FabSwingers.com forum: Asda LINWOOD PAISLEY

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody here come say hi lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

The secret of success at Asda Linwood, is to tie a white carrier bag on the front of your trolley.

Works every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww no I've missed a swinger in asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww no I've missed a swinger in asda

you mean you would make that long drive to asda again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww no I've missed a swinger in asda

you mean you would make that long drive to asda again

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You mean buy a bag first and then do the shopping?

Is it a bag for life? Or just a normal plastic bag?

Does the type of bag determine if its just a social meet for a coffee in the cafe or a quickie in the clothes section changing rooms that you are after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"You mean buy a bag first and then do the shopping?

Is it a bag for life? Or just a normal plastic bag?

Does the type of bag determine if its just a social meet for a coffee in the cafe or a quickie in the clothes section changing rooms that you are after?

Ask MRN, she's supposedly the Asda queen, but beginning to think that she's just a good talker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean buy a bag first and then do the shopping?

Is it a bag for life? Or just a normal plastic bag?

Does the type of bag determine if its just a social meet for a coffee in the cafe or a quickie in the clothes section changing rooms that you are after?

Ask MRN, she's supposedly the Asda queen, but beginning to think that she's just a good talker!

Oh bothy just doesn't seem to be enough people tying the carrier bags to the trolley nowadays think that the 5p is killing the swinging scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new fab hotspot .....lol

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By *illi37Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Oh could someone pick me up some apples ?......okay i am just asking lol x

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"You mean buy a bag first and then do the shopping?

Is it a bag for life? Or just a normal plastic bag?

Does the type of bag determine if its just a social meet for a coffee in the cafe or a quickie in the clothes section changing rooms that you are after?

Ask MRN, she's supposedly the Asda queen, but beginning to think that she's just a good talker!

Oh bothy just doesn't seem to be enough people tying the carrier bags to the trolley nowadays think that the 5p is killing the swinging scene

Typical eh? All these guys moaning about not getting any meets, and yet a wee trip to Linwood, and a 5p carrier bag, and they could be laughing!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Is this a new fab hotspot .....lol"

D'you mean you haven't heard? Did you think all the queues at Asda Linwood were for Black Friday?? Get on down there boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a new fab hotspot .....lol"

God are you being serious I think I have spotted you creeping up behind me in an aisle or two

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyways, does this work in M&S see if we can get a higher class of meet !!!!!!

Flyxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyways, does this work in M&S see if we can get a higher class of meet !!!!!!

Flyxxx

Of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, I've just switched to asda delivery

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Fuck, I've just switched to asda delivery

That could lead to stories in the fantast section, ASDA delivery driver seduced by BiFem groceries scattered all over the kitchen floor blah blah etc etc.....

Fly xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of popping over to asda now with my bag whose there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll

Be in the condom aisle!

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll

Be in the condom aisle!"

Those are not "try before you buy!!" If you do be prepared for ejection from ASDA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm that's why I'm getting strange looks......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think il go back over then gimme a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a new fab hotspot .....lol

God are you being serious I think I have spotted you creeping up behind me in an aisle or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is the best time to go to asda for swingers meets as I am always in there and never see anyone with bags tyied to there trolly was in the other day trying on clothes and decided to have a wank in the changing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time is the best time to go to asda for swingers meets as I am always in there and never see anyone with bags tyied to there trolly was in the other day trying on clothes and decided to have a wank in the changing room"

I'm in & out before 9 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers time is between 6.30 to 9.25pm. It's vanilla time for the rest of the day so no approaching couples and singles asking if they like a cream pie or a big sausage out with those hours.

Shame there's no curtains in the asda changing rooms to wipe your knob on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to Lidl does that mean im kinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame there's no curtains in the asda changing rooms to wipe your knob on "

Mmm classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame there's no curtains in the asda changing rooms to wipe your knob on

Mmm classy

Yeah true.........try sainsburys instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good social lets all head to their local asda and tie a bag to trolley this Friday morning between 8 & 10 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying the local Tesco but only the wan social over the cucumber display so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it work if you tie a bag to your basket?!

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By *oftSwingDuoCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Does it work if you tie a bag to your basket?!"

Every time ... EVERY TIME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a good social lets all head to their local asda and tie a bag to trolley this Friday morning between 8 & 10 lol"

That's not really fair for us 9-5ers. Can we have a later slot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does work with tying it to s basket x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a good social lets all head to their local asda and tie a bag to trolley this Friday morning between 8 & 10 lol

That's not really fair for us 9-5ers. Can we have a later slot

Yeah that sounds like a plan. Make my Friday night stop off for red wine more interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm in Beith xx

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By *anderer1988Man
over a year ago

NEWTON STEWART

This is so strange to me haha have to say i work in a supermarket and have never noticed the bag thing. I feel like doing late night shopping now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6p bag for life has killed it

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"This is so strange to me haha have to say i work in a supermarket and have never noticed the bag thing."

But obviously not Asda Linwood! That's where it all happens.

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

"6p bag for life has killed it

Aye BUT try tying one of those Hessian bags to a trolley!! ffs!!

....Still shopping there though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lets make it tie ur bag on ur trolley tuesday at asda linwood tomoro then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customer announcement theres a swinger in isle 7 thats a swinger in isle 7 trolley with carrier bag on front thank you

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gotta wonder if the size of the bag is important...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Means more if it biodegradable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Customer announcement theres a swinger in isle 7 thats a swinger in isle 7 trolley with carrier bag on front thank you"

And 90 secs later..clean up in aisle 7

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Customer announcement theres a swinger in isle 7 thats a swinger in isle 7 trolley with carrier bag on front thank you"

Isle 7? Is that in the Western or Northern Isles? Didn't know Asda were out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's going to Asda this weekend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weekend fun in Asda anyone

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