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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored!! Just thought I'd say .

oooh and cream eggs - boak!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha it's amazing what you can chat about lol I take it you've had a bad experiance

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm bored!! Just thought I'd say .

oooh and cream eggs - boak!! "

Im horny oh and creams eggs I want one now but going to stay good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha it's amazing what you can chat about lol I take it you've had a bad experiance "

It was my mums craving when she was pregnant with me & never in 33 years have I eaten 1. Someone said about it on another thread then I saw an advert lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored!! Just thought I'd say .

oooh and cream eggs - boak!! Im horny oh and creams eggs I want one now but going to stay good "

I'm horny too but its not like I'd get a meet on this place....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is something random

I googled sex addiction edinburgh and am seriously thinking of going!

Wanking myself blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here is something random

I googled sex addiction edinburgh and am seriously thinking of going!

Wanking myself blind"

Lol well that's just smashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... go with creme egg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dribbles down my chin

& when I think the time is right I stuff the my tongue right in.

mm mm mm

Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dribbles down my chin

& when I think the time is right I stuff the my tongue right in.

mm mm mm

Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours? "

I shake it all over face, getting in my eyes and mouth, hair and everywhere!

Then I tell myself I'm straight and remove the dildo from my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck cock in... eat remaining egg and feed cock to willing mouth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"dribbles down my chin

& when I think the time is right I stuff the my tongue right in.

mm mm mm

Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours?

I shake it all over face, getting in my eyes and mouth, hair and everywhere!

Then I tell myself I'm straight and remove the dildo from my arse"

god now ive been put off them ...ohhh well good for my diet i guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dribbles down my chin

& when I think the time is right I stuff the my tongue right in.

mm mm mm

Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours?

I shake it all over face, getting in my eyes and mouth, hair and everywhere!

Then I tell myself I'm straight and remove the dildo from my arsegod now ive been put off them ...ohhh well good for my diet i guess lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dribbles down my chin

& when I think the time is right I stuff the my tongue right in.

mm mm mm

Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours?

I shake it all over face, getting in my eyes and mouth, hair and everywhere!

Then I tell myself I'm straight and remove the dildo from my arsegod now ive been put off them ...ohhh well good for my diet i guess lol "

See now you know how I feel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"dribbles down my chin

& when I think the time is right I stuff the my tongue right in.

mm mm mm

Cadbury's creme egg, how do you eat yours?

I shake it all over face, getting in my eyes and mouth, hair and everywhere!

Then I tell myself I'm straight and remove the dildo from my arsegod now ive been put off them ...ohhh well good for my diet i guess lol

See now you know how I feel!! "

yeah i do now lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""
thats how i feel jinty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Jintys here! Smoking hot! Hey Jinty, have I told you how you get......

See, Hardin again, addiction clinic here I come, that Jintys sending me wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I don't eat them boak

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not even a creme egg mcflurry from mcdonalds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not even a creme egg mcflurry from mcdonalds?"

Oh no not even the actual ice cream either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes Jintys here! Smoking hot! Hey Jinty, have I told you how you get......

See, Hardin again, addiction clinic here I come, that Jintys sending me wild"

Stop sniffing the cleaning products!!!! I'm getting worried for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not even a creme egg mcflurry from mcdonalds?"

Nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes Jintys here! Smoking hot! Hey Jinty, have I told you how you get......

See, Hardin again, addiction clinic here I come, that Jintys sending me wild

Stop sniffing the cleaning products!!!! I'm getting worried for you! "

You knows it's right Jinty! Let the wild nights commence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad I don't eat them boak "

You don't? That comment made you sound like you've done that before lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad I don't eat them boak

You don't? That comment made you sound like you've done that before lol x "

Hee hee x

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth

Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? "
Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? "

Nice tight whites

Welcome & enjoy

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx "
thanks I don't really know what is happening lol but I'll try and figure it out as I go !!

Wow first time I've said that since I lost my virginity ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx thanks I don't really know what is happening lol but I'll try and figure it out as I go !!

Wow first time I've said that since I lost my virginity ?? "

just join in and be yourself most are friendly enough to chat back with you xx

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ??

Nice tight whites

Welcome & enjoy "

thanks ! I thought my eyes went a bit wanky on me looking at ur photos but the then realised they were just negatives lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ??

Nice tight whites

Welcome & enjoy thanks ! I thought my eyes went a bit wanky on me looking at ur photos but the then realised they were just negatives lol "

Lol

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx thanks I don't really know what is happening lol but I'll try and figure it out as I go !!

Wow first time I've said that since I lost my virginity ?? just join in and be yourself most are friendly enough to chat back with you xx "

most are friendly enough ?!? Ok who is the grumpy ones here lol ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx thanks I don't really know what is happening lol but I'll try and figure it out as I go !!

Wow first time I've said that since I lost my virginity ?? just join in and be yourself most are friendly enough to chat back with you xx most are friendly enough ?!? Ok who is the grumpy ones here lol ? "

lol no me

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth

Wow been on fab for over a year and never visited the forums ???? god I need to really try some of the other stuff fab offers !!

