FabSwingers.com forum: Scotland's got talent

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a talent or party trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can blow my own trumpet !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can blow my own trumpet !

Can you really?

I was begining to think that Scotland had no talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No talents here. Just enthusiastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a good bit of juggling and some tricks with that.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I can play the keyboards, and I'm pretty good at making wine disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play the guitar and attempt to sing on the odd occasion haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play as well, are we getting a band together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play as well, are we getting a band together?"

Let's do it!! I really want to start a band so badly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get in on this band?, I'm not too shabby with a guitar myself of a bass, makes no difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play the fiddle and sing.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll just get a big music social going and kill off the deadwood haha

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

Guitar daft here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open mic night social seems to be on the cards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm known to sing.. its not always good but I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me

I'll crawl under you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me

I'll crawl under you

I bagsy crawling under next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me

Haha!! I could do this before I got old and decrepit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me

I'll crawl under you

I bagsy crawling under next "

This is starting to sound like a gymnastic display team

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

I can turn my tough upside down haha good tounge muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can also do the crab and hold it for people to crawl under me

I'll crawl under you

I bagsy crawling under next

This is starting to sound like a gymnastic display team "

I do pride myself for being pretty flexible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can play the drums & can also hold a glass in my cleavage

just add a straw & I can drink hands free lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breath through my ears while getting my face washed

oh and mrs dlt says i have a better cleavage than hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talentless, useless individual here! Happy to enjoy all of your stunning gifts!

Can bake a little...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to wean calves to drink milk from a bucket.

And, I can drive a combine.

*updates CV*

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By *e_frenchMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I am a wanker I am not sure if this is a talent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play the bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to boast but am pretty good with Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like to boast but am pretty good with Lego

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like to boast but am pretty good with Lego

Nooo!!!

We all love lego I'm my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maybe one day I can show you my mad skills, I can make cars and everything ....boom let that bit of info sink in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well maybe one day I can show you my mad skills, I can make cars and everything ....boom let that bit of info sink in lol"

You will need to show me pictures of some of your creations. I make a house. The same house I made as a child on the same green base board with some of my own bricks from when I was a child. Not very imaginative

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I do calligraphy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well maybe one day I can show you my mad skills, I can make cars and everything ....boom let that bit of info sink in lol

At least you would make Lego look sexy, me on the other hand I just look like the chubby hairy man playing with children's toys lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes"

Can I tempt you to tell us what it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite good at playing the hairy banjo allegedly

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Yes

Can I tempt you to tell us what it is? "
pmsl only at a party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes

Can I tempt you to tell us what it is? pmsl only at a party "

Ok. My mind will be in overdrive now thinking up crazy things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when I was a daft teenager(now a daft thirty something!)I could floss my tonsils with a condom......

Copied from 'the hopefuls' for those of you who remember .....The Word....late night 'yoof' programme on ch 4.

Snort one end of condom up your hooter until you can grab it out the back of your throat n out your mouth then make a flossing motion!

The last time I did this (20+ yes ago)an air pocket in the condom had me looking like big Arnie in Total Recall....the scene where he pulls the bugging device out his nostril......not recommended

lol

So now make a fool of myself either telling crap jokes,attempting to do the splits/limbo/the crab or just plain old crazy legs dancing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

Can I tempt you to tell us what it is? pmsl only at a party "

is it shakin yer money maker???

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'm not good at anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not good at anything

Nah don't believe that. Everyone has something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can make the room come alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not good at anything

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i beg to differ

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can pat my head and rub my tum at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pat my head and rub my tum at the same time

Prooooooof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too shabby a ballet dancer if that counts?

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By *rionycdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Can tie a knot in a piece of rope with my toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a good yorkshire pudding and fab gravy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make a good yorkshire pudding and fab gravy."

What's your fab gravy made out of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To further add to my set of useless skills, I can tie a cherry stalk with my tongue.

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

We are good at licking pussy and sulking cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good at undoing knots x

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I'm not good at anything

Nah don't believe that. Everyone has something.

Nope, serious. Can't sing, can't dance, not arty or creative, or any musical talent. Nothing

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I'm not good at anything

i beg to differ

Lol, do you now? In what way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can breathe through my ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worthless talents are Acting and writing the occasional bit of poetry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bad at Magic

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Has a certificate for dehorning calves .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talentless, useless individual here! Happy to enjoy all of your stunning gifts!

Can bake a little...

Me too. I take it we're on the cakes then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make any dull hairdo fabulous and I'm not even a hairdresser. Missed my calling!!

Also a talent for retail therapy. Jess

Ok they are not talents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can bake a little...

Me too. I take it we're on the cakes then?"

Oh I can do cakes too. And marshmallows.

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

I can eat cakes and marshmallows at an alarming rate does that count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talentless, useless individual here! Happy to enjoy all of your stunning gifts!

Can bake a little...

Me too. I take it we're on the cakes then?"

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake stall is looking goooooood ladies! We should do a fundraiser and make a fortune! One things for sure, we will need "bigger buns"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake stall is looking goooooood ladies! We should do a fundraiser and make a fortune! One things for sure, we will need "bigger buns"!!

Fab bake off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake stall is looking goooooood "ladies"! "

Sexist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake stall is looking goooooood "ladies"!

Sexist

Ooops!!!

Apologies... gents!!!! Do love a bloke in a pinny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a really good idea. Given the distance and area involved, what's to stop us doing a coffee morning with friends and family collecting donations and putting the combined amount to the charity the majority has chosen. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake stall is looking goooooood "ladies"!

Sexist

Ooops!!!

Apologies... gents!!!! Do love a bloke in a pinny!!!

I do like my pinny

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