FabSwingers.com forum: saturday night funny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A young newspaper reporter looking for his first story happens to witness a teenager being attacked by a rottweiller,without any thought for his own safety the teenagers friend rammed a stick into the dogs collar and tqisted it till the dog was dead.

The young reporter said"i saw that act of selfless bravery and id like to do a story on you,with the headline"young manchester unites fan saves friend from devil dog".

The young lad says"im not a manchester united fan".

"Ok,young arsenal fan saves friend from devil dog"

Young lad replies"im not an arsenal fan either".

"Ok what team do you support?"enquires the reporter.

The young guy says"liverpool".

"Ok"says the reporter,"how about"scouse bastard kills family pet"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young newspaper reporter looking for his first story happens to witness a teenager being attacked by a rottweiller,without any thought for his own safety the teenagers friend rammed a stick into the dogs collar and tqisted it till the dog was dead.