FabSwingers.com forum: Typical old man...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who

called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you

now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you

last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline

that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of

muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am

developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to fuck off.