cuddle ma hump

Ya skanky hingoot

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

There was a saying like: (as not heard for years)

I widnae touch him/her, even with a 10ft barge-pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a saying like: (as not heard for years)

I widnae touch him/her, even with a 10ft barge-pole."

I widae touch him wi' yours!

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By *onkersMan
over a year ago

livingston

a face like a bulldug lickin pish af a thistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were so ugly your pram had shutters and you were so ugly your maw fed you with a gutty x"

you were that ugly when you were born the midwife slapped your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty scottish insults flying about inthe chat room last night

haha people were on crazy pills

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

The simple yet effective "oh did yer ..aye "

Has to be said with the Kevin Bridges touch.

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ya big skinny streak of pish!

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By *mgdaveMan
over a year ago

paisley

Yir that fat if you jumped in the sky you'd get stuck

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By *mgdaveMan
over a year ago

paisley

Your a prick ya fanny !!!!

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By *mgdaveMan
over a year ago

paisley

Your that skinny wan eye wid dae yi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your maws got baws and yer da loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DILLIGAFF

do I look like I give a flying fuck

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

""Id rather shite in my hands and clap... "

Not really a direct insult but can be used as one on the right situation

My favourite - I can't wait to use it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DILLIGAFF

do I look like I give a flying fuck"

Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!!

BRILLIANT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Square go yah shitebag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your about as useful as a big streaky skid mark on your mommas bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big eat the brieed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer gums roon ma plums gies a gobble!

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Ya bawheid!

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"Ya bawheid! "

for added put down prefix with: Away an play in the heavy traffic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for goodness sake, its only a bit of fun.. what does it matter if the spelling is not perfect?

dilligaff!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for goodness sake, its only a bit of fun.. what does it matter if the spelling is not perfect?

dilligaff!!!"

Fun some people don't comply lol

Anyways due to their negative attitude away and stick yer heid in a gas oven looking for a haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya nugget

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you fanny baws

Aye you Ya fugget ( fucking nugget)

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haw, heid the ba!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Right, back to the fun we were all having before the thread got hijacked!

If pigs could fly, she'd be a squadron leader!

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"Right, back to the fun we were all having before the thread got hijacked!

If pigs could fly, she'd be a squadron leader! "

Tempted to type FOAD - but you're not the worst - so I'll leave it atb. Cheers

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By *egs4uWoman
over a year ago

somewhere around

Sleekit wee bassa

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

total munter

(not you babes) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body from baywatch, face from crime watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You av a face like a bag off worms

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By *egs4uWoman
over a year ago

somewhere around

"total munter

(not you babes) lol"

Oh your cruising for a bruising lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haud yer wheesht or ah'll wheesht it.......no heard that for years,whatever it means.....shut yer pus I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's that much shit coming out your mouth your arse is jealous. ...

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By *r fab1015Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wit you looking at ya dobber lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maws got a cock and yer da loves it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midgie raker

And yah wee bawfaced humfy backit dwarf

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ya hoormaisters basturd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away n sook yer grannies pish flaps.....cuntybaws

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

Keeched yer breeks.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"There's that much shit coming out your mouth your arse is jealous. ..."

like this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a face like a melted wellie...

or.. her arse is as wide as the back end of a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya big baw bag gawn away and room for chips

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