FabSwingers.com forum: The most off putting thing someone has done during sex?

By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Just a bit of fun and no names but what's the thing that someone your having sex with has done that either puts you right off or knocks you off your stride?

This maybe says more about me than the girl but in my early fab days I met a girl and went round to hers!

One thing led to another and I had her bent over the bed giving it my best shot! She then got a text message to her phone and picked it up and read it!

Put me right off! What was worse was that it was from her mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done that before...

I also giggle a lot, so I've been told.

Socks are the only thing that puts me off really

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By *kataliteMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

Sure iwas with mum that night lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

being called the wrong name!!!

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By *kataliteMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

"being called the wrong name!!!"
who'd get that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farted

No fanny farted but blew off a rank cabbage smelling dirty big fart . Near boaked

Got up dressed and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped for a breather

And he went to light up a cigarette!!!

Think my face said it all

Auds

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"I've done that before...

I also giggle a lot, so I've been told.

Socks are the only thing that puts me off really "

I always wear socks and thats never saved me from you lol

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"being called the wrong name!!!"

Sorry whats ur name again lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a guy I meet when he's in town and he never takes his socks off lol lol

Has a thing about feet

It's hilarious!!

Auds

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I get cramp in my feet all the time due to distance running!

Nothing kills the moment than jumping up out of bed and prancing about the room like Mick Jagger on speed for five minutes till it passes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a mmf a while back the other guy (who was supposedly straight) suddenly leaned over & started sucking my cock.

Mrs J looked at the stunned expression on my face & exploded into giggles. My erection immediately vanished & the evening was over.

In retrospect it was funny but at the time I was not impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oofft

Couldn't see jas seeing the funny side of that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me also, guy grabbed my balls, soldier died , night over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh & giggle at times which I'm sure is off putting.

Full on conversations aren't for me in the middle of sex, socks aren't great & yeah wrong name xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my exes had a slight gap in the middle of her bottom teeth. One day mid blowjob in popped the little bit of skin between the head and shaft, and rip..... Que blood, pain, throbbing, I lost my hardon quicker than a burst balloon and spend the next 2 hours hoping like hell it'd stop bleeding as I didn't fancy going to A&E and explaining what happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done that before...

I also giggle a lot, so I've been told.

Socks are the only thing that puts me off really

I always wear socks and thats never saved me from you lol

I said they're off putting. I didn't say it would stop me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HUGE Fanny fart in the face haha x

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Was giving a guy a bj and he says "suck it bitch" xx total turn off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was giving a guy a bj and he says "suck it bitch" xx total turn off xx

Yip happened to me too although it was a slut I was called his cock went in his trousers quicker than it came out &sent packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People touching my feet usually freaks me out! Unless they're rreaalllyy good at what they're doing and I dont notice anyways

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By *he_batmanMan
over a year ago

Gotham

Was with a woman on bed kissing, touching her boobs and licking her nipples, started kissing down her stomach towards her pussy. Pulled her underwear down and there was a wee string hanging out... She failed to tell me she was on her monthly visit lol. Safe to say no pussy was licked that night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A former shag buddy, while we were having sex, she said she wanted it up her bum. I told her that I hadn't done it before, so I put on a condom and before I could get the lube she just back her ass onto my dick. It went in easier than it did her fanny. I pulled out after one stroke and my dick(covered with a Johnny) was covered in shite.

I went into the toilet and took the Johnny off and washed my hands, the we shagged again, without mentioning what just happened.

True story.

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"A former shag buddy, while we were having sex, she said she wanted it up her bum. I told her that I hadn't done it before, so I put on a condom and before I could get the lube she just back her ass onto my dick. It went in easier than it did her fanny. I pulled out after one stroke and my dick(covered with a Johnny) was covered in shite.

I went into the toilet and took the Johnny off and washed my hands, the we shagged again, without mentioning what just happened.

True story.

I shouldn't have read that whilst eating dinner

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Smelly arse crack , farting like a trooper and no out her fanny....also decided to spring another couple on us without asking thankfully they didn't show.....

Needless to say meet didn't last long.....

Was dramatic at time as lots more to the story but omg now we laugh .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went into the toilet and took the Johnny off and washed my hands, the we shagged again, without mentioning what just happened.

True story.

I shouldn't have read that whilst eating dinner

My room stank of shite but we still shagged again, for a few minutes until I had to stop due to the smell, I sent her home and opened all the windows and sprayed a full bottle of air freshener, which they attracted four feckin' wasps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% getting called another womens name especially an ex girlfriends

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

At least nobody has had a partner die on them - yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av only noticed this with airdrie lassies but when a bird tries to stick a finger up ur arse is totally off putting,

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Av only noticed this with airdrie lassies but when a bird tries to stick a finger up ur arse is totally off putting, "

Wanna supply some names? Lol lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"being called the wrong name!!!

Sorry whats ur name again lol x"

Deirdre!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Av only noticed this with airdrie lassies but when a bird tries to stick a finger up ur arse is totally off putting,

Wanna supply some names? Lol lol "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After stopping for a wee rest the fem i was with asked me if i could come in the condom for her so she could take it home so he man could feed it to her later, did,nt really get started again went home with balls still full .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least nobody has had a partner die on them - yet."

Had a near miss once...

Now that was scary!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck their finger in my ass when I am strictly non anal activity and they knew this before the meet ...... end of play that night I can assure you...

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was due to meet a lady in a hotel for a social meet but was late as I got held back on my shift.

I eventually met her and the reality and the photos sent were poles apart.

I'm not sure whose photos she sent but what I was confronted with was a grossly overweight dwarf. Not only that but she had booked a room and expected a full service.

I'm trying hard not to be cruel here but sending someone else's photos when you are nothing like them and thinking that I, or anyone else, wouldn't notice is just not on.

Needless to say my clothes stayed on and I was gone pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least nobody has had a partner die on them - yet.

Had a near miss once...

Now that was scary!!!!!

At times I'd wish a few had!!!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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