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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

droll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue DLT

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife


"The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry""
LLF

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

true story allegedly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cue DLT "
bastard,ive never hit a crow yet,my count to date is as follows:

2 deer

1 barn owl

6 seagulls

and 12 rabbits

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Cue DLT bastard,ive never hit a crow yet,my count to date is as follows:

2 deer

1 barn owl

6 seagulls

and 12 rabbits"

Neither have I!

Pigeons, seagulls, the odd squirrel, several London buses.....

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Cue DLT bastard,ive never hit a crow yet,my count to date is as follows:

2 deer

1 barn owl

6 seagulls

and 12 rabbits"
i noticed you forgot to mention a few hitchhikers and hobo's aswell as an alien

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

84 cyclists for me,I swerve to avoid animals!!!

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By *exySinners2Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

lol lots of bugs for us

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Oh bug..ger!!!

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