FabSwingers.com forum: opening lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what do people think is the best way to grab someone attention and make them want to speak to you. what is the best and worst opening lines you have sent/received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for them to message you and then bask in your own awesomeness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about

I want to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me finger your gash you delicious penguin

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By *rMojoRisingMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Which socket are you wanting pumped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about

I want to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you as good in bed as your mother

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

Show us your pink bits?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to half in fur a wean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got "do you rim guys?"

Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got "do you rim guys?"

Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!? "

To be fair, the guy that wrote that probably hasn't spoken to a real woman before in a long time.

Bless them.

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

where would u love my hot cumm id love u to open ure pussy wide I spit in ure gaping hole finger it toy it till its foaming then lick it all out u x

Straight from my in box!!

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like tapes and CDs?

Good, cause I'd like to tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

Not that I've used that line but think it's a belter for hilarity value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I don't accom but I could pump u in the back of my works van"

This was a first message I just received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, you're so gorgeous. I would actually eat your shit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to rape and beat my wife

Reply..err na the snookers ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep getting ...Love your cock can I have it ...from guys daily..can't be more clearer read my profile I'm not looking for men ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where would u love my hot cumm id love u to open ure pussy wide I spit in ure gaping hole finger it toy it till its foaming then lick it all out u x

Straight from my in box!!

That's where I've been going wrong. I'll have to try that type of message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got "do you rim guys?"

Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!? "
Many of us guys have had the same msg sent to us !!!! And the answer is NO !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got "do you rim guys?"

Honestly?!? Do these guys think that's how to approach a lady?!? Many of us guys have had the same msg sent to us !!!! And the answer is NO !!!!"

Fair one mate. I get a load of them usually from "straight" blokes. Who's kidding who?

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh look....

*wild cock pic appears*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like tapes and CDs?

Good, cause I'd like to tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

Not that I've used that line but think it's a belter for hilarity value. "

Something like this would probably get a reply from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like tapes and CDs?

Good, cause I'd like to tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

Not that I've used that line but think it's a belter for hilarity value.

Something like this would probably get a reply from me

Me too. Anything that makes me laugh normally gets a reply

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By *he Mad ChatterMan
over a year ago

Wonderland

Silly me, trying to spark up a conversation instead of cutting to the chase. Are these guys for real? And do they EVER get a favourable response??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where would u love my hot cumm id love u to open ure pussy wide I spit in ure gaping hole finger it toy it till its foaming then lick it all out u x

Straight from my in box!!

No pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's about I take u for dinner and eat you out

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Not fab related, but a guy once approached my friend in a pub and asked if she was a good singer (she has a gap in her teeth, apparently that's something to do with it).

She replied "heard it". He kept saying "no, seriously, are you a good singer?"

Eventually she got so annoyed she just stared at him and said "you're that ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out." That's when he slunk off back to his friends

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