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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wish I was a bar of soap

Hanging on a string so

Every time that you stood up

I'd see your ding-a-ling

Anyone got any good ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you, I love you, I love you, so mighty. I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty. Don't be mistaken don't be misled, I mean on the washing line and not in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

sex is elementary

let's call a friend

and try double entry

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm feeling frisky

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My dicks all inflamed

I've caught something from you

Anti-Valentines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for this one.

Roses are red,

Violets are silly.

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a gun so get in the van quietly :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies are soft

Willies are hard

Heres your feckin

valentines card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Poems are shite

Get your arse up to mine

Your getting pumped tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say romance is dead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love's very pain is sweet,

But its reward is in the world divine

Which, if not here,

it builds beyond the grave.

Shelley quote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who shares a locker next to me offshore had one on his locker door yesterday his mrs just left him and took everything from the house , roses are red , violets are blue I've took the kids and the furniture to !!!!!! A little harsh but in a situation like that all you can do is laugh he found the funny side x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy who shares a locker next to me offshore had one on his locker door yesterday his mrs just left him and took everything from the house , roses are red , violets are blue I've took the kids and the furniture to !!!!!! A little harsh but in a situation like that all you can do is laugh he found the funny side x"

Dull one!Take my hat off to the guy,if you dinnae laugh you cry n all that....either that or bottle it all up for years then go on a mad mental killing rampage!..Arrrrghh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha don't say that mate he gets changed next to Me , might end up doing me in lol . She asked for half the house and wanted him to sell his £30000 car . Poor sod he went home to a empty house , dust yourself off move on and start a fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye sometimes easier said than done but definitely the best course of action........

The dusting yourself off n starting afresh not the mad mental killing spree! Lol

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