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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger."

I love a good sky remote shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best idea for cock pics is to get it as hard as you can and grab your Sky remote control, but hold the Sky remote as far away as you possibly can to cheat the perspective, but make it look like your cock and remote are side-by-side and use a fish-eye lens like Estate Agents do to make it look bigger.

I love a good sky remote shot "

Sky remote shots are an art

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Do virgin remotes get classed as the same LOL

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

My cock doesn't actually change TV channels,I've got a maid for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do virgin remotes get classed as the same LOL "

Shh don't tell everyone you have a virgin remote. Your in box will be inundated with offers

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

As a guy, I just don't get the "cock-pic"...period!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point "

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye

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By *tarburst_88Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"

Ooooh harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Do virgin remotes get classed as the same LOL

Shh don't tell everyone you have a virgin remote. Your in box will be inundated with offers "

Already does... mostly from guys though LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"

Bit much

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I guess it would be nice to know what the "package" is... but in all fairness, isn't it about having fun?

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By *az191000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Always a complaint have a cock pic you get the I've seen them all and sick seeing em , have a full nude shot flaccid or semi that's pointless now because who knows why I'll just stick to none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"

Wow!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"

Really?! Bit strong fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye"

Ohh nasty I bet your no male model

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always a complaint have a cock pic you get the I've seen them all and sick seeing em , have a full nude shot flaccid or semi that's pointless now because who knows why I'll just stick to none "

It was a question not a statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it either. Actually I don't get the need to post the hard pics either-especially when they're tiny?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate cock pics but do think there could be a market for selling reduced size sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate cock pics but do think there could be a market for selling reduced size sky remotes "

Haha there's a money maker if ever I heard it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys have pictures of their flaccid cock on their profile? It isn't much use to a woman like that so what's the point

probably the same reason you see females showing big boobs on profiles, sadly most with big boobs have huge bellies too, & lards of fat which isn't so nice on the eye

Ohh nasty I bet your no male model"

Thank you for your lovely private message my dear; from reading it; it does seem you have a complex, and it appears very bitter

it did make me laugh though

hehe

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

To bw fair there is as much point in a dick pic as there is in boobs n bits pics its just females are more acceptable as everyone chases them and a fem can do no wrong I will stick with disintrest in pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To bw fair there is as much point in a dick pic as there is in boobs n bits pics its just females are more acceptable as everyone chases them and a fem can do no wrong I will stick with disintrest in pics"

No I agree too-some female pics are OTT too. I guess it's a case of each to their own. I choose to leave something to the imagination-half the fun is finding out what's underneath.

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

Like unwrapping presents lol

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I dont really get the gyn/urology pics...but must admit a hard outline behind a little white towel or in a pair of nice tight boxer.....oooft..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice teasing pic in my opinion is far better than a cock taken from 20 dufferent angles lol

Tight boxers ,, well aye far better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Haha did you read my mind

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


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Well played young man... well played lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been able to take pictures of my cock without snorting with laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Haha did you read my mind "

I did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Well played young man... well played lol xx"

Why thankyou young lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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They are tight

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect?

Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect?

Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's? "

What about one of those mini cans of ?

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley


"Must admit to thinking about paying homage to the "sky remote" cock pic's with a strategically placed "AAA Battery" to see if I could create the same effect?

Hmmmm....watch this space!, or could we start a new trend in cock pic's?

What about one of those mini cans of ? "

Could and probably has been passed off as a full size can of !

Would need to be something that is small and clearly marked lol!

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