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"Drink that's mostly spoiled our meets." Yeah that doesn't go down to good either. Girls all over place and men with floppys coz had to much is never gd x | |||
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"Drink that's mostly spoiled our meets. Yeah that doesn't go down to good either. Girls all over place and men with floppys coz had to much is never gd x" Yup also arrogance and rough handed because the drink | |||
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"Drink that's mostly spoiled our meets. Yeah that doesn't go down to good either. Girls all over place and men with floppys coz had to much is never gd x Yup also arrogance and rough handed because the drink " Thankfully not had that to deal with but must be an issue at socials x | |||
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"Not turning up...that's as bad as it gets... " Lol especially when you shower, do hair and make up n get dressed. A right pain in ones buttock x | |||
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"Drink that's mostly spoiled our meets. Yeah that doesn't go down to good either. Girls all over place and men with floppys coz had to much is never gd x Yup also arrogance and rough handed because the drink Thankfully not had that to deal with but must be an issue at socials x" Seen a few but nothing to bad ...and you can always move away....if it's a meet its a tad awkward | |||
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"Not turning up...that's as bad as it gets... Lol especially when you shower, do hair and make up n get dressed. A right pain in ones buttock x" Dead right...spend an hour using public transport to get to where it has been arrange to meet...all dressed up and on one to talked to at least... | |||
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"Was chatting to a couple for a few weeks,arranged a wee social at their house..arrived on time,was met by the hubby at the door,everything was cool...gets taken into the living room and introduced to the Mrs..(just to say that I'm not prejudiced in any way)...I was introduced to the Mrs and she was deaf n couldn't talk right,I just about died,couldn't understand a word she was saying....a wee bit of warning would have been nice rather than a pure surprise..anyway I scalded my throat throwing my tea down and left sharpish ...I kinda felt bad at first,my throat was killing me..hehe...nah I felt bad but then thought if they were straight up with me in the first place I wouldn't have went and wouldn't have been put in that situation..." So you got your own back and slung her a deafie | |||
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"Was chatting to a couple for a few weeks,arranged a wee social at their house..arrived on time,was met by the hubby at the door,everything was cool...gets taken into the living room and introduced to the Mrs..(just to say that I'm not prejudiced in any way)...I was introduced to the Mrs and she was deaf n couldn't talk right,I just about died,couldn't understand a word she was saying....a wee bit of warning would have been nice rather than a pure surprise..anyway I scalded my throat throwing my tea down and left sharpish ...I kinda felt bad at first,my throat was killing me..hehe...nah I felt bad but then thought if they were straight up with me in the first place I wouldn't have went and wouldn't have been put in that situation..." Feel ur pain m8! | |||
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"I have had a few dodgy meetings, came away thinking 'why do you get yourself in these positions'! My worst has to be when over in NYC, I travel states often and to separate my desire to play away from business and friends; I often turn to fab site. Anyway after great day in big apple and fantastic evening I had arranged to meet back at hotel as I NEVER would take anyone to apartment or 'my home' (keep separate and never confuse 'real life' with a 'shag'). Anyway, we had coupke drinks in bar while flirting and getting to understand what made us both tick, continued to the bedroom and had most amazing 3 hour session, with fit body, great oral and amazing sex! We then cuddled up and lay naked and dozed off... well during my chat in bar I did say... watersport for me could be fun and always wondered what it would feel like to be pissed on, or to piss on my partner! Well this crazy American, obviously thought they would do me a favour! I was fucking horrified and furious to wake uo thinking a burst water pipe had exploded in the bathroom... as I opened my eyes I was being pissed on by what felt like a garden hose on full power... I am OCD for cleanliness so u can imagine my reaction as I was covered in piss as was the bed! As I jumped up, the piss kept flowing all over me and bed as they said 'I thought u wanted to wake up and do this'... Well let's just say... there was exchange of words and my room door was opened as I practically kicked 'my pisser' naked! As I was checking out and returning to my studio, there was a hand written litter at reception for me... I didn't even open, I recycled in nearest bin and went home for my 3rd shower, also blocked them! I have however had some watersport fun but was arranged and not in a bed! " Pmsl god sone people on here are clearly deluded | |||
