FabSwingers.com forum: Worst swinging mishap you will admit to

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the biggest mistake/disaster/error you've made whilst swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a cpl of folk we regretted

Met a cpl of guys iv regretted

Auds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having an absolute skinful before my first social....couldn't remember talking to anyone, falling asleep and having to be taken back to my hotel, changed into my pjs and put to bed.

Haha xx Shamed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting a guy cpl times we classed as a friend who actually tried to ruin our relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting a guy cpl times we classed as a friend who actually tried to ruin our relationship "

Sadly happens more often than not

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going no hands and falling off from a great height. The arse was sore that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting a guy cpl times we classed as a friend who actually tried to ruin our relationship "

Same but with the woman half of a couple we'd met a few times.

Whenever she tried to engage him (just him) in any way be it through text/chat etc - I'd reply/respond instead, in an all 'sweetness and light' way. I didn't ask her why she's texting my partner etc. I'd ask how she is, is she okay etc. She soon got bored of the fact she was apparently having no effect on me and gave up.

We unfriended them on here - which is a shame. Her chap was a nice friendly quiet down to earth fella. Par for the course with swinging I reckon though. Bound to come across some bored troublemaking nut jobs - singles and couples

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there had that

What is it with chicks trying to meddle in married cpls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't dare say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exchanged, supposedly female phone numbers, but the other party's was the male and he kept texting me to meet alone. Partner eventually sent him a strongly worded message and copied in his partner, needless to say his partner dumped him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a house one night with an ex fuckbuddy of mine the house was filthy the couple showed us their play room it was just a room with two big dirty stained mattresses

Safe to say I made my excuses & bolted although felt like going back with some cleaning products & rolling my sleaves up & cleaning for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deny everything and admit nothing!

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"Been there had that

What is it with chicks trying to meddle in married cpls?

No idea is this rhetorical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a cpl of folk we regretted

Met a cpl of guys iv regretted

Auds

This

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I made the mistake in my early days on fab of giving a girl my phone number and having her over to my house!

Given that we met through a swinging site I wrongly assumed that she realised we were "non exclusive"!

She then went crazy when she found out through a verification that I had been seeing someone else! Turned up at my house when kids were in, phoned and txtd about 300 times and even wrote me a letter!

Ended up I had to delete my profile and block her from phoning me!!

Apart from that my experience of fab has been fairly positive

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I made the mistake in my early days on fab of giving a girl my phone number and having her over to my house!

Given that we met through a swinging site I wrongly assumed that she realised we were "non exclusive"!

She then went crazy when she found out through a verification that I had been seeing someone else! Turned up at my house when kids were in, phoned and txtd about 300 times and even wrote me a letter!

Ended up I had to delete my profile and block her from phoning me!!

Apart from that my experience of fab has been fairly positive

But...but.....I thought you loved meeeeeeee!!

(KIDDING KIDDING KIDDING LOL)

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"I made the mistake in my early days on fab of giving a girl my phone number and having her over to my house!

Given that we met through a swinging site I wrongly assumed that she realised we were "non exclusive"!

She then went crazy when she found out through a verification that I had been seeing someone else! Turned up at my house when kids were in, phoned and txtd about 300 times and even wrote me a letter!

Ended up I had to delete my profile and block her from phoning me!!

Apart from that my experience of fab has been fairly positive

But...but.....I thought you loved meeeeeeee!!

(KIDDING KIDDING KIDDING LOL)"

Oh Christ she's found me again! Will have to lock away the bunny rabbit again! Lol

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I made the mistake in my early days on fab of giving a girl my phone number and having her over to my house!

Given that we met through a swinging site I wrongly assumed that she realised we were "non exclusive"!

She then went crazy when she found out through a verification that I had been seeing someone else! Turned up at my house when kids were in, phoned and txtd about 300 times and even wrote me a letter!

Ended up I had to delete my profile and block her from phoning me!!

Apart from that my experience of fab has been fairly positive

But...but.....I thought you loved meeeeeeee!!

(KIDDING KIDDING KIDDING LOL)

Oh Christ she's found me again! Will have to lock away the bunny rabbit again! Lol"

Oh no....dont hide my rabbit, i just replaced the batteries!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever dogging / swinging meet, a lady got out the car to speak to me, reaching in to my car and feeling me up under my footy shorts, she then asked to follow them down to a quiet canal car park. She gave me good head while the husband / boyfriend watched and then had to go pee in the bushes as she'd been on the wine for a bit of a loosener!! Ha Ha! She then came back and rode me like Sea Biscuit and let me bend her over, but her going for a pee was almost the biggest mood killer. Just glad she didn't want me to go down in her

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

One couple we met was like was like it was like a formal inter_iew ....

