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By *tew1985 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you

Does anyone else have sexual phrases or sayings that are rude, that they would never use but make you giggle? I'll get you started.

Show us your pink bits?!

I'm going to set about you like a dog licking an ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quote from this morning - fancy yer hole darling!!! ..... eh no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday, show us yet bridie

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By *tew1985 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you

Show us yer meat wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show us your flossy for the fab swinging possi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geez a swatch eh yer fanny" - Chewin the fat

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By *tew1985 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you

I'm gony tongue punch you in the fart box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly time for your boot in the

Shereen Nanjiani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pish flaps....

Fanny batter...

Get yer rat oot!

*End of tourettes outburst*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer rat oot !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to part your beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else have sexual phrases or sayings that are rude, that they would never use but make you giggle? I'll get you started.

Show us your pink bits?!

I'm going to set about you like a dog licking an ice cream."

sounds better when you say this;

In aboot it like a dug eating beetroot.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Set aboot it like a dug eating a bowl of hot chips/mince*

* delete as applicable

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Latest one ive heard that made me laugh was.... "fanny like an empty headlock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there all rubbish really must be better sayings than that ????

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By *tew1985 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"there all rubbish really must be better sayings than that ????"

Lets hear yours then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a mirror in your knickers i can see myself in them later on. ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in there like a tramp eatin' soup!

Your wizards sleeve better get ready for my pink love wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and let my yogi get in about your honey pot

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By *tew1985 OP   Man
over a year ago

Near you

Touch your toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho' doll dae you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is that time of day when all men come to dream of Tasmania

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