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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the funniest expresion you've heard to describe a persons attribute?

I always smile when I think of "Hung like a wasps leg".

(Though it may be worth mentioning that I was not the person being described, honest.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a hamster? That was in opposition to hung like a horse. The lady who said this to me, had been entirey overfaced by a huge donkey cock, and had decided she wanted something a little less challenging and was looking for the hamster option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

small story...

when i was younger we had a sperm whale washed up on the local beach.. so everyone went down to see and ma dad turned to my mum and said hes hung like me!! my mum in totalt confusion said how do u know its a him.. ( she was standing next to an 8ft willie) so for the next couple o weeks all i heard was " Im hung like a whale" not something u wan to hear ur dad saying..m lol

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