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"The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger." I love a good sky remote shot | |||
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"The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger. I love a good sky remote shot " Sky remote shots are an art | |||
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"Do virgin remotes get classed as the same LOL " Shh don't tell everyone you have a virgin remote. Your in box will be inundated with offers | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point " probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye" Ooooh harsh | |||
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"Do virgin remotes get classed as the same LOL Shh don't tell everyone you have a virgin remote. Your in box will be inundated with offers " Already does... mostly from guys though LOL | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye" Bit much | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye" Wow! | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye" Oh dear. | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye" Really?! Bit strong fella. | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye" Ohh nasty I bet your no male model | |||
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"Always a complaint have a cock pic you get the I've seen them all and sick seeing em , have a full nude shot flaccid or semi that's pointless now because who knows why I'll just stick to none " It was a question not a statement | |||
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"Hate cock pics but do think there could be a market for selling reduced size sky remotes " Haha there's a money maker if ever I heard it! | |||
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"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye Ohh nasty I bet your no male model" Thank you for your lovely private message my dear; from reading it; it does seem you have a complex, and it appears very bitter it did make me laugh though hehe | |||
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"To bw fair there is as much point in a dick pic as there is in boobs n bits pics its just females are more acceptable as everyone chases them and a fem can do no wrong I will stick with disintrest in pics" No I agree too-some female pics are OTT too. I guess it's a case of each to their own. I choose to leave something to the imagination-half the fun is finding out what's underneath. | |||
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" Well played young man... well played lol xx" Why thankyou young lady x | |||
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"Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect? Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's? " What about one of those mini cans of ? | |||
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"Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect? Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's? What about one of those mini cans of ? " Could and probably has been passed off as a full size can of ! Would need to be something that is small and clearly marked lol! | |||
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