Drink has spoiled sooooo many meets thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my early days on fab i had talked to a couple for months .. he met me at glasgow after work .

drove to outside stirling ...

about 11pm he got right mouthy so i said i was leaving .

tried to stop ne going telling me he wasnt finished with me ...

elbow bridge nose twice .... he ended up in hosp and me in back of police cae covered in his blood .

worst was his mrs just stood n let him try his worst ... put me off couple for life ....

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Being a mug and "lending" £150 to a lady I was seeing off her for a few months. Needless to say never saw her or the money again.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

getting engaged to a feckin psychopath!!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I wouldn't know where to begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have got few some I can laugh at now but one that particularly annoys me in fact about to start winding myself up thinking about it!

I had met this couple a few times, both hot horny and with decent professions and appeared trustworthy.

After one hot session atboyfriends flat he got a call in the middle of session and had to grab his van keys a leave; told us happy for us to continue and would listen in on phone as he drove south...

All was horny and he enjoyed hearing my pounding his GF while he was not there and told me to stay until he returned and we would have another 3some.

We stayed for another hour, but I had things to do so said I would have to go, GF then started rummaging through all his personal items, logged onto his laptop, accessed password; etc etc!

I was like that is well out of order but she was on a mission; even went into his brothers room and took money from a jar!

I quickly left and as she decidided to drop to her knees and give me final BJ, I said pull everything back and u can if not bugger off!

... needless to say she didn't and I left!

I was then bombarded with messages from them both to meet again, ignored made excuses but didn't want to block, he was decent and both great in sack!

I then was at edinburgh airport about to check in to fly to Bristol and BF was also in same queue for check-in.

We chatted in queue, checked in together, got seats at front, had beer in bar, great craic and while on flight he asked why I was aloof with meeting as he loved sessions as did GF!

I ended up telling him what happened, horrified, angry and then not too surprised by the scheme bitch; he said all makes sense and nightmare!

The guy had only just booted his brother out of flat for stealing money, brother said he would never do that and although she had not stayed over had key for apartment and her car was scene in parking permit bay.

We met up while on business in bristol, we have had a few more 3somes and needless to say GF is back in her cage never to be touched again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to a house one night with an ex fuckbuddy of mine the house was filthy the couple showed us their play room it was just a room with two big dirty stained mattresses

Safe to say I made my excuses & bolted although felt like going back with some cleaning products & rolling my sleaves up & cleaning for them

Oh God! That happened to me a few years ago. I visited this woman's house, it was filthy. Kitchen was filled with unwashed plates and pans and empty takeaway trays. She was nothing like her photo - she had no teeth!

I made my excuses, got the hell out of there and went home for a wank and a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I am OCD for cleanli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would definitely be the fisting lube incident. By the time we realised that it had got everywhere and everyone's genitals and a few mouths were completely desensitised.

Or maybe the random shag who threw my out after 45 minutes because her housemate was going to come home. She didn't think it would take that long..???.

I never spoke to her again. Until she was handling my claim at the job centre a few weeks later. :/

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By *b12345678Man
over a year ago

Highlands

When i first joined fab i was working up in Elgin... And starter chatting to a local lass up there.

She seemed nice, horny & had sent me a few rude pics.. Shortly afterwards she sent me her address so i went over...

She opened the door and i to be honest i think my penis retracted back inside... She wasnt the best looking..

Ever since then ive always insisted on a face photo before agreeing to a meet; it has cost me a few promising meets- but i dont think i'll ever forget that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i first joined fab i was working up in Elgin... And starter chatting to a local lass up there.

She seemed nice, horny & had sent me a few rude pics.. Shortly afterwards she sent me her address so i went over...

She opened the door and i to be honest i think my penis retracted back inside... She wasnt the best looking..

Ever since then ive always insisted on a face photo before agreeing to a meet; it has cost me a few promising meets- but i dont think i'll ever forget that one"

That makes me laugh, I got chatting to a chick, sent me a pic, arranged to meet one morning in Thornliebank in a dodgy dingy council close flat, she opened the door, the pic was clearly either her about 25 years ago or her daughter! I nervously entered and I must admit I took one for the team as she sucked my cock on the sofa before I swiftly departed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeting a guy cpl times we classed as a friend who actually tried to ruin our relationship

Same but with the woman half of a couple we'd met a few times.

S x"

We've not had a play meet and this sort of situation possibly arising is one of the reasons we haven't taken that step yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting engaged to a feckin psychopath!!!!"

its ok windaeeeee ive had therapy now

xxx

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