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"I'm bored!! Just thought I'd say .

oooh and cream eggs - boak!! "

What the hell cream eggs are doss !! Got me craving one now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx thanks I don't really know what is happening lol but I'll try and figure it out as I go !!

Wow first time I've said that since I lost my virginity ?? just join in and be yourself most are friendly enough to chat back with you xx most are friendly enough ?!? Ok who is the grumpy ones here lol ? "

Thatll be me! Grrrrrrr....

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Hmm first time in the forums hey everyone ?? Hi and welcome enjoy the fun xx thanks I don't really know what is happening lol but I'll try and figure it out as I go !!

Wow first time I've said that since I lost my virginity ?? just join in and be yourself most are friendly enough to chat back with you xx most are friendly enough ?!? Ok who is the grumpy ones here lol ?

Thatll be me! Grrrrrrr.... "

Haha at first I thought u were trying to be Tony the Tiger and said " There Grrreat!" Haha ????

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie "

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol "

How do you eat yours ?

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ? "

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? X

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? X"

As I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? XAs I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

"

Bloody hell just got a boner reading that ???????? x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? XAs I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

Bloody hell just got a boner reading that ???????? x"

pmsl il show hows its done

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? XAs I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

Bloody hell just got a boner reading that ???????? xpmsl il show hows its done "

if that's what u do to a cream egg then cover me in chocolate and wrap me in foil

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? XAs I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

Bloody hell just got a boner reading that ???????? xpmsl il show hows its done if that's what u do to a cream egg then cover me in chocolate and wrap me in foil "

more into latex but hey what ever floats your boat lol

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? XAs I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

Bloody hell just got a boner reading that ???????? xpmsl il show hows its done if that's what u do to a cream egg then cover me in chocolate and wrap me in foil more into latex but hey what ever floats your boat lol "

Haha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Creme eggs boak, pickled eggs out chippie

Now way can't believe ur another cream egg hater !! Pickled onions maybe but pickled eggs .. Now that boak lol How do you eat yours ?

Iwell since u asked I bite the top off and suck the insides out like a Hoover till my cheeks hurt then munch what's left !!!

How do u eat urs ? XAs I said before lol

I lick it ..i suck it ..i let it dribble down my chin ..and when i feel ready i ram it right in ....Mmmmmmm Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours?

Bloody hell just got a boner reading that ???????? xpmsl il show hows its done if that's what u do to a cream egg then cover me in chocolate and wrap me in foil more into latex but hey what ever floats your boat lol

Haha "

off to bed now thanks for the banter enjoy the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right enough about cream eggs ffs!!! They are rank!

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Tits ....."

Well there's a change in subject anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big tits little tits cardboard box

Eh wrong words it's fish not tits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vagina.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on my hands tonight....get thee behind me Satan!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

whats the chat tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the chat tonight ? "

Jintys looking for a wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumpkin pie is delicious

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Pumpkin pie is delicious"
can think of nicer pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies "

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweet

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By *addyshornyMan
over a year ago

perth


"Pumpkin pie is delicious"

I'll have to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon meringue....that's a proper pie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

"

mind out the gutter lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady "

And yours was when you wrote it of course

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady

And yours was when you wrote it of course "

no it wasn't actually I was to busy thinking of pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady

And yours was when you wrote it of course no it wasn't actually I was to busy thinking of pies "

PMSL

Of course you were, how could I possibly think otherwise

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady

And yours was when you wrote it of course no it wasn't actually I was to busy thinking of pies

PMSL

Of course you were, how could I possibly think otherwise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady "

Who me!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady

Who me!? Lol "

Omg you two again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And me!!! "

Oh do I know you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And me!!!

Oh do I know you ? "

Stop pinching Bothy's catchphrases or my cats will have Dolly the pigeon next!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And me!!!

Oh do I know you ?

Stop pinching Bothy's catchphrases or my cats will have Dolly the pigeon next!!! "

I don't and never have pinched anything from anybody.

And the police will be contacting your cats shortly

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"And me!!!

Oh do I know you ?

Stop pinching Bothy's catchphrases or my cats will have Dolly the pigeon next!!! "

You mean it WAS a pigeon??? It looked like a pheasant to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And me!!!

Oh do I know you ?

Stop pinching Bothy's catchphrases or my cats will have Dolly the pigeon next!!!

You mean it WAS a pigeon??? It looked like a pheasant to me! "

Peter WAS a pigeon, Dolly IS a pigeon AND I know what a pheasant looks like! Its one of those dopey birds you shout at when they don't get out of your road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pumpkin pie is deliciouscan think of nicer pies

mind out the gutter lady

Who me!? Lol

Omg you two again "

Oooh yeah

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


" Its one of those dopey birds you shout at when they don't get out of your road! "

So so tempted, but no........I'll resist!!

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