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"The person doesn't look anything like their pics This is why I tend to stick to socials or cjs now " Yip had a few of them too... "och your here now"the last one said to me...i didn't even take my jacket off,was out of there in 30 seconds... (aye,I pumped her twice.. ..before anyone else says it..).. | |||
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"The person doesn't look anything like their pics This is why I tend to stick to socials or cjs now " We try to cam with them for 5-10 mins just to make sure they match who they say they are. Also shows we match our pics too xx | |||
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"I'd say my worst was that 2 police officers came to my rescue one escorted me to a taxi and the other officer kept the guy at bay ending up in him being arrested for assaulting one of them , hence I tend to take a while to do arrange a social meet now unless it's at an organised social with others off the site that I trust and know ." That's awful! Poor you!x | |||
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"I have had a few dodgy meetings, came away thinking 'why do you get yourself in these positions'! My worst has to be when over in NYC, I travel states often and to separate my desire to play away from business and friends; I often turn to fab site. Anyway after great day in big apple and fantastic evening I had arranged to meet back at hotel as I NEVER would take anyone to apartment or 'my home' (keep separate and never confuse 'real life' with a 'shag'). Anyway, we had coupke drinks in bar while flirting and getting to understand what made us both tick, continued to the bedroom and had most amazing 3 hour session, with fit body, great oral and amazing sex! We then cuddled up and lay naked and dozed off... well during my chat in bar I did say... watersport for me could be fun and always wondered what it would feel like to be pissed on, or to piss on my partner! Well this crazy American, obviously thought they would do me a favour! I was fucking horrified and furious to wake uo thinking a burst water pipe had exploded in the bathroom... as I opened my eyes I was being pissed on by what felt like a garden hose on full power... I am OCD for cleanliness so u can imagine my reaction as I was covered in piss as was the bed! As I jumped up, the piss kept flowing all over me and bed as they said 'I thought u wanted to wake up and do this'... Well let's just say... there was exchange of words and my room door was opened as I practically kicked 'my pisser' naked! As I was checking out and returning to my studio, there was a hand written litter at reception for me... I didn't even open, I recycled in nearest bin and went home for my 3rd shower, also blocked them! I have however had some watersport fun but was arranged and not in a bed! Pmsl god sone people on here are clearly deluded " Are you saying I am deluded or my American friend LOL | |||
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"The person doesn't look anything like their pics This is why I tend to stick to socials or cjs now " Or they are 20 years older ... not good ! | |||
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"The person doesn't look anything like their pics This is why I tend to stick to socials or cjs now Or they are 20 years older ... not good !" Most are photo shopped like myself but thats why I like face to face attraction | |||
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"No shows, unwashed, blootered d*unk and being shit on. It's hard to pick what the worst of the bunch is. As frustrating as a no show is I'd rather they never showed at all than if they were stinking, d*unk or going to shit on me. I would refuse and walk away someone who was d*unk, it just isn't worth the hassle and allegations can and do get thrown around. I'm not one for setting myself up for trial by media and being forever thought of as "guilty". I definitely don't want to be shit on again either, accidental or other wise. As kinky as it could have been it wasn't for me " Shit on!??!?! Hahahah please tell us more! | |||
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"I spoke to a girl online and thought she looked ok so agreed to meet me in car then a thought not really into car fun so I said we can go to my house so drove home got to the bedroom thought lets get the ball rolling " I read that as you having one testicle | |||
