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By *inasparkles OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

After attending many the drinks nights we all do the daftest things d*unk. What's your daftest thing you've done d*unk?

I left my shoes in the taxi and never realised I'd come home barefooted lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a dare stripped off all my clothes and walked the streets of Manchester...after all day drinking...it was mid winter and there was at least 4" of snow on the ground. Not my brightest moment to be sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke into my neigbours house when they came down stairs I told them not to worry I'm only taking the expensive things they thought it was funny but it's the reason I stopped drinking that & other things that would be too incriminating to post on here

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fell asleep 100 yards from home in a park with a kebab in the middle of winter.

Nearly caught hypothermia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked in a busy club on the dance floor risky fun but stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flashed my ass and boobies hence the reason i don't drink to excess now :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done a few stupid things in my time when d*unk last one was walking home from town and took a wrong turn and ended up about 5 miles away from my house

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fucked in a busy club on the dance floor risky fun but stupid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up in a bunker on the 18th....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just daft full stop when d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally think I'm some kind of amazing porn star (once I get home) or I'm the best dancer. I must look terrible gyrating around like an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slept upside down in a bush when I fell over a wall, not the comfiest of sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycled home from the pub (only thought i was going for a cycle with no pub pit stop) was wrecked and as i got near the Crowne Plaza i hit the fence and nearly ended up in the Clyde. was bloodied but not out ha ha

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Had a wank on top deck of the bus when pissed and on way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got into a private hire taxi which wasn't for me before he moved away I was told get the fuck out ..... Same night ended up outside the blue lagoon laying in the middle of the street.street sweeper woke me up that was on my first night out when I first started working

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By *inasparkles OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm just daft full stop when d*unk "

Or turn a straight woman bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just daft full stop when d*unk

Or turn a straight woman bi "

Lol you have a good /bad influence on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got so d*unk I kept trying it on with a friends missus right in front of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"flashed my ass and boobies hence the reason i don't drink to excess now :/"

That's a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was surreal. I was about 17 in Glasgow, had made a big vat of home brew but being 17 couldn't wait for it to ferment properly so me and pals drank it half way through process. Got very d*unk and the last thing I remember was being half way up a big tree at the bottom of Castlemilk Road, peeing and trying to hit an innocent passing cat just as a Police car passed. They didn't stop but I can still see their open mouthed expression as they drove past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped a fishbowl full of sex on the beach on my white shag pile rug. Decided to put it in a bath of cold water so it wouldn't stain. It took two weeks to dry out on the line... but it didn't stain!

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By *inasparkles OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dropped a fishbowl full of sex on the beach on my white shag pile rug. Decided to put it in a bath of cold water so it wouldn't stain. It took two weeks to dry out on the line... but it didn't stain! "

Pmsl that's class!!!!

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

Late taxi home, less than sober. Taxi stops and I kept trying to get out of my seat but couldn't...until the taxi driver leaned over and released my seat belt! DOH!!!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Slept upside down in a bush when I fell over a wall, not the comfiest of sleeps"

I can't stop laughing at this. Sorry! Lol

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Jumped into a taxi and couldn't work out why the door wouldn't close until I was told I only had one leg in the taxi and the other was still hanging out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this girl on a night out , said I was rudi skacel an ex footballer for hearts !

Had too put on this accent and sometimes not even mutter a word apart fro" yoo r sexi"! All my mates went with it and needless too say was caught out in the morning when I answered my phone and forgot ! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my ex boss he was a total wanker and gave him a load of dogs abuse....... That's why he's now my ex boss !!!

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

At a work colleagues wedding I got really pissed and at the end took a big bunch of flowers that were sitting at the door, giving them to some random!

Found out on the Monday they were the mother of the brides!

Felt so so bad but never owned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done anything silly d*unk well nothing I care to admit to on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've ended up in the sea up to our waists fully clothed - me in a party frock and him in his boxers and a t shirt at 4 in the morning, then had to walk through the hotel lobby soaking wet and get to our room. That was a hell of a great birthday.. but there have been MANY other things we have done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into lamppost bottom Buchanan St , knocked self out!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Walked into lamppost bottom Buchanan St , knocked self out!"

