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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My son was at the gym this morning so I text and asked him if he could nip into morrisons on his way home and pick me up a butternut squash.

He came home half an hour ago and handed me a bottle of orange diluting juice.

I asked him what it was for and he said I couldn't get butternut squash so got orange instead.

I was almost wetting myself laughing and when he realised himself what I wanted he was buckled too lmao.

Fair cheered me up on tell you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now feel embarrassed to ask

what's butternut squash

.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"now feel embarrassed to ask

what's butternut squash

."
lmso if your being serious it a fruit but mostly used as a vegetable in soups similar to a pumpkin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now feel embarrassed to ask

what's butternut squash

.lmso if your being serious it a fruit but mostly used as a vegetable in soups similar to a pumpkin lol"

then I can see how he was mistaken, was being serious, never used this for soup and Guess I would have been just as ... just as mistaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!

Btw...random but bnut squash & sweet potato soup....tasty x

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By *ockandhishenCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Hehe put a smile on my face

hen xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"now feel embarrassed to ask

what's butternut squash

.lmso if your being serious it a fruit but mostly used as a vegetable in soups similar to a pumpkin lol

then I can see how he was mistaken, was being serious, never used this for soup and Guess I would have been just as ... just as mistaken "
lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Brilliant!

Btw...random but bnut squash & sweet potato soup....tasty x"
I'm making a soup with mine that's what it was for lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hehe put a smile on my face

hen xx"
Im still killing myself laughing at him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good had a chuckle myself , teenagers you can't live with them but can't live without them either lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant something my teenage nephew would do hahaha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

He's no a teenager hes 27 lol

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My daughter and I were watching the British bake off for red nose day and dame Edna was making her signature cake....A Australian landmark in Sydney. ..my daughter pipes up oh look it's the armadillo building ...mmmmm no its Sydney Opera House. ...and she is supposed to be smart. Lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Being a fabber I only meet guys on a pre arranged basis . My mate thinks I'm weird as I never go out on the pull . (A pet hate )They've never know me to bring a guy home from a pub . So you can imagine the shock when I brought 3 guys home from the pub . We 5 of us all stood drinking chatting and laughing in the kitchen polishing off a bottle of vodka . 3 of us ended up slipping upstairs . The youngest guy spent his time in the ensuite being sick . Couldn't hold his drink . After the fun was over I kicked them all out as they started shouting in some foreign language . The next day I noticed my new dress that if been wearing was missing .searched high and low . Bearing In mind this was near a year ago . Went out walking yesterday and the same friend pick a different route that normal and about 100 yards from my house I saw something that looked familiar on the grass . Thought it was a football shirt as kids play on the green . But no it was my new dress that's been missing for nearly a year . Not a mark on it . We laughed till we nearly wet our pants . Might even get a a second chance at wearing it. Just need somewhere nice to go now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read this after looking at a pic on here of a woman with a butternut squash inserted in her hole.... they must be popular lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be why the poor lad couldn't find one, he was looking in the wrong places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll be why the poor lad couldn't find one, he was looking in the wrong places "

He would've been lucky to even find it up there from what I seen haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to share this profile. Curiosity's gotten the better of me.

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