FabSwingers.com forum: 5 nosey facts.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So since there's a lot of belly aching about forms being hostile and aw that shizz. -_-

I wanna play a game

Post 5 unknown facts about yourself.

Hopefully get people talking and the noobies too come oot from behind the curtains.

1) I speak better Japanese than I can write it, working on it though.

2) I died for 2 minutes during open heart surgery when I was younger.

3) I have the biggest lady boner for Cher.

4) when I was 11 I got to interview JK Rowling in the library in Paisley, have a signed first edition of the phlophers stone.

5) I only started being into men 6 year's ago.

Hopefully that didn't bore the knickers off you enough to want to post your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo this is when i find out im not that interesting lol

1. I am actually a qualified dance and drama teacher although i havent used it in many years.

2. I performed at the opening ceramony of the millenium dome.

3. I come across as a dizzy blonde but i actually have 5highers and 3 advanced highers and have been to uni lol.

4.I have had 5 serious relationships 3 have been with females.

5. And a totally random one my favourite dogs are boxers abmnd ive owned 4 in my lifetime so far x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a very sporty bairn,diving n doing gymnastics at a competitive level.

Failed my driving test twice at 17 n passed third time lucky at 27.

I've been a 'have a go hero' when the bus driver whose bus I was on was attacked.

I often moan about my work but love it really!

And finally Chuck Norris wakes up in cold sweats after having nightmares about me!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I abseiled off the forth rail bridge for charity

2. I used to be a pretty good singer when I was younger. However when I got married at 16 I stopped because I was so unhappy. I now sing all the time but not as well.

3. I still suck my thumb to go to sleep.

4. I'm a terrible driver. 5 attempts to pass in an automatic. I can't park for toffee

5. I have loved the same man for many years yet I'm still single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random facts that will make me sound like a fantasist but what the hell they are all true

1 I was once taken to Joey ramones house unfortunately I was 16 and didn't have a clue who he was and I gave away the signed albums

2 I have been backstage at three concerts The Alarm my favorite band haircut 100 at the ritz in New York and Motörhead I had an evolving taste in music.

3 like pin up girl my favorite dog is a boxer I have 4 different breed of dogs at the moment including the big man.

4 I can retire at 55 and it can't come quick enough

5 my wife is incredibly beautiful and I bat way above my average

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

1.i am on 8 tablets a day

2.saw my ex wife for the first time in over 3 yrs the other day and realised i dont love her anymore

3.i was a very promising sprinter as a teenager

4.passed my driving test first time

5.i still buy vinyl records and never download

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random facts that will make me sound like a fantasist but what the hell they are all true

1 I was once taken to Joey ramones house unfortunately I was 16 and didn't have a clue who he was and I gave away the signed albums

2 I have been backstage at three concerts The Alarm my favorite band haircut 100 at the ritz in New York and Motörhead I had an evolving taste in music.

3 like pin up girl my favorite dog is a boxer I have 4 different breed of dogs at the moment including the big man.

4 I can retire at 55 and it can't come quick enough

5 my wife is incredibly beautiful and I bat way above my average"

Oooo i miss my boxers i might have to come for a visit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Applied for Mensa when i was 19 and got invited to join, but never cause I refused to pay a membership fee.

2. I got through to the hopeful stages of Suicide Girls but never took it any further cause they wanted completely nude images of me.

3. I can yodel, but only ever do it when I'm d*unk cause it embarrasses me.

4. I get tattoo envy to the point where I will sit and cry because I want them all on me.

5. I've had 4 different men stalking me at one point or another since I was 15. The real life scary kind as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I was once asked out by Simon Callow (Google him)

2) Have two kids that I love dearly

3) buy Vinyl and never download. RSD is just like Christmas for me.

4) I am a lover of cats.

5) Got kicked out of Karate Club for being too violent. I was an angry youth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres 5 wee random facts about me,

1) When i was 12 yearold i got mh face really badly burned at bonfire night when aerosol can in the fire exploded onto me. ( said id need a skin graft but done my own wee woverine bit lol

2) my feet are the same size as a 2litre botle of juice ( size 15 )

3) I was in the paper whe i was 16 for pulling my old neighbour out his house when his chip pan went on fire.

