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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fart loudly in public without feeling that others will think your manky? xx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame it on the person next to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and let that uptight git get all the credit? Never !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always credit one of the dogs with it- even when they're not there- it lingers you see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why not just be proud and normal about farting.. its a natural thing to pass wind afterall. not lady like but still we all do it..!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always credit one of the dogs with it- even when they're not there- it lingers you see"

i used to blame our little girl, but she now knows my plan, and beats me to a pulp when i point the finger of blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it depends where you are at the time as no place is safe trust me.

i was clay shooting and looked around and thought no one would hear as they all had there ear defenders on lol.

stupid me forgot most of them are electronic now and they only blank out loud sounds over a certain decibell. and a loud fart can be heard no probs.

Mr Me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"why not just be proud and normal about farting.. its a natural thing to pass wind afterall. not lady like but still we all do it..!! "

I don't - I have one of the staff do it for me - after all, I'm a LAYDEEEEEE!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have it as a ring tone ,answer u phone just after u fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fart loudly in public without feeling that others will think your manky? xx xx"
probably not. It may get you a telling off if someone disagrees with your fart.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

when i worked with the kids i blamed it on them the only bad time was we were visiting glasgow cathedral one day and were down in the crypt i farted it was dead quite so u can imagine the reaction place was also crowded with american and japanese tourists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does depend where you are, find a nice quite spot and let rip!

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By *lackbird186Man
over a year ago

west glasgow

silent ones are great then you cam blame anyone .

if you have not seen these videos on you tube, have a watch of - Jurrasic Fart:how the dinosaurs bacame extinct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehhhh.................... no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get yer baws oot in public

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"get yer baws oot in public "

you fart fae yer baws???????

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

dont worry me as my farts smell like summer roses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt dare do not even in public or in my own living room where kids would be id leave the room not saying i do pump but would make sure i alone or out of everyones way it rude lol i think i weird lol

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

i love to fart in bed lol

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