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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because we have been going out more lately we both have had a couple of joking comments at work about is that you away out with the keys in the bowl brigade. Anyone else get this and what other swingers myths are there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had a few keys in the bowl comments and about pampass grass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

Keys in the bowl.....Yes have actually taken part in a keys in the bowl evening

Pampas Grass....when I discovered the entendre on this I removed it from the front garden

I usually get people singing King of the Swingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do have pampas grass in front garden right enough thought it would be ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me & a few friends were in a pub in Glasgow before going to cjs.

There was a group from Canada one of the men said to the male what are you planning tonight is it a keys in the fruit bowl night.

We could not move for laughing

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've not really had any aimed at me but it always makes me smile when they talk about stuff at work. I just laugh and ask if they've ever tried it. I ALWAYS get red faces all round from them when I ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me & a few friends were in a pub in Glasgow before going to cjs.

There was a group from Canada one of the men said to the male what are you planning tonight is it a keys in the fruit bowl night.

We could not move for laughing "

you were meant to keep that quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me & a few friends were in a pub in Glasgow before going to cjs.

There was a group from Canada one of the men said to the male what are you planning tonight is it a keys in the fruit bowl night.

We could not move for laughing you were meant to keep that quiet "

Lol friends with benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, whats with the pampas grass thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about ankle bracelets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, whats with the pampas grass thing?"
used to be thought that if folk were swingers a sign was that they had pampas grass growing in their garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you say to a friend "i think there's money and fun to be had in quality sex parties in Scotland" and he says "First port of call advertise on fab swingers" with a wink.....

"Fab Swingers???? Whats that then???"

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's when they think you all strut about naked in cjs cracks me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when they think you all strut about naked in cjs cracks me up. "
dont they?must just be me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when they think you all strut about naked in cjs cracks me up. dont they?must just be me then "

It is

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