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"Shit on!??!?! Hahahah please tell us more!" Aye, shit on. We were having a great meet, I had unusual staying power that evening so we we're going through a few positions until we ended up doing anal reverse cowgirl. All good fun. Good few minutes of that and decided to move to a 69 for a bit and as she hopped off and started to slide back, out it came a good 4" brown trout, steaming away on the hairy platter that was my chest. I wouldn't say it was an instant turn off, but the fun finished kinda quickly after that. Still, we got cleaned up, shared a shower and then had a cuppa tea afterwards to try and minimise the embarrassment and psychological damage. Good times | |||
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"Shit on!??!?! Hahahah please tell us more! Aye, shit on. We were having a great meet, I had unusual staying power that evening so we we're going through a few positions until we ended up doing anal reverse cowgirl. All good fun. Good few minutes of that and decided to move to a 69 for a bit and as she hopped off and started to slide back, out it came a good 4" brown trout, steaming away on the hairy platter that was my chest. I wouldn't say it was an instant turn off, but the fun finished kinda quickly after that. Still, we got cleaned up, shared a shower and then had a cuppa tea afterwards to try and minimise the embarrassment and psychological damage. Good times " Hahahaha, wish you lived closer, you seem like a fun guy! Can't believe you handled it so well, i'd freak. | |||
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" Hahahaha, wish you lived closer, you seem like a fun guy! Can't believe you handled it so well, i'd freak." When something like that happens it can go two ways, you can freak or you can accept that, literally, shit happens. The worst part had already been done, there was absolutely no good coming from humiliating the lass or making her feel any worse. So the only viable option was to play it cool and implement damage control. Whilst that is the worst thing to happen to me on a meet I'd like to add that it definitely wasn't my worst meet. Shit on my chest aside, it was a great meet and she was a lovely lass who I met again. Lessons were learned, enemas were utilised and more fun was had. This is what this site should be about, having fun, if I seem like a fun guy it's because I believe that. There's nothing to be gained from being an arsehole and just about everything washes off eventually | |||
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"The person doesn't look anything like their pics This is why I tend to stick to socials or cjs now We try to cam with them for 5-10 mins just to make sure they match who they say they are. Also shows we match our pics too xx" That's a gd idea I get people to say a number between 5 n then wat ever number they say get them to do a selfie holding up that that amount of fingers. Never had the number 1 yet pmsl. Couple asked me to do that n I thought was quite gd done it ever since | |||
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"Well if one day I accidentally shit on somebody, I sure hope it's a nice guy like you!!! Haha " A sexy girl like you, I'd most probably let you if it wasn't a surprise in the meanwhile though, I cannot praise enemas highly enough | |||
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"I have had a few dodgy meetings, came away thinking 'why do you get yourself in these positions'! My worst has to be when over in NYC, I travel states often and to separate my desire to play away from business and friends; I often turn to fab site. Anyway after great day in big apple and fantastic evening I had arranged to meet back at hotel as I NEVER would take anyone to apartment or 'my home' (keep separate and never confuse 'real life' with a 'shag'). Anyway, we had coupke drinks in bar while flirting and getting to understand what made us both tick, continued to the bedroom and had most amazing 3 hour session, with fit body, great oral and amazing sex! We then cuddled up and lay naked and dozed off... well during my chat in bar I did say... watersport for me could be fun and always wondered what it would feel like to be pissed on, or to piss on my partner! Well this crazy American, obviously thought they would do me a favour! I was fucking horrified and furious to wake uo thinking a burst water pipe had exploded in the bathroom... as I opened my eyes I was being pissed on by what felt like a garden hose on full power... I am OCD for cleanliness so u can imagine my reaction as I was covered in piss as was the bed! As I jumped up, the piss kept flowing all over me and bed as they said 'I thought u wanted to wake up and do this'... Well let's just say... there was exchange of words and my room door was opened as I practically kicked 'my pisser' naked! As I was checking out and returning to my studio, there was a hand written litter at reception for me... I didn't even open, I recycled in nearest bin and went home for my 3rd shower, also blocked them! I have however had some watersport fun but was arranged and not in a bed! Pmsl god sone people on here are clearly deluded Are you saying I am deluded or my American friend LOL " American friend lol | |||