PMSL! Ya diddy!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Woke up with trousers round my knees beside an equally disheveled lady on a set of stairs near the art school at about nine am on a Saturday morning!

Both tried to make ourselves respectable and headed to the taxi rank through the usual Saturday morning shoppers!

Still managed a dry hump before going our separate ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was only about 6 weeks ago! Great black eye from it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said "Yes, of course I'll marry you!"..

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! "
hahaha brilliant. Bet you were grounded till you were 21 lol xx

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! hahaha brilliant. Bet you were grounded till you were 21 lol xx"

I'm embarrassed to say I did get grounded for a couple of weeks .... It also got cast up every time I went out for about a year.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when about 20 ( still living with parents) went out straight after work at 4pm , got smashed and got Taxi home, Let myself in ( door was unlocked) and staggered upstairs to my room.....only problem was we had moved house about 3 weeks previously.....new people totally freaked out.....threatening the police......eventually taken home by my dad.....who did not see funny side ! hahaha brilliant. Bet you were grounded till you were 21 lol xx

I'm embarrassed to say I did get grounded for a couple of weeks .... It also got cast up every time I went out for about a year.....

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pmsl ... brilliant. Glad my parents weren't the only strict ones Haa xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 years old full of cider & hiding from the police we decided to run into the woods & climb into a hammock we had made... located by the police we were asked to come down but obviously refused point blank... well they phoned the fire brigade to come cut this hammock down, feeling rather happy & smug with the fact the police couldn't get to use until the firemen were walking towards us & realised my dad was indeed nightshift (a fireman) & was giving me the look of death. We came down, taken home & grounded for a month lol.

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By *ustincase1888Man
over a year ago

everywhere

Had been away for months with army lads drinking all the time and used to being around them...got home first night family party, was in a mess and bet my 12 yer old cousin £50 he couldn't piss his pants....Needless to say my aunt never found it funny but cousin loved having 50 quid

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Funniest I remember was in Bathgate..

Went to a friends house for their anniversary and we all went out for drinks.. about 12 of us..

The Husband said very later on that night that he had had too much to drink and was going home to bed..

He insisted his wife stay with the rest of us (now about 5/6 folks)..

Pub Closing time arrived not long after and his wife decided to invite everyone remaining back to theirs for another drink..

We all eventually Get to their house and she opened the door to reveal the Hubby..

He is sound asleep sitting on the couch..

Cock in Hand - Trousers around his ankles and tissues and Vaseline right next to him and a porn movie playing on the telly..

Anyone Else going to Admit to have Fallen asleep whilst Wanking.. ???

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Didn't Thunk anyone wood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shattered my kneecap

Gave a guy on his stag do a lapdance

Numerous ill advised sexual exploits with coworkers

Lost my phone and housekeys but then convinced myself I'd been mugged, when actually I was just a liability

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

pleading the 5th on this one being an angel lol

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By *ogotwanMan
over a year ago

south lanarkshire


"I once got so d*unk I kept trying it on with a friends missus right in front of him"

ooooops memory flashback. ..got a bloody nose for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I fucking begin?

While in the army I was getting into shit for just how fucked up I was when I decided it'd be appropriate to pull out my dick and piss on the MP staff sergeant's desk as he sat on the other side of it.....didn't go down well so either that or the time I cut off my pinky....yeah. V.

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By *hickensCouple
over a year ago

Inverness-ish


"Told my ex boss he was a total wanker and gave him a load of dogs abuse....... That's why he's now my ex boss !!!"

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By *hickensCouple
over a year ago

Inverness-ish


"Said "Yes, of course I'll marry you!".. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to be d*unk to do daft things...

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By *ustincase1888Man
over a year ago

everywhere


"Where do I fucking begin?

While in the army I was getting into shit for just how fucked up I was when I decided it'd be appropriate to pull out my dick and piss on the MP staff sergeant's desk as he sat on the other side of it.....didn't go down well so either that or the time I cut off my pinky....yeah. V.

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