FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can only say at Christmas

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Things you can only say at Christmas :

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being allowed to stuff a big bird and being egged on by the family lol.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up. Let's get this cracker pulled. We can share.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

pull that cracker hard

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

You need to wrap it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled it as hard as I could but there was no bang.

How come you always get the good end.

Don't point that thing at me and pull it or you can clean up the mess.

Careful where you point that and pull it or you'll take someone's eye out.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Seconds anyone

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

cum empty your sac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sack is always full ho!ho!ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cum empty your sac."

No wonder you smell burning you left your sack near the fire and it's singed!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Wanna help me fill my stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no need to fight plenty toys for everyone to play nice

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"no need to fight plenty toys for everyone to play nice

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pmsl I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you take my jumbo to belting out of your arse!!! That was a present!!!

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By *inglecuckoldMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you take my jumbo to belting out of your arse!!! That was a present!!!

That was supposed to say jumbo toblerone!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fancy a christmas shag

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"cum empty your sac.

No wonder you smell burning you left your sack near the fire and it's singed!

Dx"

yes I do love the smell of roasting nuts,

I wonder if the old boy in red is stuck in my chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to get into those stockings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like watching the train going into the tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have some size of balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have some size of balls

That's why the sacks full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have some size of balls

That's why the sacks full

Be like santa & empty them after all its Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have some size of balls

That's why the sacks full

Be like santa & empty them after all its Christmas

Well it only happens once a year I suppose

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By *oldenknobMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Would love to unwrap u as my present !! And give u all the stuffing u need

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Gobble gobble....lawlawlawlawl

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

How much stuffing would you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to eat my chipolata? I've had too much thigh off the bird and that's all I've got left. If not the granny can have it! Oh hello Jinty.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Wanna pull a cracker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to eat my chipolata? I've had too much thigh off the bird and that's all I've got left. If not the granny can have it! Oh hello Jinty."

Much cheekier since you've moved out of the Kingdom oh horned one!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa is the a cracker in your pocket or have you brought me a rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no need to fight plenty toys for everyone to play nice

pmsl I like this one

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

santa im greedy can i have the cracker in your pockey and a rabbit as well

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

meant pocket

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

That stuffing was good

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuk a duck ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I do like a bit of stuffing at Christmas

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Nice baubles;)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Il help you empty your sack if you help me fill my stockings

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"Il help you empty your sack if you help me fill my stockings

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