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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guy came into chat and his opener to a fem was hi (name) do you shave. Another came in and said 'any females up for hard fucking tonight?' What's the wrst cringiest openers you've heard in chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening guys n gals..wait a minute that's my catchphrase.

Some guys seem to be on a "tit mission" and you can just picture them sitting with foam coming out there mouth as they type "Corrrr what size are they fuckers,have you ever seen your feet"

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

you look like a desparate fat slag fancy a fuck?

reply yes but not from an ugly fooker like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh mine is always christ can i park in there for the night or can i cum over your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All time favorite has to be:

"S*****K...would you like me to wank off, come in a glass and then drink it for you on cam?"

At the time, said female was on cam and she about wet herself laughing.... along with the rest of the room!

S.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

fook, I remeber that Steve (mfmitwww) xx

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By *cottishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

near irvine, ayrshire


"Guy came into chat and his opener to a fem was hi (name) do you shave. Another came in and said 'any females up for hard fucking tonight?' What's the wrst cringiest openers you've heard in chat?"

you mean u aint read my book of them anna lol i think i get them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one i hate is "are you taj or jay" i always reply why should it make a difference. Then they just go down the list of fems........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was there not some guy who's "party piece" on cam was to fuck himself in the ass. ..with his own cock and NO it was not a whistling chappie from Arbroath..at least i think it was not him

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Was there not some guy who's "party piece" on cam was to fuck himself in the ass. ..with his own cock and NO it was not a whistling chappie from Arbroath..at least i think it was not him "

You do realise a bell rings here when you have been talking about me again, don't ya?

Oh and by the way it's not me that has that party trick but there are a few on here that could tell you who it was. It was seemingly a well attended camshow by quite a few ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^I knew my post would tear you away from SuBo lol.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"^I knew my post would tear you away from SuBo lol."

You keep forgetting she is long gone, the dungeon couldn't hold her for ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^I knew it,you ran out of cream cakes..this will be in the News Of The World soon bb for all the "swinging world" to see lol.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"^I knew it,you ran out of cream cakes..this will be in the News Of The World soon bb for all the "swinging world" to see lol. "

* Spelling mistake in last version *

It's OK I made her sign a gagging order so she can't tell a thing! Sadly though I forgot to add the paragraph that would have gagged her singing for life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Duncan Bannatyne from the Dragons Den would say "Im Out"

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

s gotta be to a fem if i was your man id be on top of you all night lmao (hope u aint heavy m8)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A school friend of mine used to use the eloquent phrase

"I'll bet your pants are sploongin' just looking at me..."

Needless to say, he's still a virgin. lol

Jx

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By *YKellyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

my line is

brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cum cup!

*boke*

lol! too funny

anyway! the ones that annoy me in general would the ones where someone quite plainly hasnt read a profile and asks a question again and again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a long time ago on msn well it was in belfast.

hey spunksucker heres my spunktrumpet needing blown(best shortstrand accent)

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