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Daft claims to fame, got any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got refused an overdraft in my NatWest by Lemar before he was famous,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty is really fed up with mine BUT i think its a real gud'un

i snogged Michelle Heaton during her liberty X days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was asked out on a date by Les Dennis hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blethered away to Prince William in the uni library for about five minutes thinking he was another student from one of my classes, he must have thought who is this batty woman?

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By *utieguyMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Dated Primeval star / S Clubber Hannah Spearritt for short period whilst playing football down South.

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By *tsallaboutthefunCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

i screwed an xtra from river city! ha ha!... on a more serious mode ian ferguson from the then rangers team asked me to party at his hotel one night, didn't have a clue who he was til i told my cousin the knob standing over there flashing the cash had tried to get into my pants while we were dancing... my days of innocence! ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the past played with a celtic player n yup hes a swinger xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the past played with a celtic player n yup hes a swinger xxx"

A celtic player that actually scored, steady.,that should be easy to narrow doon,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi nowt wrong with his scoring did the team proud llf xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie Goodyear was my "babysitter" when I was a sprog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a man once who used to have Julie Goodyear as a babysitter when he was a sprog!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

too many to mention publicly lol xxx

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE


"In the past played with a celtic player n yup hes a swinger xxx"

FRANKIE BOY NO TO AULD 4 U? lol xxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I know cat and michael, plus the OP - how daft is that and should I really be admitting it???????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

openend can of beans by myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squeezed Angie Dickinson's tit when I was a baby

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

baby sat for stuart adamson of big country when i was a teen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"baby sat for stuart adamson of big country when i was a teen"

Small world, I lived in his old house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I share the same birthday as Madonne- phoned into a radio show once to say that- she was spectacularly unimpressed.....

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By *k2nkCouple
over a year ago

livingston

The portaloos on our worksite have previously been used for the players at the British open.

Which makes me toilet buddies with Tiger Woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (xix) got kicked in the head by Jean Jacques Burnel because I kicked him on the chin then in the balls at a karate tournament.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I know the freak of nature that is xix, does that count?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My suggestion to include,," a couple a cannnnnns" into the lyrics of a song Neo was to sing on the Scott Mills show on radio 1 was read out by Scott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to being more interested in an extremely garish white convertible Rolls-Royce parked outside a Rodeo Drive store, rather than actually watching where I was going... I smacked right into Tony Curtis!

Mr.Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know the freak of nature that is xix, does that count????? "

Of course it does

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work for gordon ramsay when i worked in london many years ago i lasted all of 6 hours before i walked out and delivered roomservice to madonna again when i worked in london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a backstage pass to meet Lemmy after a Motorhead concert count? Nah, thought not lol

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By *igtechMan
over a year ago

Stonehaven

got pissed with olly reed n the aussie dude in cyprus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooked and fed most of the Royal Family, oh and a few TV folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooked and fed most of the Royal "
Why didn't you poison them? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Offered Chrissie Hynde my seat on the airside airport bus to the plane, "im allllright standin" she says,lol, we only went 200 yards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shared a few beers with metallica after they played the edinburgh playhouse in 88..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sat and had beers with mike scott,steve wickham from the waterboys after they played at findhorn midsummers night

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Had lunch with His Grace The Duke of Westminster in the Savoy Hotel in London also with Elizabeth Ward (google her lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got pissed with Paul Young before he decided where to lay his hat (Q Tips days). Shoved Queen Mother in back accidentally at a wedding

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By *ips2lipsCouple
over a year ago

dundee

i had princess ann in the back of my car back in 1987 when i was at sandhurst, now not the way u lot are thinking i only drove her 300 yards off the parade square lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on Saturday Superstore when I was in the cubs as a young 'un and met Simon Le Bon and Ben from Curiosity Killed the Cat (and Mike Reid and whatever the bloody crow puppet was called!). Dismal days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time i went to Aras an Uachtarain in dublin with my client,i had been there about 30 mins when a lady in slippers brought me a cup of tea, i obviously said "thanks love"...saw here later with the boss and realised it was mary mcaleese the Irish president and the lady we had went to see..... did my persons recce's a bit more thorough after that !!!!!....oh ..and Marty Maginnis has overheard me calling him a "bog trotter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have bodyguarded for many a well known face,

Drank and almost got into Katie Price's pants one night.....left that honour for Fernando Ricksen and then the press had him all over the papers the next day.

Thanks to my cousin I have met and drank with every rock star known to mankind that has gigged Glasgow in the past 30 years.

OK minor offences:

In my teens played for Halifax Town before they went down to GM Conference League

Boxed and defeated a former World Title Contender during his amateur days

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By *arpark deviantMan
over a year ago

midlothian..

Was delivering milk in edinburgh ( grange) and got a snog off honor blackman as she was heading back to her hotel with 2 others at 3am!.. Also related through marriage to darren fletcher the footballer.. Oh.. And mo johnston nearly run me over ( car mirror hit me ) while on delivery early in morning up braids in edinburgh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pissed over the nose of the Royal helicopter one night.....won't tell why or how I came to be pissing on the Royal Chopper!!!!!...lol xxx

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By *edd50Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen/Dundee

Played drums in a local band as support to Fleetwod Mac a lot of years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emile ford (the singer) stayed over night at my parents house when i was younger lol xx

Also in my teens i was part of the lighting crew for one night at Trentham gardens when bad manners was playing and i met buster blood vessel lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may or may not have knicked illegal substances from status quo when they stayed in a posh glasgow hotel many years ago... two wrongs can make a right good nite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with Tim Roth

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By *r EckMan
over a year ago

Airdrie

karen dunbarr from chewing the fat felt my cock when we where at school behind the bike sheds

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I once sat opposite Angus Deayton on a train, I'd like to say he was full of wit and bonhommie, but instead he was a grumpy bugger who nicked half a pack of fags off me!

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