4) i suffer badly from sleepwalking and talking have to lock the door at night.a d hide the keys as can go wandering in the buff lol

5) in applying to be a policeman this year as quite accident prone in my current job so far ( broken foot stabbed in hand with spade 2 finger chopped off on my left hand aswell with a table saw lol )

Anyways tons a weirdo facts lol cheers,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heres 5 wee random facts about me,

1) When i was 12 yearold i got mh face really badly burned at bonfire night when aerosol can in the fire exploded onto me. ( said id need a skin graft but done my own wee woverine bit lol

2) my feet are the same size as a 2litre botle of juice ( size 15 )

3) I was in the paper whe i was 16 for pulling my old neighbour out his house when his chip pan went on fire.

4) i suffer badly from sleepwalking and talking have to lock the door at night.a d hide the keys as can go wandering in the buff lol

5) in applying to be a policeman this year as quite accident prone in my current job so far ( broken foot stabbed in hand with spade 2 finger chopped off on my left hand aswell with a table saw lol )

Anyways tons a weirdo facts lol cheers,

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Maybe a new job in a pillow factory keep you safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol id prob choke to death in a freak feather incident

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol id prob choke to death in a freak feather incident

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geeze not good at all, maybe just em stay home where it's safe.

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By *ockandhishenCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

1. A proud mum of my son who i love to the moon and back

2. Been an extra in Take the high road a few times

3. Passed driving test first time

4. Met John Michie in a lift when they were filming Taggart in vale of leven hospital

5.ive had a maxofilicial operation on my face

Hen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. When I was 9 I pulled a wee girl out of the water in Kinghorn after seeing her floating face down

2. I have 5 tattoos

3. I have a 5 month old crazy kitten

4. I have been engaged twice

5. I love giving bjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.it took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test but passed my hgv test 1st time

2.i had a seat in a super aguri f1 car at silverstone in 2007.

3.ive only ever had 1 accident in a car.

4.i own a dog called max.

5.i love licking pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving all these facts.

My inner Isa is peering threw the winday boax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I used to do kick boxing

2 Ive worked as a volunteer on the children panel.

3 I'm actually a really shy quiet person.

4 I dont drive because 3 people have tried teaching me but told me im too airy fairy & never listen to instructions

5 I have a degree in accountancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving all these facts.

My inner Isa is peering threw the winday boax.

"
just be careful you might see shit you dont wanna see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random facts that will make me sound like a fantasist but what the hell they are all true

1 I was once taken to Joey ramones house unfortunately I was 16 and didn't have a clue who he was and I gave away the signed albums

2 I have been backstage at three concerts The Alarm my favorite band haircut 100 at the ritz in New York and Motörhead I had an evolving taste in music.

3 like pin up girl my favorite dog is a boxer I have 4 different breed of dogs at the moment including the big man.

4 I can retire at 55 and it can't come quick enough

5 my wife is incredibly beautiful and I bat way above my average

Oooo i miss my boxers i might have to come for a visit x"
he would love that is convinced every woman loves him I'm sure he was Casanova in another life

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

1 I've always wanted to have blue eyes

2 I won a bonniest baby competition

3 I've had pet rats before

4 I had a sauve-kapandji operation on my wrist ,as by accident it was found one of the bones in my arm was fused to the other and not connecting to my wrist

5 I have the hots for Kate Beckinsale . I'd have to fight hubby fir her though lol .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loving all these facts.

My inner Isa is peering threw the winday boax.

just be careful you might see shit you dont wanna see

"
I'll be sure to stay clear of the DLT household

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving all these facts.

My inner Isa is peering threw the winday boax.

just be careful you might see shit you dont wanna see

I'll be sure to stay clear of the DLT household

"
better have a feckin big ladder then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loving all these facts.

My inner Isa is peering threw the winday boax.

just be careful you might see shit you dont wanna see

I'll be sure to stay clear of the DLT household

better have a feckin big ladder then lol

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I'll drink some red bull and fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving all these facts.

