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By *r.Flirt OP   Man
over a year ago

Livingston

Finish the limerick:

There was an old woman from China,

Who had an enormous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finish the limerick:

There was an old woman from China,

Who had an enormous..."

Vagina

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By *r.Flirt OP   Man
over a year ago

Livingston

Yeah, so what's the next line? Let's see if we can keep it going.

S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/11/14 23:17:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She opened it wide "

And guess what's inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She opened it wide

And guess what's inside"

A great big ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She opened it wide

And guess what's inside

A great big ...."

Man with a tumbola

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Here we go again

There was a young man from Hong Kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steamy hard cock inside her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a daft lass called sue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who decided she needed a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She bared her big bum

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)


"She bared her big bum"

thinking no-one would come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She bared her big bum

thinking no-one would come"

But some fool snuck up behind her

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Lets try mine again

There was a young man from Hong Kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was always seen wearing a thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On his way out to dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his way out to dinner"

He wished he was thinner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos the elastic had gone ping pong!

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By *OUGHBOYMan
over a year ago

a village

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By *OUGHBOYMan
over a year ago

a village

And he worked for avon,, so ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Nantucket

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

who allways carried a bucket[and this the polite version of what i was thinking]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She slipped on some grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n fell on her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a gentleman came round and fcked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a wee cock from Fife

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

[Removed by poster at 25/11/14 22:47:45]

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Who had a fabulous wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said don't you dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young whore from Kilkenny,

Who charged two fucks for a penny,

For half of that sum,

You could bugger her bum,

An economy practised by many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So tell me 'bout this who're from Kilkenny,

Does she really get fucked by so many,

And when her arse is on show,

How many cocks does she blow,

Fuck, I think I just gave myself a semi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So tell me 'bout this who're from Kilkenny,

Does she really get fucked by so many,

And when her arse is on show,

How many cocks does she blow,

Fuck, I think I just gave myself a semi.

"

Chugging in yer wellies...

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll


"There was a young whore from Kilkenny,

Who charged two fucks for a penny,

For half of that sum,

You could bugger her bum,

An economy practised by many. "

I think the game is to add a line at a time not produce a whole new limerick! Although yours is pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young whore from Kilkenny,

Who charged two fucks for a penny,

For half of that sum,

You could bugger her bum,

An economy practised by many.

I think the game is to add a line at a time not produce a whole new limerick! Although yours is pretty funny"
I was never one for following social protocol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their once was a young lass from tealing

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By *r.Flirt OP   Man
over a year ago

Livingston

...who squirted all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She chapped up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding a bowl of pears, sex texting ray mears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How horny could that lass be feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfie limerick, please take the piss x

There once was a lad from Argyll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selfie limerick, please take the piss x

There once was a lad from Argyll "
Who kept picking his farmer jile while out tap dancing on the tiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selfie limerick, please take the piss x

There once was a lad from Argyll "
who unless got bummed wudne smile

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