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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

God help me!!

Going all day tomorrow with my 2 boys and one of their mates. I'm going to be knackered!!

But at least I'll get to shoot them in the ass!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Been there and done that. Good fun but god it can be painful!! Make sure your wear that cock box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went last year it was painful lol but totally fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They might shoot you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully picking up my marker this year, not been out in the field for a while now and missing it too much

John

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"They might shoot you lol"

They need to remember who feeds them and taxis them around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't been to paintball in years.

last time provided me with the memory of a boy shooting himself on the foot (wearing trainers with a nylon mesh upper) in order to find out if it would hurt.

Apparently it did

His pals asked him why he was limping, so the clever sod decided to demonstrate by shooting his foot again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip, wear an old pair of jeans instead of joggy bottoms, takes a bit of the sting out when you get hit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should do that for a social...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should do that for a social..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should do that for a social..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful not to end up like PJ. Keep those goggles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Careful not to end up like PJ. Keep those goggles on "
showing your age now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch out for the nipple and ass shots I kept getting hit in both when I was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"watch out for the nipple and ass shots I kept getting hit in both when I was there "
Perfect excuse to kiss them better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went couple of years ago and was shot numerous times. At the end I was going down like Willem Dafoe in Platoon.

I'd also recommend clay pigeon shooting too

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Should do that for a social... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its gonna get done,where would be best?

Perhaps somewhere in the central belt would be best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went Paintballing once in Hungary back in the 90's

Former Soviet military base a couple of ex Spetnatz soldiers had turned into a lucrative business.

Now you have a group out in a Corporate team building day.

2 Yanks, 2 New Zealanders, one Russian, 4 Hungarians and 5 Scots.

Rules were explained in Hungarian and the only one I understood was don't shoot for closer than 20metres

Was about 40 degrees Celsius and the 10 that were men were not issue with protective clothing, in fact I was topless with a pair of shorts and trainers. No head gear whatsoever

It was an all day thing but I remember arriving and going out to play the first game. My next and only memory is awakening in a hospital bed with a blood clot behind my left ear and extensive bruising to my upper body.

I have been informed I ran into an enclosed building and was shot in the head from point blank range. The guy who shot me and his cousin then stood over my body and continued firing something like 100 rounds into my upper body.

No intention of ever repeating this episode

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I went couple of years ago and was shot numerous times. At the end I was going down like Willem Dafoe in Platoon.

I'd also recommend clay pigeon shooting too "

I used to go clay pigeon shooting quite a bit but this is for my 11 year olds birthday lol.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If its gonna get done,where would be best?

Perhaps somewhere in the central belt would be best"

Funnily enough, it is in the central belt - but any little shit attempts to shoot dad in the central belt, it's a 17 mile walk home!!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well I survived

Got a few 'souvenirs' lol. Also got 'best power slide' for kicking the 'bomb' in to win a match - but got shot 4 times in the leg and twice on the ass for it

But now I'm really suffering because I'm old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oucha remembering the ass hits...x

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Nope wouldn't catch me doing paintballing. Bit of a wimp.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Get some ice hockey protective gear. It helps.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Get some ice hockey protective gear. It helps. "

Getting shot isn't the main problem - it's being old and discovering muscles I'd long since forgotten existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time i went some c@#$ shot me in the back of the head,left ear and tip of right finger all at the same time #hurtlikefuck

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Last time i went some c@#$ shot me in the back of the head,left ear and tip of right finger all at the same time #hurtlikefuck "

My eldest got hit in the ear and my younger son got hit in the chin with a full face mask on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who fancies paintballing as a social event or would anyone prefer karting?

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