FabSwingers.com forum: random post thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post something random

I love boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sucking eggs acceptable ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks at her like shes the only girl in the room.

He protects her like shes the most valuable treasure.

He respects her because to hurt her would hurt him that mych more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He looks at her like shes the only girl in the room.

He protects her like shes the most valuable treasure.

He respects her because to hurt her would hurt him that mych more."
thats not random,thats pretty deep

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Post something random

I love boobies

Everyone knows you love (.)(.) Boobies martin LOL . I love satin

that's not random either .

Got a turkey half price at tesco now that's random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting another mmf & gangbang in 2015

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm going to be wearing thermal leggings tonight

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid go to college, if you want an education go to the library.

Frank Zappa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is all about finding people who are your kinda crazy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A Zorilla is the smallest animal on the planet.

It's anal glands can be smelled from half a mile away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each morning we are Born again

What we do today.

Is what matters most.

Buddha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I almost had a threesome...

I only needed two more people!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I beat the xmas shopping

I also like boobies

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I beat the xmas shopping

I also like boobies

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I like boobies too Im quite attatched to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore throat

i need to gargle something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2heads are better than one unless there attached to the same body

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

I've not had sex in 4 weeks

Sooo fecking sexually frustrated too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a coo upon a hill.

Its no there no it musta shifted !

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

More than 30% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once accidentally came on my own face

I also love boobies.

Kinky

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By *riction addictionMan
over a year ago

bathgate

My shopping tonight included a tube of tomato puree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling _omantic" is an anagram of "Flaming erection!"

and for all of those who love boobies (who doesn't) -

"Large breasts" is an anagram of "Great braless" and

"Giant breasts" is an anagram of "Tits bang ears!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In days of old when knights were bold and clothes were not invented.

A bitty cloot aroond yer toot and yeh had to be contented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my chips????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my chips????

I waited at Berzonis for hours last night on yah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my chips????

I waited at Berzonis for hours last night on yah

Home delivery was requested!!!!! The cats were hoping for another pigeon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my chips????

I waited at Berzonis for hours last night on yah

Home delivery was requested!!!!! The cats were hoping for another pigeon!

Sitting here with a picture of Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post something random

I love boobies

I love boobies too but cock more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post something random

I love boobies

I love boobies too but cock more

We have both

Ink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post something random

I love boobies

I love boobies too but cock more

We have both

Ink x"

Lucky buggers lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post something random

I love boobies

I love boobies too but cock more

We have both

Ink x

Lucky buggers lol x"

Always happy to share

Ink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post something random

I love boobies

I love boobies too but cock more

We have both

Ink x

Lucky buggers lol x

Always happy to share

Ink x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone please get the fairies to come and decorate my tree! Its been standing in the corner for yonks and i still havent dug the baubles out...

...i blame the baby for distracting me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason you don't ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree is because they’re really good at it.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Could someone please get the fairies to come and decorate my tree! Its been standing in the corner for yonks and i still havent dug the baubles out...

...i blame the baby for distracting me...

Aye right, just do it, missus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone please get the fairies to come and decorate my tree! Its been standing in the cornoer for yonks and i still havent dug the baubles out...

...i blame the baby for distracting me...

Aye right, just do it, missus.

OK boss!! You coming to help like??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....slim shady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the moon and the moon sees me.

Underneath the old oak tree.

Come shine your light down on me.

And on the ones I love.

(My mum 1930-2004)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Driving to Perth Tesco right now

toot toot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are they going to invent a zip that lasts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the luckiest chap on fab

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

once i'm finished with all this stuffing

i'm heading to my couch for the rest of the day and watch some rotten TV

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Someone save me from bloody minecraft!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the 61 bus always have a token jakey on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in love with Sam Smith

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

If we believe the stats, thinking about sex every seven seconds adds up to 514 times an hour. Or approximately 7,200 times during each waking day. Is that a lot? It sounds like a big number to me, I’d imagine it’s bigger than the number of thoughts I have about anything in a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone please get the fairies to come and decorate my tree! Its been standing in the corner for yonks and i still havent dug the baubles out...

...i blame the baby for distracting me...

IM GOING TO DO IT SHORTLY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone please get the fairies to come and decorate my tree! Its been standing in the corner for yonks and i still havent dug the baubles out...

...i blame the baby for distracting me...

IM GOING TO DO IT SHORTLY!!!!

Its about time to !!!!!!!

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The answer is ...

Tube of smarties

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No more! Now let me rest - pleeeeeasssse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating will no longer be tolerated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock him up and throw away the key!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My doggies are barking

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Land ahoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think il suprise jas tonight

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ed Sheeran and Billy Joel on the same playlist as Tony Bennett......just relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a foot massage.

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