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Stupid Things You Believed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sort of tied in to the thread about things you were told when you were wee! Stupid things that you have believed at some point in your life...

When I was younger, based on films I thought you had to be totally under the covers to have sex.

I thought horse radish was made from real horse until I was about 17.

Anyone else or is it just me that's a dafty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My dad told me butterflies didn't really come from caterpillars but everyone just said they did, and I had to play along. No idea why he told me this, but I felt like I was 'in on it' for YEARS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I believed guacamole was made from bat droppings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It tastes like shite so that's reasonable :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you kiss the wall with lip gloss on you'll get stuck.

I was 8 and tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wank too much you go blind. Glad i have a guide dog now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed most guys on here where straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changed your face would stay that way who made that up?? I believed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stepped on a pavement crack you'd fall through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was about 6 I used to think the Forth Rail Bridge was like a roller coaster and was terrified about going on the train over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you stepped on a pavement crack you'd fall through "

Haha I still play that with the kids. I must look like a right idiot walking along the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you stepped on a pavement crack you'd fall through

Haha I still play that with the kids. I must look like a right idiot walking along the street "

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told when I was a wee girl, if I played with my belly button, my bum would fall off!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believed most guys on here where straight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IRN BRU....made from girders!

After seeing that ad as a bairn I thought for ages that it was made by soaking rusty girders in fizzy water!

Wee dafty lol

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By *eterjamesmcMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Of course I will respect you in the morning! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me "

That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me

That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood "

Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me

That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood

Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though "

Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me

That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood

Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though

Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though "

I'm glad you have grown out of it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me

That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood

Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though

Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though

I'm glad you have grown out of it now "

Haha yes. I don't need to hide under the covers anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i was about 6 I used to think the Forth Rail Bridge was like a roller coaster and was terrified about going on the train over it "

I used to think that too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I thought if my foot was hanging off the edge of the bed the monsters would get me

That's another thing I have carried on into adulthood

Haha, it's okay if the lights are on though

Yes it's fine then. I also felt like my duvet was like some kind of shield that would protect me from the monsters. I had to completely cover myself. I'm not like that now though

I'm glad you have grown out of it now

Haha yes. I don't need to hide under the covers anymore "

You sound like you have came a long way hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Haha yes. I don't need to hide under the covers anymore

You sound like you have came a long way hahaha"

It's been a long hard road I've had to struggle through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was led to believe Guinness came from Stout Trees and also was 17 before I realised Milngavie and "Mul-guy" were the same place. V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to eat out the inside of rolls when giving you one she said she did it because it was poisonous to children I was terrified every time we went to a cafe invade we died eating a roll and sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told to always cut off the ends of bananas cause that's where spiders laid their eggs.

My friend and i were also told that a 'spit roast' was when a guy shagged your bum and you'd immediately perform oral on him right after.

I learned the actual meaning a year and a half ago. She learned it a couple months ago when her fb asked to do it her.. poor lassie got the fright of her life when another guy was there waiting for her too.

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By *abrobbieMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My dad used to tell me the people on TV lived in the back of it !!!

That story is f....d now with the invention of flat screens.!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are sweet and nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a wee goblin that lived inside street lights and crossings and it was their home and their job to keep the light or crossing working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told If you eat your crusts you would get a hairy chest But I was hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told if I ate the crusts of the bread I would get wavy/curly hair.

Up until last year, my sister believed that wind turbines were made to create more wind and the ones out at sea were to make bigger waves. Shes only a year younger than me and I have no idea why she thought that!

Lx

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By *overs_albaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Thought that when 'Juice' was called by the tennis umpire, the players could stop for a drink. My big sister confirmed my assumption while watching Wimbledon as a boy. I wondered why none of them ever bothered to do it... D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind changed your face would stay that way who made that up?? I believed it "

Haha i believed that one for a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed It's bad luck not to salute a magpie! Still do and i always salute them even when speeding around a bend on my motorbike i still salute! Crazy i know but can't stop it just in case of bad luck!! Lol

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As a youngster I thoughts guys had to take a tablet in order to cum !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys at school were convinced that you had a finite number of wanks and if you reached your limit before age 21 your knob would fall off and you'd have to tell your mum pmsl

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