FabSwingers.com forum: Hygiene

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking through the meets advertised and I noticed a lot saying "must be clean"

Surely people don't turn up to meets with sweaty tits and smelly balls.

Has anyone ever experienced a lack of hygiene and turned someone away through it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have had two hence why I have an essay on my profile. People think I'm weird having bout the dirty nails but that's minging. Expecting to poke a lass and have black nails or be stinking of . It's just a no go for me the nails are the first thing I look at now since that pmsl

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Had it here too...they turned il late she had come from horse riding and let's say she had obviously been sweating .....boke!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeuk

Just about threw up with that thought there

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I took 'clean' in swinging terms as meaning disease free.

Clean, as in not smelly, is a given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a house one night omg! !

I couldn't even sit down it was unreal

Only thing that was on my mind was marigolds & bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it happens and it was a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one I was at was a single woman too

Complete eye opener

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had one yes. Couple at house party stands out clearly. he had terrible b.o and she had pee stained white panties on. . Old stains I might add.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I took 'clean' in swinging terms as meaning disease free.

Clean, as in not smelly, is a given."

Surely disease free is a given??

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"I went to a house one night omg! !

I couldn't even sit down it was unreal

Only thing that was on my mind was marigolds & bleach

Very similar thing happened to me, she opened the door in her grey tracky bottoms and had an Akita dog!

Scared the shit out of me! So did the dog!!!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I took 'clean' in swinging terms as meaning disease free.

Clean, as in not smelly, is a given.

Surely disease free is a given?? "

You'd hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was about clean roundabout your Nether regions, as someone said body hygiene I would have thought was a given. Yuck

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By *av xxxMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I think that balls are sweeting really fast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had it too. We made a swift exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip

We went to a cpls house and he opened the door on what used to be a white dressing gown dirty washed out grey

Ushered to the bedroom and well let's just say this chick hadn't seen daylight for a cpl of days

Room was manky

I was scared to sit so we stood and chatted for a bit then I said I didn't feel comfortable so made our getaway

Thing that scared me was they had loads of veris with great reviews

Auds

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

There's loads more to the story than I ssid earlier...anyone wants the full version ask us at ball...more awkward I have ever felt now looking back it's hillarious ....

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

sounds like a good story lurking there if I make the ball be sure to ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one yes. Couple at house party stands out clearly. he had terrible b.o and she had pee stained white panties on. . Old stains I might add.

Yuck that sounds gross

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

"sounds like a good story lurking there if I make the ball be sure to ask lol"

Certainly a chuckler ...still laugh yet

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

"Had one yes. Couple at house party stands out clearly. he had terrible b.o and she had pee stained white panties on. . Old stains I might add.

Yuck that sounds gross"

Shaking the head moment lol

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I like the 'scent of a woman' but nothing more...the woman i visited claimed to have had a bath before i went to her house....doubt she could spell the word bath!

Not only was she nothing like her profile description but was not 'fresh out a bath!'

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Had it here too...they turned il late she had come from horse riding and let's say she had obviously been sweating .....boke!!!"

The smell of horse is horrible!

Wasn't a meet but i was trying to get the attention of a mutual friend..she invited me over and i was pretty close to kissing and hugging her but her other friend turned up.

they were going to a party and her friend was going to change and both head over together.

Friend was ok (big boobs and big ass) BUT she had just come from the stables and stinking of horse/hay/horse manure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had it here too...they turned il late she had come from horse riding and let's say she had obviously been sweating .....boke!!!"

Cant even begin to think of someone turning up sweaty.....would put us off for life i think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls.......put em in your mouth n suck em!

My balls aren't salty but can occasionally be chocolaty

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Looking through the meets advertised and I noticed a lot saying "must be clean"

Surely people don't turn up to meets with sweaty tits and smelly balls.

You would think now, wouldn't you

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