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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bored in work. The form's seem to be dying of death especially since I first joined. So thought we could play a game.

List two sentences with "I have Never" one is true and one false and we have to geuss what's the lie. So I'll begin

I have never been to London.

I have never been caught at it with a girlfriend by her mum and gran.

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

You've never been to London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums can be hit and miss. With the volume of people who come in and out, the threads tend to be replicated a lot.

I'll guess at never been caught as the lie

I've never seen a single minute of any Harry Potter movie.

I've never ordered rice from the Chinese takeaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've never seen Harry potter.

I have never had fun with an OAP or a TV.

I have never pole danced for money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il say yove never seen harry potter,

Ive never ate a chinese a mcds or a burger king ,ive never skinny dipped

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland


"I think you've never seen Harry potter.

I have never had fun with an OAP or a TV.

I have never pole danced for money.

"

Never had fun with an oak (i hope!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've never been to London!"
maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The forums can be hit and miss. With the volume of people who come in and out, the threads tend to be replicated a lot.

I'll guess at never been caught as the lie

I've never seen a single minute of any Harry Potter movie.

I've never ordered rice from the Chinese takeaway.

"

wait what, no master of the dark art's party at yours been cancelled. Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had sex at work

I've never been on an Edinburgh Tram.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been a Geek

I have never had sex in breahead car park

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had sex at work

I've never been on an Edinburgh Tram."

Definitely the tram one- why would you?!

I have never d*unk tequila

I have never had a threesome with two girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never been a Geek

I have never had sex in breahead car park

John "

I say your cheating...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never had sex at work

I've never been on an Edinburgh Tram.

Definitely the tram one- why would you?!

I have never d*unk tequila

I have never had a threesome with two girls"

I say you haven't drank tequila....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had sex at work

I've never been on an Edinburgh Tram.

Definitely the tram one- why would you?!

I have never d*unk tequila

I have never had a threesome with two girlsI say you haven't drank tequila.... "

Sadly I have! It's the other one that's on the to do list!

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

I have never been to cyprus

i have never had a good night sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never had sex at work

I've never been on an Edinburgh Tram.

Definitely the tram one- why would you?!

I have never d*unk tequila

I have never had a threesome with two girlsI say you haven't drank tequila....

Sadly I have! It's the other one that's on the to do list!"

I was going to post that the 3 way was on the fab bucket list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never been to cyprus

i have never had a good night sleep."

I say had a good night's sleep?

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"I have never been to cyprus

i have never had a good night sleep. I say had a good night's sleep? "

Yeh suppose that one was a bit too easy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had sex at work

I've never been on an Edinburgh Tram.

Definitely the tram one- why would you?!

I have never d*unk tequila

I have never had a threesome with two girlsI say you haven't drank tequila....

Sadly I have! It's the other one that's on the to do list!I was going to post that the 3 way was on the fab bucket list. "

Sure is! And I've had plenty of tequila in my time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never watched gladiator

I have never received tweets from Matt Lucas and Johnny Marr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never watched gladiator

I have never received tweets from Matt Lucas and Johnny Marr "

you've never watched gladiator

I've never smoked

I've never had fun at cjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never Shelley!!

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I have never been to a gang bang!

I have never done a jobby at work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never watched gladiator

I have never received tweets from Matt Lucas and Johnny Marr you've never watched gladiator

I've never smoked

I've never had fun at cjs

"

well definitely not a wee puffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never been to a gang bang!

I have never done a jobby at work!

"

you like Sheldon and wait till your home get the Andrex oot

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"I have never been to a gang bang!

I have never done a jobby at work!

you like Sheldon and wait till your home get the Andrex oot "

Good guess! Lol! I'm like finch from American pie, nicknamed shit break! Always wait till I'm home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never been to a gang bang!

I have never done a jobby at work!

you like Sheldon and wait till your home get the Andrex oot

Good guess! Lol! I'm like finch from American pie, nicknamed shit break! Always wait till I'm home!"

so was stifflers mom in on the gb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never eaten a carrot before

I have never been to Australia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never eaten a carrot before

I have never been to Australia "

never ate a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had sex with a work colleague

Never been arrested or spent a night on a cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had sex with a work colleague

Never been arrested or spent a night on a cell"

Been arrested or spent the night in a cell .

I have never kissed a bearded man

I have never been dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got a beard nor have I been arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never spent time in a Turkish prison.

I have never had Shirley Mansons nipple in my ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been a Geek

I have never had sex in breahead car park

John

I say your cheating... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had sex with a work colleague

Never been arrested or spent a night on a cell

Been arrested or spent the night in a cell .

I have never kissed a bearded man

I have never been dogging "

Having a bearded man kiss you back is a different thing though haha

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Returning to say that Harry Potter statement was the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had sex with a work colleague

Never been arrested or spent a night on a cell

Been arrested or spent the night in a cell .

I have never kissed a bearded man

I have never been dogging

Having a bearded man kiss you back is a different thing though haha

John "

what all those times keep telling yourself that .. hahaha

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