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"Try this on your profile Preheat vagina to G mark six. Grease a large sized penis. Place the meat and veg into the prepared lady dish. Stir in one tablespoon of me, or enough to coat your baps. Sprinkle sex on top. Bake for around 45 minutes or until the meat is soft. The meat is a meal in itself, but side dishes are available. Let's get cooking! " Im yours!  | |||
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"OP, you've been on here for just 2 weeks, and you're complaining about a lack of success? Believe me, 2 weeks is nothing, this isn't instashag.com! You need to get a grip of the two 'P's; patience and perseverance. Good luck." I thought the 2 'P' were goingvto be Penis and Porn.... 
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"Try this on your profile Preheat vagina to G mark six. Grease a large sized penis. Place the meat and veg into the prepared lady dish. Stir in one tablespoon of me, or enough to coat your baps. Sprinkle sex on top. Bake for around 45 minutes or until the meat is soft. The meat is a meal in itself, but side dishes are available. Let's get cooking! " brilliant!!! | |||
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"OP, you've been on here for just 2 weeks, and you're complaining about a lack of success? Believe me, 2 weeks is nothing, this isn't instashag.com! You need to get a grip of the two 'P's; patience and perseverance. Good luck. I thought the 2 'P' were goingvto be Penis and Porn....
I'll just take myself off to that dark corner now.... "I think you should!   | |||
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"OP, you've been on here for just 2 weeks, and you're complaining about a lack of success? Believe me, 2 weeks is nothing, this isn't instashag.com! You need to get a grip of the two 'P's; patience and perseverance. Good luck." the guy is not complaining hes asking for advice | |||
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"Hi, just looking for some advice on profiles for single men on here, im a genuine guy but dont seem to get any use from the site so far, could there be improvments on profile or just persevere" as someone else has said try get along to a social drinks nite always a gd way to get yourselve known and meet likeminded ppl ,gd luck | |||
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"OP, you've been on here for just 2 weeks, and you're complaining about a lack of success? Believe me, 2 weeks is nothing, this isn't instashag.com! You need to get a grip of the two 'P's; patience and perseverance. Good luck. I thought the 2 'P' were goingvto be Penis and Porn....
I'll just take myself off to that dark corner now....
I think you should! "Im still there! | |||
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"OP, you've been on here for just 2 weeks, and you're complaining about a lack of success? Believe me, 2 weeks is nothing, this isn't instashag.com! You need to get a grip of the two 'P's; patience and perseverance. Good luck. the guy is not complaining hes asking for advice " Well I gave him advice, be patient and persevere. Is that not clear enough for you? | |||
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"OP, you've been on here for just 2 weeks, and you're complaining about a lack of success? Believe me, 2 weeks is nothing, this isn't instashag.com! You need to get a grip of the two 'P's; patience and perseverance. Good luck. the guy is not complaining hes asking for advice "  | |||
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"you also said he was complaining which he wasn't and no need to be so rude " | |||
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"This thread is becoming quite amusing! "Hands bothy his tin helmet | |||
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"Try this on your profile Preheat vagina to G mark six. Grease a large sized penis. Place the meat and veg into the prepared lady dish. Stir in one tablespoon of me, or enough to coat your baps. Sprinkle sex on top. Bake for around 45 minutes or until the meat is soft. The meat is a meal in itself, but side dishes are available. Let's get cooking! brilliant!!!"Ha ha think I might use that well funny.  | |||
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"This thread is becoming quite amusing! Hands bothy his tin helmet "Thanks MissD, but I've naturally got a hard head. Is that the same as being hard-headed? | |||
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"This thread is becoming quite amusing! Hands bothy his tin helmet
Thanks MissD, but I've naturally got a hard head. Is that the same as being hard-headed? "ermmmmm i wouldnt possibly know  | |||
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"This thread is becoming quite amusing! Hands bothy his tin helmet
Thanks MissD, but I've naturally got a hard head. Is that the same as being hard-headed? ermmmmm i wouldnt possibly know "Come come MissD, sitting on the fence can be painful. | |||
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" Ha ha think I might use that well funny. "Feel free. Copyright given lol | |||
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"This thread is becoming quite amusing! Hands bothy his tin helmet
Thanks MissD, but I've naturally got a hard head. Is that the same as being hard-headed? ermmmmm i wouldnt possibly know
Come come MissD, sitting on the fence can be painful. "I know ffs ive got splinters on my ass now lol | |||
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"This thread is becoming quite amusing! "yes you do seem quite an amusing person your day job isnt as a clown by any chance?  | |||
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