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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Posted on Gumtree few items I have for sale.

One young lady answered one of my ads by telling me she was a single mum and could I drop the price by £30 as she would need to hire a man with a van unless I could drop it off for her.

Yes darling I don't have transport therefore I will drop off £30 then spend another £30 to hire a man with a van to drop it off for you. For this I expect to shag you in any hole I care to mention

YES PLEASE she replies

SPEECHLESS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the only numpty here is you.

Why even post that? Make yourself look like some sort of "god" LOL clearly just exploiting a young mother for your own sick amusement or kicks. Hopefully the item your selling she don't need drastically and tells you to jog on.

Is it not common decency to say no sorry I have no transport, not exploit her for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think the only numpty here is you.

Why even post that? Make yourself look like some sort of "god" LOL clearly just exploiting a young mother for your own sick amusement or kicks. Hopefully the item your selling she don't need drastically and tells you to jog on.

Is it not common decency to say no sorry I have no transport, not exploit her for sex. "

I could be wrong but I think what he did to her was a thing called sarcasm! He clearly wasn't serious & definetly wasn't exploiting her for sex, hence the SPEECHLESS part, dont worry m8 a get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly.... What you selling? lol

Secondly.... I've got a van (don't really but just nosey)

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think the only numpty here is you.

Why even post that? Make yourself look like some sort of "god" LOL clearly just exploiting a young mother for your own sick amusement or kicks. Hopefully the item your selling she don't need drastically and tells you to jog on.

Is it not common decency to say no sorry I have no transport, not exploit her for sex. I could be wrong but I think what he did to her was a thing called sarcasm! He clearly wasn't serious & definetly wasn't exploiting her for sex, hence the SPEECHLESS part, dont worry m8 a get it "

Some people take things way too seriously on here.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Posted on Gumtree few items I have for sale.

One young lady answered one of my ads by telling me she was a single mum and could I drop the price by £30 as she would need to hire a man with a van unless I could drop it off for her.

Yes darling I don't have transport therefore I will drop off £30 then spend another £30 to hire a man with a van to drop it off for you. For this I expect to shag you in any hole I care to mention

YES PLEASE she replies

SPEECHLESS

"

You can't shag me Rok - can I still have the discount??

That is just classic mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I has been fending off numpties all day,

Some, like in here hadn't read the entire ad and by the time I received the aforementioned text I wasn't too pleased

Not surprised some on here don't get the sarcasm in my reply.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sarcasm, lowest form of humour, yup and yes I'm being sarky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much are you selling the high horse for ?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

rOK MADE A PERFECTLY GOOD POINT SO THERE WAS NO NEED TO JUMP DOWN HIS THROAT HEY U GET IT SOLD YET ROK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont ask you dont get plus i think id have prob gave here item for free if was genuinely on bones of her arse and not a chancer as would like to think someone would help me out if i was at breaking point prob just me though superstitious to the max lol i think its almost a test you tell her to fuck off and something bad happens do her a favour n good thibgs happen to you anyways ramble over lol each to there own

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If you dont ask you dont get plus i think id have prob gave here item for free if was genuinely on bones of her arse and not a chancer as would like to think someone would help me out if i was at breaking point prob just me though superstitious to the max lol i think its almost a test you tell her to fuck off and something bad happens do her a favour n good thibgs happen to you anyways ramble over lol each to there own "

fair comment made..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rOK MADE A PERFECTLY GOOD POINT SO THERE WAS NO NEED TO JUMP DOWN HIS THROAT HEY U GET IT SOLD YET ROK "

Got all my items sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U really need to watch out what u say on here. Pc police are about. I get U. Good one. Som people hav no sense of humour.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hope u got a good price

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got the asking price for everything

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Long as it wasn't used sex toys you were advertising!

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