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The most stupidest thing you have done sober??...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning I was meant to get on train to Glasgow but was on my private mobile chatting and texting on my work phone and ended up getting on a Manchester train. What a complete and utter d*** I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning I was meant to get on train to Glasgow but was on my private mobile chatting and texting on my work phone and ended up getting on a Manchester train. What a complete and utter d*** I know "

At what point did you notice you were on the wrong train??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A member on here asked me if is seen a comment by UNLOS so away I went looking for UNLOS quite a while later I gave trying to find them then the next morning the penny finally dropped that UNLOS stood for user no longer on site.

No wonder I couldn't find then pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A member on here asked me if is seen a comment by UNLOS so away I went looking for UNLOS quite a while later I gave trying to find them then the next morning the penny finally dropped that UNLOS stood for user no longer on site.

No wonder I couldn't find then pmsl "

ahahah that's the kinda thing I would do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go married lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning I was meant to get on train to Glasgow but was on my private mobile chatting and texting on my work phone and ended up getting on a Manchester train. What a complete and utter d*** I know

At what point did you notice you were on the wrong train?? "

When the doors closed and said this train is for Manchester, pretty sure my heart missed a few beats coz I'm working at 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go married lol"

Lollllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent my manager to a training course on Monday,

Off she went to head office sat there for half an hour til the area manager came through with the memo we had all read

To find out it's Monday the 23 rd of feb,

And to top it all she got a parking ticket,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea where to start......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shopping in M & S food hall one Christmas and totally absorbed in the task....suddenly looked round and young son nowhere to be seen. Staff alerted, major panic, lifts checked, security called, floods of tears!!! Then...I remembered I hadn't actually brought him with me...he was at granny's!!!!!! Huge beamer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat shards of glass. I know I'm an ejit.

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I was shopping in M & S food hall one Christmas and totally absorbed in the task....suddenly looked round and young son nowhere to be seen. Staff alerted, major panic, lifts checked, security called, floods of tears!!! Then...I remembered I hadn't actually brought him with me...he was at granny's!!!!!! Huge beamer! "

Omg so not funny but I really did lol at this Jinty sorry

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I once asked an 80 year old man if he was "John from fab" that iwas due to meet lol, he was in his car and I said, " you don't look like your photos on fab" ....... Turned out to be his neighbour lol.

Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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lol oh!

Well shows you have hidden talents

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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I done this too but it was to a male colleague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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Oh that's bad! What did she say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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Awww no way my mum would have a heart attack if I did that. What did she say lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught the train home from work after an exhausting day, got home and wife said she was going to nip to asda. She came back into the house asking where the car was when I realised it was parked at work in Edinburgh..... oops !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left my newborn baby in the car after getting some shopping

Was just after I'd put shopping away I came in the sitting room thinking something was missing poor baby boy

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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Oh my God! How embarrassing!

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By *ohn Doe 2Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Shoved a green chilli up my nose

Never ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the polystyrene base you get under pizzas? Turns out its NOT edible..

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Saying "I do" when some guy in a dog collar asked me something about wanting a wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the polystyrene base you get under pizzas? Turns out its NOT edible.. "

Haha ohhhh dear x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shoved a green chilli up my nose

Never ever again "

How on earth can you manage that and call it an accident pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Left my newborn baby in the car after getting some shopping

Was just after I'd put shopping away I came in the sitting room thinking something was missing poor baby boy "

Awww poor bubba haha that is funny though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caught the train home from work after an exhausting day, got home and wife said she was going to nip to asda. She came back into the house asking where the car was when I realised it was parked at work in Edinburgh..... oops !!! "

Haha I done that after passing my test left car at asda and lugged shopping home on bus wasn't amused that evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we don't even know where to begin with this, but you can well imagine, if the d*unk ones that we get up to are anything to go by.

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Emailed my mum a picture of me sucking a cock!!

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Bet that went down well

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Took everything I had - including my debts, started a business, sacrificed holidays, days off and nights out - 5 years in and I'm still making a little less than I was - but my house is safe - it wasn't for the first 4 years, I'm making a decent enough living, working with some great folk - I'm signing their cheques - their work secures mine. Still the odd day when I think - it isn't worth it - But really - I know it is.

Still anxious- and still making stupid decisions - but good folk round about me so making fewer than I was - and hopeful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said... u supposed to be taken Granddad to the post office you dirty slag... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the cock pic didn't go down too well... got a reply back saying dont think that was for me lol. Nearly died off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah the cock pic didn't go down too well... got a reply back saying dont think that was for me lol. Nearly died off x"

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The most stupid thing I've done whilst sober was to decide not to go drinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled my DIESEL car up with petrol, drove it short distance and parked. Wondered why it wouldn't start when I returned.........then the penny dropped!!!! (Was really lucky, though. No engine damage at all. Was sweating a lot while it was being repaired!!).

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