FabSwingers.com forum: Pick up lines

By *ikerbob1957 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pick-up lines heard round the world and what you could say back to them

I know how to please a woman.

Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.

Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

You look like a dream.

Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.

Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Do not enter. or Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.

Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?

You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.

Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?

Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.

Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?

Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what would you like for breakfast in the morning ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer coat hen coz you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PAulas are

Put a condom on

No glove no love

Right boys who is first

She is so crao at chatting guys up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like for breakfast in the morning ????"

In addition to you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually heard someone tell someone he would like to part her beef curtains it didnt work

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By *est coast manMan
over a year ago

Workington

My Mrs is a singer in a band .

A guy comes up to her and said

Ohhhhh I want to get into your knickers .

Her reply was

There is only enough room for one arsehole in them sorry .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would you like for breakfast in the morning ????

In addition to you??"
na im included in with the breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go down on you for so long that I would have to grow gills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want a fuck

well it worked with mrs f lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a roll and beef?

Well roll over and I'll beef yah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this one on the radio;

Wannae tae go hawfers oan a wean?

Another good one is; how big's yer hole doll? If she takes offense, merely point out you were referring to the size of her bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need to know about me darling is that I like my bacon crispy in the morning.

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By *oldenknobMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Here.s a condom if u dont pull I will fill it for u . Do u pratice safe sex .(yes pcan I pratice with you ) do u pratice safe sex .(yes ) I have a pk of 20 (why do u hav a pk of 20 ) well if I dont get it right first time I hav another 19 goes lol !!

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