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Things women say to piss off they're. Man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be ready in a minute

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Be ready in a minute"
is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be ready in a minuteis it in yet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourite

Whatever!!!

Auds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/15 11:53:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love a man that starts with a finger...."

What do you mean a finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Credit card please.

Thought you said it was big!?

We are going shopping.

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By *ickyDavCouple
over a year ago

Westish

What does "offside" mean? lol

And

"pleasssssssssssse"

That always works!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ill do the driving .. or I'm going remove the sports channels as waste of money.

Both are going make my bunkie break in to a cold sweat lol x

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Can we just have a cuddle instead? I'm knackered!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be ready in a minuteis it in yet "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/15 12:34:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its okay we'll keep ourselfs amuzed we don't need you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they want sex during their period, obviously blood will find itself on the sheets. Not a word said, but when a stray snotter or tiny skid mark marks the sheets, all hell breaks loose.

Lads, sleep with a pair of black pants on and blow your nose. It's not worth the hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its fine

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

We need to talk... Means oh shit your in big trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/01/15 12:58:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's alright, it's quite a common thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind. (Yes they bloody do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all youve got?

Your brothers is bigger!

Pull my nightgown down when your finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all is I'm getting

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

See next time can you bring your football team round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the squeaking sound on the car was normal!!

Dx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that all youve got?

Your brothers is bigger!

Pull my nightgown down when your finished!

"

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still think the best one is the all famous....

"I'm fine"

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire


"I still think the best one is the all famous....

"I'm fine""

I hate thay too.

I'm fine, its nothing. its ok, nevermind....

ooohhhh gonnae tell me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still think the best one is the all famous....

"I'm fine"

I hate thay too.

I'm fine, its nothing. its ok, nevermind....

ooohhhh gonnae tell me!!!! "

Then once you leave it and go "oh must be imagination"

!!!VOLCANIC ERUPTION!!!

You mister are in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh...is it not "their" man?? lol...

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire


"Eh...is it not "their" man?? lol..."

Aye, t'is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its okay we'll keep ourselfs amuzed we don't need you

"

Your actually having a laugh right?

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By *hickensCouple
over a year ago

Inverness-ish


"Its fine "

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By *hickensCouple
over a year ago

Inverness-ish


"Be ready in a minute"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Its okay we'll keep ourselfs amuzed we don't need you

Your actually having a laugh right?"
Nope lol

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