My inner Isa is peering threw the winday boax.

just be careful you might see shit you dont wanna see

I'll be sure to stay clear of the DLT household

better have a feckin big ladder then lol

I'll drink some red bull and fly

"
hehe,tried to pm u

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Here's mine (Boobs):

1 - I'm a massive geek, into scifi and fantasy

2 - I go to conventions where I cosplay. This weekend I'm off to the Scifi Weekender in Wales and have 2 costumes I'm doing

3 - as a child I used to wander off if I got bored. On one occasion in town my mum and gran had the police out looking for me. They found me in the window of C&A posing with the dummies.

4 - through going to conventions I've met many people, including David Tennant, Stan Lee and Joss Whedon.

5 - I used to get road rage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's mine (Boobs):

1 - I'm a massive geek, into scifi and fantasy

2 - I go to conventions where I cosplay. This weekend I'm off to the Scifi Weekender in Wales and have 2 costumes I'm doing

3 - as a child I used to wander off if I got bored. On one occasion in town my mum and gran had the police out looking for me. They found me in the window of C&A posing with the dummies.

4 - through going to conventions I've met many people, including David Tennant, Stan Lee and Joss Whedon.

5 - I used to get road rage

"
Jellous I'd have been swooning over David T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my name so much I used to tell people I was called Jennifer and tried to get my teachers to call me Jen.

I tried out for The Weakest Link and was successful. Filming was the day of an exam and I couldn't go. My friend was also successful and was voted off fourth.

I was hit by a car when I was in school and now I've got a bit of a fear crossing roads. Especially busy ones.

I've only ever had one broken bone. My ring finger.

For a fat lass, I'm really obsessed with sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nickname when I worked in my first job was Arnie because they were shocked at how strong I was.

I started learning to drive when I was 31 it took me 17 lessons and I passed first time without and faults

I studied photography when I left school and have sold a few pictures.

Frank Bruno wanted to play fight me in the middle of a busy airport but unfortunately I was working and in heels or I would have knocked him out

I had a secret admirer when I was at school. Ever week I would get love poems, teddies and flowers left at my door for me. It went on months until I found out who it was and the shit hit the fan. He had a long term girlfriend and she wasn't impressed. I still see her on occasion and she still glares at me

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Studied several martial arts when yngr.I'm an audiophile. Learning to play saxaphone(I'm pish tho).I own 11 watches but never wear them.was good at art n my teacher said I'd make a good forger(he never visited me in jail..joke!)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

1. I have big feet for a shorty (10)

2. Used to work in a production company in London and amongst the people I used to play poker with in the basement when bored during the day was a crappy unknown band - called Oasis

3. I've been kissed by Honor Blackman

4. Did my weeks HGV driving course with the head of the Metropolitan Police Dive Team - I passed first time, he failed twice

5. I'm in a wedding in 4 Weddings and a Funeral. It was filmed at the royal naval college in Greenwich and they were looking for extra church guests as they were short

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

1. I've been engaged 3 times but never got married

2. When I was 19 I went to work away for the summer and stayed for 14 years

3. I've been on City hospital with Nick knowles

4. I still can't drive

5. I'm absolutely terrified of birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Piped on Austrian tv

2. Ended up in hospital in Austria after 3 days and night's of drinking

3. Was an alter boy ??

4. Got married in Las Vegas

5. Got twin girls that I adore

Pretty boring compared to everyone else lol

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

1) Was in the army for 5 years but don't like fighting.

2)I get nervous round large groups of people.

3) I have a son about to turn 1, who is awesome.

4)I have worked as chef at Aston villa and Birmingham City football grounds at the same time and meet all the mangers and teams... don't like football.

5)Traveled the world though my life but really want to go to japan, which I haven't done yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2) I've been to Paris 9 times and once caused a major security alert (inadvertently) at CDG airport.

3) I won a local "Stars in their Eyes" contest with two friends as The Corrs.

4) At one time I owned 256 lipsticks.

5) I broke both my ankles aged 10 when I fell off my pogo stick!

