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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been working on a christmas song but need your help finishing it,i'll point out the bit i need help with.

I sneaked out of bed on christmas night and what i saw nearly scarred me for life,

Santa clause was going to town.

I could see him but he couldnt see me,while he was banging my mum beneath the christmas tree

Santa clause was going to town.

"Have you been a good girl"santa clause said as mum went down on here knees just nodding her head,

Santa clause was going to town.

Then mum brung him a beer and he stopped for a while,then he spun her around and done her puppy dog style

Santa clause was going to town.

"I promise something special"thats what i heard him say,"if your a bad girl for santa tonight i'll be good to you christmas day",he might be old and he might be fat but mum shouldnt knock back an offer like that

Santa clause was going to town.

(Heres the bit i need you to finish)

"I promise something special",thats what he said to mum,cause he promised her anything at all if she'd take it.........

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Up the bum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa "Clause"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my thumb ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Up the bum!!!"
woo hoo finished it.

I promise something special thats what he said to mum,i'l give you anything at all if you take it up the bum.

I wonder what dads gonna have to say when he sees mums presents on christmas day

Santa a clause and mum

I saw mummy sucking santa clause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, you're back Martin, welcome

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well stolen but still funny as hell

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Well stolen but still funny as hell "

Stollen is that a type of cake ? Andy always after the cake .

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