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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right folks after the shit thats been on Britains got talent, have decided to have a "Swingers got Talent", so if you want to enter , just put your name down and what your special talent is. think this could be fun. my talent is , that im double jointed, yeah im a bendy toy girls , yes you can have fun with me, lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

view talentless.....

but happy to be a judge ......

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing ..ish Shurrup View lol!

I also used to be in a German Carneval Dance Troupe so can high kick!

Laine xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kays got no talent so I'll make the tea!

Kay xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

canny sing canny dance..... can make scones n jam for half time tho xxx avi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

last time i tried to high kick was at the social laine, i ended up falling on my arse ffs, lmao, Mr view you can wear the high waisters and be judge,but view you have to be ruthless mate can you handle it lol... laine can be one too , only fair girls get there say to. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Lusty) can sing a bit!! oh i and i can do lap-dancing......

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"last time i tried to high kick was at the social laine, i ended up falling on my arse ffs, lmao, Mr view you can wear the high waisters and be judge,but view you have to be ruthless mate can you handle it lol... laine can be one too , only fair girls get there say to. lol"

view = ruthless...... like the scorned old queen I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I can be bought for sexual favours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently sitting biting heads off jelly babies so will be a ruthless judge, not one who cries and goes wobbly gaga at everyone xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any comments on my singing talents and I shall be biting more than jelly babies heads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing...wait till you see my Great Balls of Fire !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be a judge too plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could produce a river, if I had the right assistant.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My talent like many women on here i guess is to turn perfectly sane men into quivering wrecks and gibbering idiots at the sight of a semi naked body pmsl (And thats only in pix)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no talent here ...so il be in the audience lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold a tune and generally talk people thru their troubles lol

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only talent i have is talking shite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my talent is i can gee baws for earings lol.well i do have 1 but its a secert xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have any talents the simon cowell would like to show the queen,

but i have been told i give a shit hot blowjob, does the could lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i exempt from the singing ...

och ...can i teach then ...

Buboo ....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if views simon ill be amanda as im shit at most things...

or could my talent me getting d*unk???

ooh im told i give great head???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can jump a motorbike over 25 buses, for this i would like wembley, ramps, 2 of, and auto-into the final if do it.lol

Folk say im impractical but i dont see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Zeta can sing James is hopeless no he can play football I guess lol

Zeta

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to belong to an erotic dance team.

Did hen parties etc.

Now the wrong side of 40 and battling to keep my muscles hard again.

Also when at college I used to teach ladies self defence classes as I am a highly trained martial artist.

Started as classes but soon became one to one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i can do the most in a night....

View..just an amateur!!! pah!!!

vol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

View..just an amateur!!! pah!!!

xxx"

just cause yu climb on top several times a night Vol, isna multiple partners lol ....

VIEW... takes the championship cup and holds high....

Vol... looks on in awe.. one day, yup day....... I will be like him xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmmmmmmm...........what can i do?..............zip....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well "Judges" , looks like fifelass could be in the semi final with giving good head, but come on folks we need more sexual talent discovered, you never know myself, view laine mite not gong you , we mite put you through. lmao. view and laine over to you , who is your fav at the moment? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no talent what so ever!!!! but i am willing to try tea and scones.

And Vie does have a talent but it is rude os i won't mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i (kaz) can sing.. there are a few that have heard me from here.. but my "hidden" talent is sucking cock.. :P

have had many an appraisal for it..but wudnt suck either of simon or pearce for £1,000,000 lol :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we got talent male shoots like a rocket and comes back for more fem rides like a little bunny will leave you knackered

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By *dinburghcouple123Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

i have a talent i can turn a women stomach at 50 yards pity it wasnt her head..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

miffyal you both got my vote......(did you get my number also?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (Lusty) can sing a bit!! oh i and i can do lap-dancing......

xxx"

so it was you lap dancing when i was in bathgate today lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malc here - I can lick my eyebrows pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now that i gotta see!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree with you malc xxx

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

Can play the guitar not bad and can put my nimble fingers to other tasks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey malc, if you can like your eyebrows you must be able to lick your own wully. have tried to do it myself , but keep falling over ffs lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why even try to lick your own quest when there are some who would gladly do it for you? xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Malc here - I can lick my eyebrows pmsl xxx"

ermmmm how the fook did you discover you can lick your own eyebrows????? LOL

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