FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

Describe your sex life in 4 words!

Jump to newest
 

By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Shamelessly stolen from another forum!

Some ideas include;

In need of improvement!

Stuttering to a halt!

Getting better and better!

Just a fun wee game, can you tell I would rather do anything than study

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll crack the joke's

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shamelessly stolen from another forum!

Some ideas include;

In need of improvement!

Stuttering to a halt!

Getting better and better!

Just a fun wee game, can you tell I would rather do anything than study "
totally nothing at all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone out the window

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

not currently existant mate

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

or. - "totally buggered off recently." is also a good yin

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of this world

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Exciting

Varied

Satisfying

Rare

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dead slow and stop!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

What's a sex life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a sex life "
dont know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have one. "
join the club x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to go blind

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wank with both hands!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adventurous, satisfied, fun & amazing xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/12/14 18:31:08]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's all of these things

Frustrating

Exciting

Experimental

Fast

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anbrCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In need of rest!

(just back from a dirty birthday weekend break!)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just absolutely fuckin brilliant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well, judging by most of the male replies on here I must be doing something right

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Well, judging by most of the male replies on here I must be doing something right "

You been bribing them with cakes again Andy?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone in 60 seconds........

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this sex thing ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's getting my share

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day and awesome!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpredictable

Wow

Amazing

Not enough

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Well, judging by most of the male replies on here I must be doing something right

You been bribing them with cakes again Andy? "

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh! It's closed up!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the way up Xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex life is infrequent. But not sure if that is one word or two lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't get much better

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Non existent

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Second Wonder Man

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Completely and utterly crap!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only get better.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, what is sex ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Building up the nerve!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

Less than nothing - really!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still sleeping with Ex

Kinda says it all lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No complaints from me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue is soar.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tongue is soar."

Sore*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ighlander34Man
over a year ago

skye

Non stop - stop none!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now non existent

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can discribe it i2 2 words

NON EXISTANT XXXXX

where am i going wrong whats wrong with my profile any help please xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Things could be worse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very,very,very slow lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, nothing, loads, nothing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great at arithmetic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im such a liar

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone in 60 seconds........ "
wanna practice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldnt get any better

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the up now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Are you finished then ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mmmmm that was fun

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

More pussy please doc

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something like a phenomenon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Very,very,very slow lol "

It's better with harnesses

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand to gland combat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kataliteMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

Couldn't be any better

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ride of my life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kataliteMan
over a year ago

east kilbride


"Ride of my life "
Mmmmm nice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use the curtains

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhh! It's closed up!!"

Can I lick it open

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tried it all before.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

But I want more..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaming hot hot hot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly lack right now.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

same old headache tonight.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried it all before."

So try it again

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Mingin' so it is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Boys for a queue....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very,very,very slow lol

It's better with harnesses "

Safety first!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a sex life???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Very,very,very slow lol

It's better with harnesses

Safety first! "

wasn't the last time!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r.FlirtMan
over a year ago

Livingston

... out of the ordinary!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very,very,very slow lol

It's better with harnesses

Safety first!

wasn't the last time!! "

Don't know what you're on about,was hooked on at all times...I think lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkyBrianMan
over a year ago

glasgow

About to get better

(so I'm lead to believe, so i hope so lol.)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for a change

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Visiting Scotland soon......hopefull x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I want it now!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody non existent lately!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existant right now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iFemaleStr8MaleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whats a sex life?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God we love sex!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

balls dried up people

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now a distant memory

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

all by my self!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ohn Doe 2Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Right hand left hand ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always on top form

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non ex sis tent

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On hold till 2015!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

tonight is the night!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting better and better

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing going on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin dam right awesome

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting any whatsoever

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Enjoying every intimate minute

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally give up now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a sex life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex life doesn't exist

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found the perfect partner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I live in hope!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

More fun to come

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never predictable, always amazing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in hope!"
yeh me to havnt had it for months

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very boring and empty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter fucking stupid bullocks.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Utter fucking stupid bullocks. "

Or bollocks. Whatever. Undone by the autocorrect.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

All in my head.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely wet when wanted.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed my self laugh ing lol x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Needing a second opinion

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt happening,ohh well.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top