1) I'm useless with numbers. Sums baffle me...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

1. I passed my driving test 1st time after 9 lessons

2. I have owned 14 cars in 23 yrs

3. Been engaged twice married only once to the gorgeous _ensual temptress

4.i have flown and landed a plane

5.i have had my last rites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2) I've been to Paris 9 times and once caused a major security alert (inadvertently) at CDG airport.

3) I won a local "Stars in their Eyes" contest with two friends as The Corrs.

4) At one time I owned 256 lipsticks.

5) I broke both my ankles aged 10 when I fell off my pogo stick!

1) I'm useless with numbers. Sums baffle me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Play a musical instrument in a small band.

2. Have 5 dogs

3.Love birds, not quite a twitcher though....

4. Love my granddaughter

5. On a 'National' committee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Was on newsround as a child

2. Played at murryfield with Edinburgh for rugby in late teens.

3. I like my politics (geeky I know)

4. Use to be scared as a child of big furry mascots

5. Actually quiet a shy guy in big groups

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By *uster67uknMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1. Have lived and worked in New York City and Hong Kong

2. Played rugby to under 21 international then division one level

3. Owned an ex WRC rally car

4. Love dogs especially labs n boxers

5. Once got so d*unk at a function I threw up in an open fire and extinguished it

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1 passed driving test first time. driven around every European country except Italy.

2 I always wanted a daughter, my little princess . . I now have 3 of the buggers

3 I once trained to be a fire fighter

4 I still remember my first love with great fondness

5 I've done a free fall para jump even though I'm terrified of heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I'm scared of animals and insects that fly.

2. I've done the driving test a few times and failed each time

Hope to pass it next time.

3. My eldest child is 8 and it makes me feel really old when we sit and have cool conversations about books etc.

4. I love the character Tig from Sons of Anarchy so much I named my kitten after him lol

5. I am in dire need of a good night out asap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. My birth was announced in both the daily record and the Sun newspapers when I was born (must have been a slow news day)

2. I absolutely love redheads

3. I'm a cat lover

4. I'm a big old geeky geek

5. I have dual citizenship for the UK and the U.S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Ms_starbuck you'll need to sort a night out then...turn it into a wee social...see who turn up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm scared of animals and insects that fly.

2. I've done the driving test a few times and failed each time

Hope to pass it next time.

3. My eldest child is 8 and it makes me feel really old when we sit and have cool conversations about books etc.

4. I love the character Tig from Sons of Anarchy so much I named my kitten after him lol

5. I am in dire need of a good night out asap!!!

Lx"

You should comeon the 3rdbenice to catch upxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random facts that will make me sound like a fantasist but what the hell they are all true

1 I was once taken to Joey ramones house unfortunately I was 16 and didn't have a clue who he was and I gave away the signed albums

2 I have been backstage at three concerts The Alarm my favorite band haircut 100 at the ritz in New York and Motörhead I had an evolving taste in music.

3 like pin up girl my favorite dog is a boxer I have 4 different breed of dogs at the moment including the big man.

4 I can retire at 55 and it can't come quick enough

5 my wife is incredibly beautiful and I bat way above my average

Oooo i miss my boxers i might have to come for a visit xhe would love that is convinced every woman loves him I'm sure he was Casanova in another life"

Au i miss mine lets have a dog play date social ( i will steal my neighbours whippet ) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1.Play a musical instrument in a small band.

2. Have 5 dogs

3.Love birds, not quite a twitcher though....

4. Love my granddaughter

5. On a 'National' committee

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5 dog's do you get asked if your crazy too? I have 4 dog's and get asked that often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I trained to be a nurse but never took up the profession.

2. I met Jon Bon Jovi when I was security detail on his private jet.

3. On same security detail I took Heather Locklear for a pee

4. My eyes change colour with my mood and the weather.

5. I have been inside one of the pyramids in Egypt.

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally crazy and hopefully a pup in summer as well to make it six...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1..I was born with celiac disease and spent months in hospital as it almost unheard of in the 70s ..

2.. I am in a very very small percentage that in my tennage years tests proved I no longer was celiac and tolerant of gluten ..

