FabSwingers.com forum: Last text you received

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stolen from a local radio item. What was the last text you received?

Mine was:

'Cunts the lot o' them'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "please please please please please help"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines was il get the paint on monday u can start tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26-3 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for this morning xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was "what have you said we are doing tonight"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was "what have you said we are doing tonight"

Dx"

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Couldn't possibly share... but looking forward to the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was

"Darlia is playing King Tuts in February! "

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't possibly share... but looking forward to the next one

Spoilsport

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A think a lot of it was to do with bt sports, they weren't willing to delay kick off

Obviously about the football last nite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why don't you just come over to mine and we will have wild passionate sex all weekend ...... ahhhhhh .... ok I was dreaming lol it was actually an advert sent from bet 365 lol I don't even gamble ..... I really need to get a better social life lol

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By *ob and angelaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

drive safe ..xx

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You wont tho

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mine was "dinner booked for 7.30. Make sure you're fuckin ready this time!!"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mmmmmm thanks for last night it was so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks sexy. See you Tuesday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night was a bit of carnage mate. Think you'll need to get a new jumper haha. How's the hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember stock up on coffee secksy

Me I'm buying a coffeemaker

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

hehehe...

It is now "oh yes sweetheart, you will get all of that and more that I have planned"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hehehe...

It is now "oh yes sweetheart, you will get all of that and more that I have planned"

New kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 yrs full maintenance contract

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Haha yeah im sure you're right! Cheers

Obviously worked out I'm always right even when I'm wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've absolutely no doubt xxx

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By *wisted and kinkyCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Oh exactly ur gonna have grey hair before ur time

Cheeky bugger of a pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummmmm

^^ lol actually quite an innocent remark haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hiya, do you still have those two glass desks for sale?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I will be a while yet so you should'

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"hehehe...

It is now "oh yes sweetheart, you will get all of that and more that I have planned"

New kitchen?

Definitely not a new kitchen. My house is only a year old, and he stays in a rented flat...

The next text was

Only if you are a good girl... or maybe a naughty girl who needs taken in hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text.... aren't they a thing of the past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text.... aren't they a thing of the past? "
those are so yesterday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would feel amazing for us both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Hiya, do you still have those two glass desks for sale?'"

Haha. Magic.

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By *hickensCouple
over a year ago

Inverness-ish

OMG OMG OMG is that real? X ... amazingly from Mrs Chick, which I don't understand as she has seen it before, well at least twice I think

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

An advert from Dominos.

Only tend to get SMS from my girlfriend, and we spend most weekends together, so not much texting done.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'll check my diary x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Couldnt possibly share the last one

But the one before that was...

'They are better but still sore'

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My last name text was...

'Tell him to shove it up his ass cuz I don't care! '

Was my 13 year old son talking about his brother!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"mine was "dinner booked for 7.30. Make sure you're fuckin ready this time!!""

Better hurry up then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last name text was...

'Tell him to shove it up his ass cuz I don't care! '

Was my 13 year old son talking about his brother!

Lol. I get texts like that from my son all the time too.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"My last name text was...

'Tell him to shove it up his ass cuz I don't care! '

Was my 13 year old son talking about his brother!

Lol. I get texts like that from my son all the time too.

You've go to love them - apparently it's in the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last name text was...

'Tell him to shove it up his ass cuz I don't care! '

Was my 13 year old son talking about his brother!

Lol. I get texts like that from my son all the time too.

You've go to love them - apparently it's in the rules

That's mild compared to what he said about his dad when he was still in the house!

I would never have dreamed of saying that to my parents.......mind you, we never had mobile phones. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wooaaah there, this was never meant to start family feuds!! Lol

Our 7 year old told Daisy to 'bugger off' the other day. Dunno where she gets her potty mouth from

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"My last name text was...

'Tell him to shove it up his ass cuz I don't care! '

Was my 13 year old son talking about his brother!

Lol. I get texts like that from my son all the time too.

You've go to love them - apparently it's in the rules

That's mild compared to what he said about his dad when he was still in the house!

I would never have dreamed of saying that to my parents.......mind you, we never had mobile phones. Lol"

They all do and say stuff I would never have got away with as a kids their age but I guess that's more about me than them

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Wooaaah there, this was never meant to start family feuds!! Lol

Our 7 year old told Daisy to 'bugger off' the other day. Dunno where she gets her potty mouth from

It's not a feud if it's between brothers is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last name text was...

'Tell him to shove it up his ass cuz I don't care! '

Was my 13 year old son talking about his brother!

Lol. I get texts like that from my son all the time too.

You've go to love them - apparently it's in the rules

That's mild compared to what he said about his dad when he was still in the house!

I would never have dreamed of saying that to my parents.......mind you, we never had mobile phones. Lol

They all do and say stuff I would never have got away with as a kids their age but I guess that's more about me than them

Their chat is quite good at times.....although they don't try & shock me anymore as it doesn't work! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last txt was I have a soft and hard spot for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not word for word..

"but its not worth traveling through this weather.we will meet another time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not word for word..

"but its not worth traveling through this weather.we will meet another time"

Aww poor paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not word for word..

"but its not worth traveling through this weather.we will meet another time"

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thats the nicest get fucked message ive ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was 'Yep. Of course'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was 'Yep. Of course'."
that was after i sent a "fancy a shag?"message

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"not word for word..

"but its not worth traveling through this weather.we will meet another time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was 'Yep. Of course'.that was after i sent a "fancy a shag?"message

Lol! Shhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was...."Smartie! xxx"

(Very rude person!!)

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mine was

Glasgow Taxis Reg xxxxxxx is

approaching. On Board Card Payments now taken. Register your Mobile for Auto Taxi Booking from your Home

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Sorry mate already got plans but thanks for the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come round bring beer...and bacon

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Last one I received was far too rude to post here.

Last I sent was, "Skelp!"

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Last received text was as follows,

'That fucking sock monkey of yours has a new girlfriend... and he d*unk all the rum'

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Good morning sexy hope your taking it easy xxx

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By *eeler4uCouple
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Can,t get mobile signal here---great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not word for word..

"but its not worth traveling through this weather.we will meet another time"

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oh paddy I got the same as you. LOL xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not word for word..

"but its not worth traveling through this weather.we will meet another time"

oh paddy I got the same as you. LOL xx"

lolol..snows off...fancy a lickout!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running late won't be long xxx

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