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"One meet I had was so 'enthusiastic' in bed that he tore my vagina, along the lining of my inner lips . He wasn't being sexy dominant, just treating me like a porn star and like an idiot I kept quiet even though I was bleeding! Hubby was fuming and safe to say I've learnt to be a lot more vocal since then. He was so gentle and affectionate before we got naked too...sigh " Omg that must have hurt. Hopefully u didn't have to get stitches | |||
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"I spoke to a girl online and thought she looked ok so agreed to meet me in car then a thought not really into car fun so I said we can go to my house so drove home got to the bedroom thought lets get the ball rolling began to kiss her lips where all chapped and dry so as I undressed her thought not really horny will try some oral get me turned on as I pulled her jeans down smelt a very pungent odour which turned out to be her feet mixed with the smell of her lady parts I stopped immediately went to the toilet and made the decision just to tell her I wasn't well and wanted to take her home the 5 mile drive home was dreadful sat in silence the whole way . As if that wasn't bad enough she kept trying to contact me for months afterwards even after I told her why I wasn't interested , personal hygiene should be first on people's list of prioritys before a meet " That's disgusting. A lot of people on here don't care they must think people will ride no matter wat. It's totally vile. I don't even meet people from work coz bits get sweaty after a days work lolll | |||
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"Shit on!??!?! Hahahah please tell us more! Aye, shit on. We were having a great meet, I had unusual staying power that evening so we we're going through a few positions until we ended up doing anal reverse cowgirl. All good fun. Good few minutes of that and decided to move to a 69 for a bit and as she hopped off and started to slide back, out it came a good 4" brown trout, steaming away on the hairy platter that was my chest. I wouldn't say it was an instant turn off, but the fun finished kinda quickly after that. Still, we got cleaned up, shared a shower and then had a cuppa tea afterwards to try and minimise the embarrassment and psychological damage. Good times " Poor girl! Kudos to you for being so good about it x | |||
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"Shit on!??!?! Hahahah please tell us more! Aye, shit on. We were having a great meet, I had unusual staying power that evening so we we're going through a few positions until we ended up doing anal reverse cowgirl. All good fun. Good few minutes of that and decided to move to a 69 for a bit and as she hopped off and started to slide back, out it came a good 4" brown trout, steaming away on the hairy platter that was my chest. I wouldn't say it was an instant turn off, but the fun finished kinda quickly after that. Still, we got cleaned up, shared a shower and then had a cuppa tea afterwards to try and minimise the embarrassment and psychological damage. Good times Poor girl! Kudos to you for being so good about it x" I generally don't mind the "natural"smell of a woman....BUT the smell of feet...FFS!! Yuck! Posted something similar a while back but my worst one was meeting a woman....she claimed to have had a shower but the "fishy" smell put me off....i made an excuse and left | |||
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" Poor girl! Kudos to you for being so good about it x" The way we handle and compose ourselves can make the difference between a good meet and a bad meet. At the end of the day no harm = no foul. Still, I wouldn't want to repeat that particular experience again | |||
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" Poor girl! Kudos to you for being so good about it x The way we handle and compose ourselves can make the difference between a good meet and a bad meet. At the end of the day no harm = no foul. Still, I wouldn't want to repeat that particular experience again " Darn....I'll delete that meet request then.... lol | |||
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"The lady I met was married, her husband just happened to walk in with his football team! They had played the team who were sponsored by the pub we were in. I got threatened and back window if car got smashed but that's all. Lucky really, could have been worse. " Karma is a fucking bitch eh... ...hehe | |||
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"They weren't who they said they were. Pics were about 5 years and 10 stone lighter. The house was a riot, full ash trays all over the place (we don't meet smokers - they had non smokers on profile), the woman was not the lady in the pics. He was in football top and jeans and she was in joggies and a food splattered t shirt.... " Oh my. I'm obsessive when it comes to anyone visiting my home! When I have home meets, which is rare, everything has to be clean, tidy and smelling good and that includes me. I have to wonder at some people! | |||
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