FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up line!

By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

A bit of fun!

What's the worst chat up line you have ever used or has been used on you?

Getting some patter for the Christmas social!

Mine has to be;

"Your dad is obviously a thief! He has stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can i treat you like my wee toe and bang you in everyroom in the house x

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"Can i treat you like my wee toe and bang you in everyroom in the house x

Brilliant! That's added to my repertoire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked the clubs years ago .

Worldie sat alone at the bar knocking back guy after guy

My mate . No a bad looking lad but no adonis . Buys her a drink walks up and says ' got ya a drink but im really hoping for a belt at yer pisher '

Lassie nearly fell off the seat laughing . He took her home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i treat you like my wee toe and bang you in everyroom in the house x

Belter

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

That's a lovely dress! It would look absolutely stunning on my bedroom floor!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While visiting Belfast.

Q. Do you have a bit of Irish in you?

A. No.

punch line, would you like some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe I will treat you like my homework..... Slam you on the table & do you all night.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk passed again??..

Do you have a mirror in your pants coz I can see myself in them..

Do you know what would look good on you??? Me...

See that top your wearing??? That's girlfriend/boyfriend material

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

'You have spanner eyes.....everytime I look into them, my nuts tighten!'

'You're wearing mirror knickers....I can see myself in them..'

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Hi there!

Don't suppose you fancy going halfers on a kid?

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Do you fancy coming back to mine for the best 2 minutes of your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

My mate said you were ugly but I told him "I've shagged worse"!

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By *riction addictionMan
over a year ago

bathgate

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven, or did ur arse cushion the blow

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Would you like to Tussle with a big cheesy muscle..

Later found out that he heard it on Still game or something..

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By *nonandyMan
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

two girls in a bar

hi you know this double vision is great!

what do mean?

well my horoscope said ad meet a good looking women today!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my army drinking buddy once learned and performed the cheesy top gun love song scene lol we got feck all

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By *az46Man
over a year ago

ayr

Can i smell yer fanny? No she said, i replied must be yer feet then

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By *az46Man
over a year ago

ayr

Walked up to a girl and said would u like to dance? She said yes, i said well on ye go i wana talk to your pal,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want your hole .... (Reply) no ...... Well chuck it over here I'm dying for it

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By *he_batmanMan
over a year ago

Gotham

I'm going to leave your pussy looking like an axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i fuck yer wife, works everytime lol

Clyde..

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

By the time I'm finished with you you'll have a fanny like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Don't know why I'm still single!

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Read a single female status saying. "Hope you've got pet insurance cause I'm going destroy your pussy" pmsl, wtf.

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Read a single female status saying. "Hope you've got pet insurance cause I'm gonna destroy your pussy" pmsl, wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the time I'm finished with you you'll have a fanny like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Don't know why I'm still single!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy to gal.

Want to share a condom? I will take the inside you the outside.

Never works. ...lol

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