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The lingering Smell of Condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! "
Your ment to wear them on your cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! Your ment to wear them on your cock lol "

Damn, I knew I was inserting the wrong body parts lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! Your ment to wear them on your cock lol

Damn, I knew I was inserting the wrong body parts lol "
sorry couldn't resist lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! "
try using a decent soap then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious ; timing of post was perfect... off to wash hands again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! "
be like some muppets I've met in a couples scenario and don't use them and when they get told to they loose there hard on and b lame it on the condoms good though more sex for moi

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! Your ment to wear them on your cock lol "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago, I met a women I'd known for years, we had a shag down beside the bridge at The Jury's Inn Hotel in Glasgow. Instead of putting the condom and it's contents in the river/bin/path, I put it in my pocket (why, I don't know?). A few days later while in work, I reached in for a tissue and with knowing, a used Johnny flew across the floor. Seen by a few of my work mates, I said, it was probably one of my mates playing a joke on me. They didn't know it was used and full of dried out spunk. Thankfully they bought it but I was mortified.

Moral of the story, bin your johnnies after use.

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A few years ago, I met a women I'd known for years, we had a shag down beside the bridge at The Jury's Inn Hotel in Glasgow. Instead of putting the condom and it's contents in the river/bin/path, I put it in my pocket (why, I don't know?). A few days later while in work, I reached in for a tissue and with knowing, a used Johnny flew across the floor. Seen by a few of my work mates, I said, it was probably one of my mates playing a joke on me. They didn't know it was used and full of dried out spunk. Thankfully they bought it but I was mortified.

Moral of the story, bin your johnnies after use."

I don't boak easily but I just did after reading that....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago, I met a women I'd known for years, we had a shag down beside the bridge at The Jury's Inn Hotel in Glasgow. Instead of putting the condom and it's contents in the river/bin/path, I put it in my pocket (why, I don't know?). A few days later while in work, I reached in for a tissue and with knowing, a used Johnny flew across the floor. Seen by a few of my work mates, I said, it was probably one of my mates playing a joke on me. They didn't know it was used and full of dried out spunk. Thankfully they bought it but I was mortified.

Moral of the story, bin your johnnies after use.

I don't boak easily but I just did after reading that....lol"

Sorry mate, but it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar story my m8, shagged colleague, put used condom under seat with tissues and Mrs at weekend went out in car, terrier dog sniffed out his left overs and jumped on passenger seat with it in his mouth.

He is now separated and staying with his team leader at work!

He tried to deny it but hey there was little point...

Moral of story shag all you want but don't have a terrier sniffer dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Similar story my m8, shagged colleague, put used condom under seat with tissues and Mrs at weekend went out in car, terrier dog sniffed out his left overs and jumped on passenger seat with it in his mouth.

He is now separated and staying with his team leader at work!

He tried to deny it but hey there was little point...

Moral of story shag all you want but don't have a terrier sniffer dog! "

Ha topper

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland


"Similar story my m8, shagged colleague, put used condom under seat with tissues and Mrs at weekend went out in car, terrier dog sniffed out his left overs and jumped on passenger seat with it in his mouth.

He is now separated and staying with his team leader at work!

He tried to deny it but hey there was little point...

Moral of story shag all you want but don't have a terrier sniffer dog! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think they smell nearly as bad as they used too !!!! they still taste shite though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit random but is it just me that can still smell them on your hands even though u have washed them several times?! "

Just to clarify. Is it your hands you've washed several times or the condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u had anal they will do m8, best not to try that again!

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By *rgiesformeMan
over a year ago

North Glasgow

sometimes used condoms don't flush away, we tip, fill them up with water (run under the tap) and they flush away first time.......should always put in the bin, but sometimes you don't want evidense about........know what am saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap in loo paper

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

loving how this thread has brought out the classy storys. But surely if your hands smell your cock will be worse lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap in loo paper "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loving how this thread has brought out the classy storys. But surely if your hands smell your cock will be worse lol x"

See, intelligent lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye but ur cock is only in someone else's mouth not ur own!

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ye but ur cock is only in someone else's mouth not ur own! "

So do you not kiss a woman after your cocks been in her mouth lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not.....

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Shagged a girl in dalkeith park once and left the spunk filled condom hanging from a tree. Girl retrieved it the next day and found a lollypop stick in it. Brought a new meaning to wood filled jonny! Disposed of it in the park bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet she ate it lol

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Never thought of that - maybe gave it a good licking or hard sucking

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By *rgiesformeMan
over a year ago

North Glasgow

double boak ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"double boak ffs "
take more than that to make u vomit lol

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