3.. when I was in my first week at primary school aged 5 I was knocked down by a car within shouting distance of my house I finally got home from hospital late November..

4..I have watched the avengers age of ultron trailers prob 50 times in the last few weeks , I'm a superhero geek fan ..

5.. after promising my boys 8 yrs ago I would never get married again, I married Mrs nearly 3 years ago after proposing with a hula hoop crisp with and the kids we had there full blessing ..

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

1) I was deaf in one ear until I was five!

2) I broke my collar bone playing football at uni!

3) I've worked in Malaysia and Taiwan!

4) I was nearly killed in a car crash but walked out with only concision and a bloody nose!

5) I have ran 14 half marathons, 1 full marathon, 2 tough mudders, and cycled from coast to coast in Scotland!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

1: I have been vegetarian since i was in primary 5.

2: I have 2 of my grandas wrigleys doublemint chewingum from when he died in 1995.

3: I always buy bread to feed the birds- i love pidgeons.

4: I dont know how many tattoos i have but have the frays signatures tattooed.

5: I have a qualification in bricklaying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - I used to be a sound & lighting engineer.

2 - I'm a qualified cat4 fireworks firer.

3 - I once drove a very well known Glasgow band through a red light

4 - I almost got arrested outside a gig in Nairn

5 - I'm incredibly shy in social situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 years ago I was backstage at the Royal Variety Performance & saw that Cher used autocue for her song!

2 I dressed up as a woman for a party & despite the fact that I had guys boots on,got my arse felt a few times! Must have been quite convincing!!

3 If it wasn't for my uncle grabbing me when I was about 3 as I went to cross a road I probably wouldn't be here writing this

4 I used to be in the army

5 I can be very impulsive

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

1. I passed my driving test on Friday 13th.

2. I can drive artic. lorries

3. I am terrified of snakes, even when they are on TV I break out in sweats.

4. Ive been the personal make up artist and PA to several of the cast of Buffy and Angel.

5. Ive knocked someone down (not my fault and he was fine...thank f#ck!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I love working and taking apart computers

2. I'm a gamaholic

3. I suffered a minor heart attack when I was 16

4. I fancy women more than I do men

5. I m huge fan of pink floyd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have donated blood over 50 times

I fractured my skull as a child (might explain a few things lol)

I have twice put my life "on hold" to help out regarding family issues..long story

I still miss my pet Dog and he has been dead about 20 years

I never lost my virginity till I was 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And 5 more lol

I have a huge scar on my thigh that looks like a shark bite

fell of a "dyke" playing tig when i was about 13

I'm addicted to porn

I'm a huge fan of planet of the apes have box sets etc

(you humans disgust me)

I used to do porn reviews for a website (unpaid but they did give screener copies)

Some of my ideas have been used in porn movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1- I am a reasonably sucessful entrepreneur.

2- i've recently tried using a flock on my partners when i get a chance and if they let me.

3- i've never broke a bone in my body

4- i have a real passion for motor racing

5- i hate making lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I was the first female mascot for Dumbarton f.c

2. Iv flown a plane by myself

3. I can't handle people saying nice things about me. But I'm getting better

4 I'm the most loyal friend you could have.

5 men seen to be scared of me. Because of my honesty and straight talking. Please don't be not a total bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I passed my driving test on Friday 13th.

2. I can drive artic. lorries

3. I am terrified of snakes, even when they are on TV I break out in sweats.

4. Ive been the personal make up artist and PA to several of the cast of Buffy and Angel.

5. Ive knocked someone down (not my fault and he was fine...thank f#ck!)

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oh a sexy female trucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I was the first female mascot for Dumbarton f.c

2. Iv flown a plane by myself

3. I can't handle people saying nice things about me. But I'm getting better

4 I'm the most loyal friend you could have.

5 men seen to be scared of me. Because of my honesty and straight talking. Please don't be not a total bitch."
im not scared of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I was on Saturday Superstore when I was in the cubs as a kid.

2) I've met Simon Le Bon (in his leather trousers and BIG hair phase).

3) I own a creative agency in Edinburgh.

