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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

When I was rudely awakened by squawking birds I jumped out my pit and .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told her to shut up. I don't even remember pulling her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her nose and shouting out honk !!! She just looked at me and ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spared right through me. Her mouth wide open and eyes full of awe, I turned around and saw.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her mother, my god.......what a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ande naked in front of old Betty Ron Jeremy's old fluffer

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

When I mentioned a 'mother/daughter' last night ..I ment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be nice to get to no your mum better perhaps over the dinner table I was only meaning ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However over the dinner table clearly meant something else to them as I walked in to my dining room...

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I found a can of whipped cream and a bowl of strawberries. Intended to be used for......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dessert but I had other ideas for the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It had put me in the notion to bake a Victoria sponge.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For I have to admit, my true fetish is the thought of Mary Berry and Nigella forcing me to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don my flowery apron and....

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

Watch their dreadful TV show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While sipping some Chardonnay waiting for the oven to ping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While eating shop bought cakes

Luckily someone interrupts my day dreaming. But who is that walking in the door?!?!?!?

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

Its me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You?

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

L'eclaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been travelling the alpha quadrant for the last 18 years. I've witnessed things that you cannot even imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but have probably read others boasting about on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum is a planet about 69,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,009,009,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,000,000,00,000,000, light years from Earth. It's a place where cherry bun cake grows on trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and single males aren't barrred blocked or deleted infact they are in short supply -then I woke up to find----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was engulfed in a meadow or orange aero chocolate bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the smell of burning sponge. Wait, is this a dream within a dream I wondered? It all seems strangely familiar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reality came crashing in an undertaker dressed as jimmy saville a crested newt and a stuffed camel I knew where I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the extreme fetish night at ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At fab fantasy club . I spotted a tall handsome stranger starring over at me.

Omg what will say ???

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

U could say 'hello Mr bloggs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that blogger again every time we see him we end up splatters all over the ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The see through PVC apron I wear. It matches my PVC elf shoes. I just couldn't believe what he was wearing. It's a.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tunic he proclaimed , I couldn't help myself and blurtted out " it's a feckin dress you have on " he replied ...

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

"I always wear it when baking cup-cakes" he said bringing us neatly back round again to cookery.

"Would you like to try one with a cherry on top, it looks just like a ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booby and I love boobies more than I love....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blogging!!! Joe mate , you have to stop this crazy behaviour or the funny men in white suits will come over and ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust the doilies and hoover the rafters before breaking into there stripers dance. Then they realised nana needs a trip to the opticians as she called the wrong men in white coats. But that grin told everyone nana knows exactly what she is doing as she dipped into her bingo fund.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To order stuff online from love honey,including a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very very large pot of jam , nana just loves her afternoon fun !! Tea and jam scones, once she had so much fun she actually...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

...laughed so much her dentures shot across to room and wee Jinky the Jack Russel got to them first and started to chew and crunch........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and with her dentures out she loves to suck; but only a jack russel in room,

what will she do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry at the dog and now toothless theres only one thing she can do.

She whips out her sherbet dibdab, sticks it deep inside the pouch making sure theres plenty of white stuff there to cover it, pulls it out and starts sucking on the lolly pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the postman passes her window, looking in, he see's her sucking on the lolly, he knocks on door with parcel

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

.....and with all this going on the minister that has been visiting and watching, jumps up and offers to brush her dentures and wash the teacups...........

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

and then answers the door to the postman.....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a very large package granny notices

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

....but gran knows it's for the swingers next door...........she will hand it in later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She places the parcel on her table and to her shock the parcel begins to vibrate vigorously and just at the same moment the swingingers from next door knock on her ...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

...door and the minister grabs the vibrating box..seeing what's in there...clutching his chest, turning blue and gasping for air the swingers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

immediately perform resuscitation 30 pumps to 2 breaths, eventually there is a heart beat again

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

So she raised her hand n tickled his giblets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he was hard in no time. She opened her mouth and.................

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

He filled her with his juicy meat n gave her some warm gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That luckily was cooling but warm enough to give her the injection she so desperately needed after what seemed an age she . .

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

..screamed for Jesus and shouted get it in deeper..harder...faster aahhh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another foot yet and you'll have those graves dug for these...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

..for those durty swingers the minister said and be quick about it don't want them running....

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

My lawn with 6inch heels on !

At this point a John Lewis lorry turned up with a huge load of ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mannequins dressed in their new lingerie range including....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

..a hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With several firemen Mrs R ordered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The John Lewis Lorry driver saw what was going on and asked if he could joint in, removing his jacket at same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The John Lewis Lorry driver saw what was going on and asked if he could joint in, removing his jacket at same time"
,slipping on his snorkel he slipped beneath the bubbling water to the promised land of Muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The John Lewis Lorry driver saw what was going on and asked if he could joint in, removing his jacket at same time,slipping on his snorkel he slipped beneath the bubbling water to the promised land of Muff"
but due to recent pollution problems muff was now a very different and bare place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then I heard a door bell;

my god this was all a dream, I must have drifted back to sleep;

I jamp out of bed, pulled on my dressing gown and ran down stairs, it was the post man with a parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That had been lost in the post from twenty years ago containing...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

The greatest hits of Sydney Devine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the DNA of Shirley Crabtree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which I took to the lab immediately yo create

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

..an image of what that horrific scene ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had done to my pet alligator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reginald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was a very odd character

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By *oe bloggs69 OP Man
over a year ago

fife

With 5 legs n false teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which had bee stloen from grab a granny night at the Savoy

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

..yes just thinking about that very odd character,I'm sure I met him last week from this site he wanted to .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Buy me a pineapple lollipop ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/03/15 00:18:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a pink latex gimp mask to match his ---------

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Brightly coloured pony tail that unusually.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brightly coloured pony tail that unusually....."

matched the colour of the finger nails of the huge breasted girl with five hands who was franticaly typing on fab forum----

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