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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kids grandad and his girlfriend have just been in.

Asking the youngest what santa was bringing him he answers he's getting a dog so he then gets asked what his brother is getting which he anwers "what sounds amazingly like he's getting a dildo (He was saying lego) whole lot of us was in histarics was so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest has told everybody he wants a little sister definitely no babies in this house this Christmas or any other Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our youngest a few days ago built a tent in the living room, you know the thing, 2 chairs and a duvet cover type of thing.

She was in it and the dog was trying to get in when she exclaimed 'not in my back door, you know you're not allowed in my back door!'

Daisy and I just about sprayed tea everywhere.

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

My ex sister in law when she was about sixteen said at the dinner table when they wrote discussing buying a new dog!

"We should get one of they ones from the durex advert"!

Obviously mixed up with dulux!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when our youngest was a wee girl, we had to teach her to say KNIFE and FORK, because if she sed fork and knife, it sounded awfully like 'fuckin knife' very embarrassing at grannies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids grandad and his girlfriend have just been in.

Asking the youngest what santa was bringing him he answers he's getting a dog so he then gets asked what his brother is getting which he anwers "what sounds amazingly like he's getting a dildo (He was saying lego) whole lot of us was in histarics was so funny. "

And I thought my kids were bad haha

Geek

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"My youngest has told everybody he wants a little sister definitely no babies in this house this Christmas or any other Christmas "

Mine asked for a sister when he was bout three. Explained to him that he'd have to share all his toys and Santa would only bring half the toys.......he soon changed his mind xx he's now 11 and Defo don't want a sibling lol xx

Thank feck one is more than enough for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My youngest has told everybody he wants a little sister definitely no babies in this house this Christmas or any other Christmas

Mine asked for a sister when he was bout three. Explained to him that he'd have to share all his toys and Santa would only bring half the toys.......he soon changed his mind xx he's now 11 and Defo don't want a sibling lol xx

Thank feck one is more than enough for me xx "

Never say never my girl was 11 when I found out I was having my first boy xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I thought mince pies had beef mince in dad - from my daft 10 year old!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at an autistic friendly circus earlier. my little boy was in a panic to get back to Paisley.

He told the ticket collector that he didn't want to stay in Scotland only came for the circus .

We were only just in Glasgow

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Funny thing you ask this....

Was asked tonight if men can have sex with each other

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