4) J always takes the piss because I've got wee feet for a tall lad (size 10 and I'm 6'3").

5) I worked in funfair when I was 15 & 16 so I'm one of those annoying c***s that would spin you too fast / not fast enough on the Waltzers and act like it was a big deal!

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

I passed my test to drive an agricultural tractor aged 16 .

I have driven to Cambeltown on my tractor (vintage ) using the Two Bute ferries and the Tarbet one

As a child I was in hospital for 6 months

I navigated in stage rallies but get lost finding streets in my home town

I dont consider 58 to be old

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over a year ago

I sold Tommy Lee from Motley Crue a pair of shorts.

I won a pool competition but dropped the prize when presented with it, smashing it on floor.

My mum forgot about me when I was little and left me outside the butchers in a pram. Thankfully she came back

I found a hat in the snow about seven years ago. Took it home. Washed it. Still wear it.

I've had work displayed at GOMA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I caught a fish alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1I passed driving test first time

2 I live dogs especially labs

3 I saved a felliw worker frim falling off a roof

4 I broke my arm when i was 16 falling through a roof at work

5 I love wwe

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

1. Was head girl with a private school education. Actually highly intelligent but come across a dumb blonde.

2. I have stayed all over the world but feel most settled in Kilmarnock

3. Was a top gymnast which helps me get the flexibility I have today.

4. Love singing but can only have the confidence d*unk

5. Im occasionally a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. There is a chapter in a published mountaineering book where I am mentioned.

2. I am a geek when it comes to health and fitness, I use gadgets to set daily and weekly goals.

3. I love to travel and with work have been all over the world. India is one of my favourite countries.

4. I had my 1st Bi experience a couple of years ago and enjoyed it.

5. I actually quite enjoy watching Strictly Come Dancing despite my complaining each week when its on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I have an incredibly addictive personality.

2. My cocaine addiction 7 years ago cost me almost £40,000.

3. I paid every single penny back.

4. Said cocaine addiction left me completely impotent for over a year.

5. Always start off either on soft drinks or shandy and judge how likely I am to get a "taste" again on a night out. Once I get a taste for it I can lose weeks on a bender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my family are scots except me

I almost drown twice

I won my age group in a sprint triathlon

I have two great kids

I love someone who doesn't love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was brought up by my lesbian mother and her girlfriend.

Including myself only 3 people have made me come.

My first serious relationship was with a woman.

I have a love/hate relationship with my naturally curly hair.

I've been a total vampire/werewolf geek since as long as I can remember

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I was the Gala Queen for Glasgows East End at the age of 10

2) Passed my driving test at 18 with 18 lessons previously

3) Had a full hysterectomy at 29 for health reasons

4) I had a breast reduction in 2008 and went from a 36JJ to a 36E/F

5) I was married and with my ex for 17 years and only hit my sexual peak properly at 39

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I climbed Ben nevis topless

2) I had to get my nuts operated on and wasn't allowed sex for 6 months

3) I've been in three crashes in five months

4) I have a scar behind my left eye

5) I've been on the brink of death twice

fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm scared of animals and insects that fly.

2. I've done the driving test a few times and failed each time

Hope to pass it next time.

3. My eldest child is 8 and it makes me feel really old when we sit and have cool conversations about books etc.

4. I love the character Tig from Sons of Anarchy so much I named my kitten after him lol

5. I am in dire need of a good night out asap!!!

Lx"

good old tig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I own 2 pure bred arabian horses. And a cat. And 5 chinchillas....

2. I wrote off my first car. Landed upside down in a hedge. Oops.

3. I had to sit a separate driving test to tow a horse trailer.

4. I used to be a cheesy quaver. White gloves, whistle, glo sticks the lot.

5. I'm still legally married but plan on divorcing very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I have 3tattoos 2 of which a select amount of people know about.

2. I didnt know I was pregnant until I was 27 weeks gone.

3. I fell on a set of steps when I was about 3 and now have a scar on the bridge of my nose.

4. I fancied girls before boys.

5. at what would have been 4months pregnant I got a matching tattoo to mr

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